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Joined 09-10-07, id: 581863, Profile Updated: 08-10-08
Author has written 9 stories for Romance, Love, and Friendship.

All You Need to Know About Panda:

-not really a panda-
-obsessed with chocolate-
-thinks in incomplete sentences...-
-...and fragments...-
-loves quotes-
-getting even-
-oh, and REVIEWS!-

Current Obsession: ROOMATE NEEDED by imames
(Up for a laugh and a little revenge? Then this is a must read. Only 6 chapters so far, but hopefully she'll continue soon ;)

- xoxoxo -

Fun Facts & Quotes:

"Ha-ha-ha! Isn't that fun? I got these from Jack's Jokeshop back in Pennsylvania. Remember, if it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack!" (Bryan slaps Stewie) "Ahh! Bitch."
-Stewie and Bryan, Family Guy

"What's going on down there?"
"I have absolutely no idea. Two of them are hugging, and the rest of them are standing around clapping."
Church and Tucker, Red vs. Blue

"What's a bubble-shield?"
"It's an indestructable and impenetrable shield which can be deployed at any time!"
"Right, because when I think of indestructable and impenetrable, I always think: bubble."
-Simmons, Grif, and Sarge, Red vs. Blue

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

His left is not necessarily your left.

No matter how old you are, when parents yell at you, apologize promptly and do something nice to make amends. When your boss yells at you, let him wear himself out before apologizing, then ask for a raise. When friends yell at you, yell back. Friends have no control over your financial success.

Bad guys would always have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for some meddling kids.

Motherly Advice: "I don't give a damn who you date, just be prepared to take responsibility for his mistakes. There will be a lot of them, and you'll get the blame for every single one."

As a realist, you don't see the glass as half-empty or half-full. You observe the glass and what's inside it.

"If a man says something in a forest, and a woman isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

"To shank. It's a verb."
-Comcast commercial guy

When eating out, always say it's your birthday. Even if they card you and say you're lying. Either it works or it doesn't -- but usually you'll get a free dessert out of it.

If your server is male, chances are he's a pothead. If your server is female, chances are she's got an attitude.

“Haven’t you ever sat on a toilet and had the sudden thought, ‘this is weird’?”


Character Photos (and favorite quotes)

Wild Ride: -- "And so if I just walk away from this meeting with the knowledge that I’d turned my back on a damsel in distress and a little boy damning his soul by committing such a foul sin as blackmail, well I just wouldn’t feel right for days (Garret, Chapter 3)

Anna Wilde
Garret Thompson
Jeff Parker
Drew Thames
Anthony Hopkin
Stacey Kirk
James Ryland
Damien Wilde (add maybe 10 years)
Uncle Tom
The Uncles (imagine them slightly older)

UPDATE: Panda's stories "The Bright Side" (aka "Can't Catch Me") as well as "Dusty" have been taken down for maintenance. Please excuse any inconveniences or heartbreak this has caused.

Not a Show for HBO: “Actually, Princess, that’s exactly what I’m trying to avoid. But if you’re so damn intent on fighting with every single one of us until you’ve proven you’re Queen Bitch, stop there. Point proven.”

Diana Whitney
Luther Giorgio - (use your imagination that his head is shaved)
Jack (Reginald) Gander
Zeke Gander
Miranda David
Molly Gander
Kelly Gander
Charolette Gander
James Whitney

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Well, The Thing Is, I'm A Guy by Being in Room 101 reviews
When Alyssa found out about the female exchange student coming to stay, she couldn't exactly say that she was thrilled. However, after just one day, she realises that there's something odd about the student...that she is actually a he.... EDITTING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,061 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007
ROOMMATE NEEDED by imames reviews
Steph just needed a new roommate so that she could pay her rent and keep her apartment. What she got was a complete tool with no social skills, and too-good looks. Maybe it's time to put out a NEW ad...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,407 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/30/2008
The Slow Seduction Of Jack O Trades by lslines reviews
Jack rode into Alphabet City late one rainy afternoon, and between the tough old lady forcing hospitality upon her and the two young men who've befriended her, she can't seem to leave: but she also can't bring herself to mind. threesome.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008
My Wonderful Life by Complicated Addiction reviews
COMPLETE! He's the jackass of my high school. The richest, the most arrogant egotistical guy I have ever met... My house burnt down and now I'm living with him. Someone shoot HIM please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
The Only One Who Ever Cared by BlackParade reviews
Lydia's boyfriend cheated on her with her best friend. Since then, she could never trust anyone. Until the most popular guy in school started to talk to her... Problem? He's got a girlfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,374 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
God, I hate the Colonies by Marinus reviews
When you're a great lord of the Empire, with whole legions of toadies at your beck and call, life is good. But when your best friend wants to jump your bones, causing you to get kicked out of your own country, things get rather nasty, rather fast. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
Love Me, Love My Tofu by Just My Cup Of Tea reviews
Elise Wu is a vegan yoga instructor who only wants to change the world for the better. When James Matthews, her complete antithesis, almost runs her over, Elise’s world will be the one changing… but can she love a man who loves meat?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008
The Joys Of Being Married To A Gay Man by gummybearmurder reviews
Sequel to He's Just Teasing. A few years later Jacey and Chase see each other again, only there's more history between them now than ever before. Will Jacey FINALLY make up her mind about him? finished 2/17/08 Epilogue up! 4/16/08
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
My Lovely Prince Crack Head by XXX-Rated reviews
Elly's friendless,helpess,and never had a boyfriend. Just as soon as Neil, Prince Charming, starts to take interest in her, Jonathan, the gorgeous drug addict with an ugly reputation, enters her life and he soon finds that Elly is his new addiction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
She's Everything To You Now by Can't Be Saved reviews
You want to try to move on...But I'm going to try to stay in your life
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Sweet Music by CK Shorty reviews
[COMPLETE! EPILOGUE IS NOW UP!]We all have that song that makes us think of that special person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,676 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Complete
melody boy by Wear Me reviews
he sings songs of revolutions & gunshot symphonies giving words to his own tragedy’s & writing out your world. your heart b.e.a.t.s for him
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2007
The Adventures of Ditzy Daisy by Natajaaay reviews
Ditzy Daisy is a worldfamous superhero, but she has met her match in the hybrid Hemogoblin, half vampire, half goblin. Can she defeat him? Or will she finally be beaten?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
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Operation: Destroying Destiny reviews
One summer camping trip that went so totally, horribly wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2008
Parallel reviews
Tyler and Perry Daphne are identical twins. Tyler loves Keira Binks, who hates Perry, who's in love with her elder brother Colin, who's in love with Tyler, who hates Colin, who is stalking his sister, who hates his brother, who's out for revenge...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008
3rd Place reviews
Steel your heart. -steal hers-
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Wild Ride reviews
She hated how he flirted with everything on two legs. What she hated more was how it always worked.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
eyes full of lies reviews
Sometimes it's a stranger I see looking back at me.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Your Guardian Angel reviews
How can I save you when I can't even save myself?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007
Grand Finale reviews
I'll only break your heart, he said.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Not a Show for HBO reviews
Diana Whitney is in love with her emotionally dead best friend. Having that on her plate should have been enough to keep her busy. Keywords: should have. Enter her dad's fiance Charlotte Gander, her 2 daughters and twin sons. Twin sons. Keywords: Uh oh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Misery Business reviews
You're my favorite addiction, killing me one smile at a time. [one:shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
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