The Crazy Talk Kid
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Joined 09-14-07, id: 582307, Profile Updated: 06-17-08
Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Manga, and Supernatural.

Hello to all of my fans and people that are indifferent to me. To my enemies, I know where I live, so watch yourselves.

I encourage anybody that reads my stories to review with suggestions or praise, preferably praise, and I ask that reviewers keep flames down to a minimum.

Personal info: I'm age 222 because it's the new 666, I'm from the U.S., and my real name is (mumbles under breathe) and that is spelled with the e on the third of the month.

Likes: Anime, reviewers, tv, pizza, reading, kayaking, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Young Frankenstein, and Mt. Dew.

Dislikes: Quebec, people who discriminate against others, and the tv show Bonanza.

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famously
erudite scientist and comic who once said:

"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by
exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us, to our
amazement and amusement.

Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99 of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend...but she left me before we
met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever...so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made
your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.

28 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.

29 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch
up.

31 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to
be on it.

32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your
headlights work?

1. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

2. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

3. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

4. Procrastinate Now!

5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

6. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU READ !!

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Experiment Thirteen by Equilibrium reviews
He was the enemy's greatest creation. Their deadliest weapon. Too bad they never expected him to fall into the hands of an unsuspecting teenage girl... who, incidentally, has no idea what to do with him. -SKoW Most Creative Plot Award Nominee!-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,304 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Arena of Elements by Soul Decay reviews
This is your chance to prove yourself against others like you. This is where you pit your own characters, your own creations, in epic duels of Elemental Prowess. Are you good enough to survive or will you be cleaned up after the victory party?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,433 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007
Full Moon by sapphirekitten reviews
A beauty and a beast. Think you know the story? Think again.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 10/27/2007
Hul by Ascott reviews
A deserted industrial hell the size of a small country, and the search for a single book abandoned there. Is any knowledge worth dying for?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
PHOENIX by Soul Decay reviews
He was different. Different from his friends, his family, from everyone. Well, almost everyone. They were sent for. Their mission? Find and destroy him.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Archomachy by Crownbreaker reviews
The internal conflicts of the Tyrren Republic spread into a worldwide clash of ideologies, states, religions, and rising technology. Mix of Steampunk and military sci-fi. This story is dead. Its successor story is Gears of Deception
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Wandering Hero by Guardian's Light reviews
A boy named Newn Sol must discover his destiny and how it revolves around the power of seven powerful magical artifacts.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Fall of a Goddess by Patrick007 reviews
A group of young heroes are given elemental powers to stand up against the Goddess of Fate. Rated for violence and some language in later chapters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Talents by Azzandra reviews
In a world where magic is a forbidden art, there are still people with power. And as Priscilla and her friends would discover upon moving to RiverCrossing, there are still people who would abuse such power. COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Empires of the Sun: A Historical Fantasy by Jave Harron reviews
After the Mongol invasion, several Japanese refugees flee across the Pacific Ocean. A threat awaits in the lands far south, and an expedition crosses a bizarre, alternative North America in hopes of salvation from tyrannical Aztec gods.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The worlds beneath our feet by VendettaTheory reviews
A young man uncovers a gateway to a new world within the earth beneath him. An bizarre agrarian culture of giant sheep and mushroom houses, lost treasure, war machines, warring kingdoms, and objects, creatures, and ideas he has never seen before await him
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
Demons Within by Rejlan reviews
When Erlion was 14 years old he had two demons locked inside of him, now he seeks a way to release the from their prison, however, he is still viewed as an experiment to the people who injected them into him, and larger forces are coming for him.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Good, the Bad, and Those Who Walk the Line by sapphirekitten reviews
What do you get when you mix adventure, mystery, magic, insanity, hot boys, bad guys, more insanity, violence, hot girls, music, partying, food, more insanity, fun, and more violence? Three Goddess Maidens and one heck of a story. Title will change.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007
The Golden Path by Kumori Ukiyo reviews
My main story. Note: This version of the story is NOT up to date. I have slowly been revising it. When the revisions are complete, they will be posted. So, only read this if you're board and have already read the other writing I've posted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007
Gifted Minds by Daynasaurus reviews
Twelve year old Jamieson Linwood is ecstatic as her first year at her father's academy arrives. But, she soon realizes that Linwood's Academy is hiding something from her, and with her three best friends, she is determined to unveil the lies.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2008
A Study of Thaumaturgy by Jave Harron reviews
A respected scientist from the University of Berlin explains the some of the various types of thaumaturgical machines and methods, including theotechnology, theurgy, and thaumaturgy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Medieval Future by Bric The Great reviews
In the future, war has devastated most all civilization. The result is people have reverted back to Medieval times but with some technology. A group of people must stop an evil warlord using swords, sorcery, guns, and bombs. Plz R&R.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
Chess by Menolly reviews
You'll never look at the game quite the same way. Experience the classic boardgame from the perspective of a battlehardened ebony pawn against enemies brought vividly to life. Rated T for some violence, but the combat isn't really that graphic.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
In the name of gods by Demon Of The Rising dark reviews
The worshipping of God. It was forced upon others by its new followers and within a few hundred years their old gods and religion were forgotton by those in the grasp of the church.But the ancient ways were not forgotton by those that lived in freedom. R&
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2007
The Legend of Nazui by Silver-hair Angel reviews
A world lies on the brink of jeopardy when a formidable demon rises from the pits of the underworld. Hope presents itself in the form of a spunky half sage, her timid mystic friend, and a forsaken demon turned demon slayer. Fates of many are on the line.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007
The Princess and the Dragon by n11na reviews
Satire version of the classic princess locked in a tower story, where the princess befriends the dragon, and together they plan to escape.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Father of Lights: An Alternative History by Jave Harron reviews
The Industrial Revolution erupts into total warfare against the magocratic British Empire. As the war escalates, an ancient cycle of annihilation prepares to start anew. The philosophies of the Enlightenment undergo a trial by fire against dark magic.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 63 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Like Magic by Menolly reviews
Our world is based on science, but what if magic was brought into our world? What if everything we imagined about sorcery, everything we feared about witchcraft and demons, became real? Be there as Earth as we know it is transformed into a world of magic.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007
Some Kids and the Need for a Plot by Spirithunter reviews
Schizophrenic unicorns, prismatic gryphons, and vegetarian dragons are only some of the fantastic [if slightly mental] creatures some kids will encounter on their quest to find a plot for this story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,744 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007
Disposable Heros by Bric The Great reviews
In the future machines have replaced all need for any form of phyicisal labor and humans have grown week. So when there is an ivading threat, the only hope for the futre of mankind lies in heros from the past.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004
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Cairn reviews
The traditional hunters and warriors meant to defend their people from the monsters of their world must also deal with foreign enemies not to mention other corrupt factions of their own people.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009
Battleverse
Miss Equilibrium and myself made some writing exercises and we're sharing them for your entertainment and enjoyment. And regarding my story, Mobsters of Miest, it is on Hiatus until my school work calms down. So enjoy these and may they tide you over.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009
Mobsters of Miest reviews
Crime lords, gum shoes, hit men, and strange beings battle in a world of steampunk, magic, and high technology to the plan of an evil hidden in the shadows. M for violence just to be safe.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
Mephisto reviews
A man seeks the power of God for an even greater goal.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Sic Semper Tyrannus reviews
Thus always to tyrants .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008
Four Horsemen and a Chef reviews
The four horsemen of the apocalypse and a chef try to save the world from total destruction.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008