Anz Pineapple
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Joined 09-18-07, id: 582756, Profile Updated: 05-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Love, and Romance.

I'm female, young (not giving my actual age; suffice it to say I'm younger than most of the people on this site), and bisexual (in case you've read my poetry and are wondering about the fact that some refers to girls and some to guys...)

I write poetry. Basically, that's it. I have bazillions of fantastic ideas for stories, but lack the patience or the attention span to write anything with more than a couple chapters.

News

I did manage to write the requisite 50,000 words for NaNoWriMo; the story isn't finished, but I may start polishing and then posting the beginning.

Finished Work

desire- fairly passionate poetry about someone I used to think about a lot.

her- somewhat less passionate poetry about someone who I had a lot of mixed feelings about.

lust- very passionate poetry about the same person as in desire.

sweaty nighttime wishes for a different world- I'm not sure how to describe this. It's at least partially about the same person as in her, but although it might seem somewhat similar, it's actually more a protest than an outpouring of passion.

we're not just friends, stupid- an expression of both exasperation and affection towards my ex-boyfriend (from when we were going out).

Interrupted Passion- a one-shot semi-sex-scene that didn't fit in my story but was just calling out to me to write it. It almost feels like a character sketch.

Coming Soon/Potential Ideas

- More poetry, as always :-)

- I might eventually get around to posting my NaNoWriMo story here.

~Anna

P.S. If anyone is actually reading my stories/poems, reviews would be much appreciated- I'm not writing for the reviews, but I will update faster if I'm writing for readers rather than just for myself.

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So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,024 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Covet by BKGal-24 reviews
He should not have been there, but he was. He should have looked away, but he did not. He should not have had her...but he did. A re-telling of King David and Bathsheba. Retired now and available as an ebook.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Mai Pu by blunt.pencil reviews
An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet regardless of time, place or circumstance.The thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break.The thing about the red string?Well, I can see it.Tied snugly on people’s pinkies.NO UPDATE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,614 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2007
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,329 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Imperfect by Nicki Saint reviews
What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Hidingnowkthxbai reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Luka & Shoe by King Patch reviews
UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,770 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2006
Of Money and Mouths by mrdryrdrlngs reviews
Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/29/2007
Abide With Me by Myrika reviews
Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
The Lighthouse by thenorthface reviews
COMPLETE. Slash. Macon could barely handle fighting with his best friend. Everything only escalated from there. **UPDATED/EDITED AS OF 2/26/13**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,675 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3406 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
More Than You'd Think by sitaloire reviews
Joshua Courtland is gay. Kay Marks is gorgeous. How can they possibly help sleeping together? First in trilogy, slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Chemicals to Blind by Twisted By Design reviews
Colby is 17, cynical, and gay. After moving, he meets a girl who teaches him the meaning of friendship. Through her, he becomes comfortable with who he is and what he is, and finds himself doing something he never considered possible: falling in love.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 12/15/2005
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
A Picture Says a Thousand Words by Nath and Nami reviews
Two lesbians, one dorm. Sexual tensions so thick they can be cut with a knife. What's a girl to do? Yuri, femmeslash, f/f, and whatnot, flames will be used to make s'mores.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,860 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/19/2005
Kill the Messenger by That Heather Chick reviews
The girl: Cambria. Ready to leave for college with no obligations. The guy: Steven. Basking in his popularity and future football career. The matchmaker: Trace. the charming brainiac expected to push these two together. The problem: Love is unpredictable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,780 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 5/25/2005
The Night Anna's Husband Told Her About Beauty by King Patch reviews
Short Story. Two people, true beauty, and a murder.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/8/2003
Changelings by Kaelyn reviews
*shounen-ai* Ange and Neko are like day and night. Ange takes her life seriously; Neko takes his with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila. All they have in common is that they are both Changelings, and are now partners. ~Ch. 7 up~
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
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we're not just friends, stupid reviews
we seem to be the only ones who didn't know this would happen...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
sweaty nighttime wishes for a different world
we're too similar for the world- or you, for that matter- to accept together
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Interrupted Passion reviews
If people were sounds, she would be an intense tango. Her mysterious reappearance would be a slightly distorted echo of her old, familiar song- an echo abruptly silenced before I'd even clearly heard it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
lust
this instinctive dance takes both of us
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
her reviews
i don't have her permission to feel this way
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
desire reviews
Why I was so drawn to him, physically, emotionally, mentally, and socially.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete