Sybet Labach
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Joined 09-21-07, id: 583079, Profile Updated: 11-06-08
Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, General, Young Adult, Love, Friendship, and Mystery.

For all of u out there ready to pop my head off for not updating TEB (Zandra, Raul Gonzales, GG) or Shadowwarrior (Paul) or... everything else for that matter... (GG. Zandra.) Think of it this way: if you kill me, you're NEVER gonna get it!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Whoo. Layters!

TEB 11!! Finally got around all the viruses :smashes mac against wall and dances on it, laughing maniacally:

"Okay, time for dinner. Turkey, mashed potatoes, and corn." :Zelkan bolts: "He doesn't like my cooking?"
"No, he likes his balls." -TEB/Don't ask.

Well, it's been a while (since I could hold my head up high!!) since I've been using this (that's what she said!!) so I haven't posted anything, but...

Oh and the stuff in () is just so Zandra can't stick random comments in. HA HA! THWARTED! (XT: ...Except not.)


1. What Is Love Reloaded by Haddaway

2. Handlebars by the Flobots

3. Addicted by Saving Able

4. So Far Away by Staind

5. Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin

6. Viva la Vida by Coldplay

7. Damaged by Danity Kane

8. Breath by Breaking Benjamin

9. Won't Go Home Without You by Maroon 5

10. Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy


XT: Aww... (:hug of DEATH:) Thank you Xela.


"Would you bite me?" Long silence. "If you were a vampire." -Me

"Yeah, Stef! Way to break the school!" -Me (you see, we were playing soccer in PE, and one kid kicked the ball up and hit a speaker. The rest I think you can figure out the rest...)

It twas a VALIENT effort! -Me

"I only passed 2nd grade because I was good at time." -Me

"Emma, you monkey!" -Me (about Emma, of course!)

"It takes mad skillz to be weird enough to be inducted into Alexbetsy Land." -Me. Ha ha. Shocker

"Brain buddies ROOL FOOL!" -Me, in all my crazy glory. TO ZANDRA! XT: WHEEEE! (:spazz:)

Oh believe me... this section will grow rapidly (XT: Oh Dear God no.) SL:Mwa ah ah ah yesssss!


Ahhhh ha ha haaaa! I love this for some unkonwn, most likely angst-related reason:

The freshmen girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy,

The sophomore guy, head all in a whirl, sits and watches the Junior girl,

The Junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and admires the Senior man,

The senior man, all hott and wild, secretly loves the freshmen child.

-I don't know who wrote this, but it was NOT ME

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

6 word love note

If this doesn't touch're heartless.

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."


Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

-Robert Frost


Name: Sybet Labach... pronounced french-ish

Age: 492, obviously

Random Interests: Writing, perchance pirates? (I say pirates at the end of most sentences pirates. It's an inside joke pirates. Isn't it funny pirates? Try it pirates!)

Favorite Place In The World: Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba Cuba... Just kidding. My favorite place is Maine... just because Maine kicks ass... kick-asssssss... ya. (XT: Poor D-Boyz, you don't love them anymore... does this mean Donny doesn't wanna kill me! 8D) SL: No, it does not... He still hates you. (XT: Damn.)

Favorite Mythological Creature: Dragons and thoseamazingkickassevilfairies (If you can't read that, it's those amazing kick ass evil fairies)

Favorite Animal: Penguins... purple penguins. ;D (XT: Snide comment... ;P) SL: YOU FOOOL! i love saying that : D

Current Favorite Band (s) and Singer(s): Nickelback (always and forever), Linkin Park, Evanescence, 3 Doors Down, ya... Don't let the music and bands fool you, I like almost every kind of music.

Occupation: Pre-plumber (Do you enjoy being able to plumb?) Hahahaha... not really. Um... none.

Loves: Nickelback! Which is the cooliest band on the face of the earth... and other planets SUCH AS PLUTO! (I think it's time for some PLUTO JOKES: What, he can't be a planet? Just because he's a little different? Pluto: Mommy, Venus said I wasn't a planet!), the song "Sorry" by Buckcherry: I can't even tell you how much I love this song... I can't. (XT: ...D'aw...)

STORIES (XT: Look at that! You have some summaries! Yay!) SL: Shut up.

Audina Silver- I never really knew how much I loved him until he wasn't there. (This is 100 heart-wrenching teen-trash. But I love it. Please tell me what you think.) IN PROGRESS

The Elemental Bend - GOING UNDER COMPLETE RECONSTRUCTION. WILL NOT BE POSTED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Ha ha this story is REALLY starting to annoy me, but i want to write it tooo... tears. Well, if anyone actually wants this, send me a note, k? I need the motivation. IN PROGRESS

Shadowwarrior - The bestiest story in the whole world! Tremble... (XT: Oh, I'm trembling.) IN PROGRESS

Shared Shorts- Me and XT started this by taking the same idea, the same first sentence, and the same plot line and writing two different stories. This first one is called "Astral Butterfly" and her version is located in her Bunny Center. It would be, in the words of Tony the Tiger, grrrrreat! if you could tell us which one you like better. Thank you!

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Demonic Prophecies by Devania reviews
Eilish must travel to the lands of Ashtare in the company of a Halfling and the demon Solomon, the one demon she can't kill. 'They’re all the same, every last vileblooded one. They all deserve death, especially you.' : Leave a Review, reviews mean updates
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The Truth About Breakdowns by Saralisse reviews
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You by Gwyn Baines reviews
I need you
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Footprints by Xela Tokrub reviews
A lingering memory vs. a modern repeat
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Token of Hope by Xela Tokrub reviews
One man. One candle. Yet all the hope in the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
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Audrina Silver reviews
I hated Jay... Ok, I really, really wanted to. But I just couldn't. He hurt me, but he was also so incredibly sweet... This was a slight delema...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
The Elemental Bend reviews
Sam is a regular 14 year old girl which, she hates. There must be something more! And when she finds it, her friends Jamie and Ryan are dragged along on the ride. Sam learns things about her past, her future, and Ryan. But Jamie isn't ready for this life.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,328 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007
Crush reviews
If only.... A colaberation of sorts between myself and GG
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Vamps reviews
Jude and Peter lead normal, uneventful lives in which no spectacular magical elements intervened. Psh. WRONG!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008
Fire In Mountain Springs
Another from GG. Mystery. Title kinda says it all.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Published: 9/28/2008
Muwaya reviews
Muwaya is 17 when he and his friends set out on a quest. They learn about themselves and meet new people but some of these new friends threaten relations with old friends. On the way they face extream dangers, but what good tale doesn't have dangers?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Happily Miserable reviews
The feelings you get when with a friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Jessey Coleburn reviews
High School. Finally. And at Clarkson Academy, the same boarding school as all three of her brothers went to, Jessey was ready for a new life, and new boys. And that is exactly what she gets. Not exactly the way she imagened though...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008
Love's Sunset reviews
Two faces....
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Shadowwarrior reviews
Satchel Corrin lives alone just outside a small village. He works for the local farmer, and loves playing with the children in the town... he's not exactly the most responsible person... but when shadows terrorize his town, he's forced to grow up.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
Shared Shorts reviews
A series of short stories. Me and Arabic Blessing take the same first line, and the same plot line, and write two separate stories. And there's still 125 characters left... take that Zandra!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007