Aleksy The Flying Onion
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Joined 09-23-07, id: 583327, Profile Updated: 02-21-10
Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, Fable, Fantasy, General, Fantasy, and Historical.

2-21-10

Working hard on the last chapter of Sympathy for the Zombie. Bittersweet. Will post as soon as humanly possible.

About Aleksy the Flying Onion...

That's me!

I'm 18. A college student. A She-creature. Pretty tall. In love with my car (1976 Plymouth Valiant AKA Bruce! haha!). I'm going to school for an English degree, (hopefully) minoring in Library Sciences. I'm basically obsessed with books. Reading and writing is more than a hobby to me; it's a big part of my life, and will continue to be. I love basically every genre, but tend to stay away from Romance and Mystery. Not to say I don't work those themes into my stories, though. I'm big into Fantasy, Supernatural, and Sci-Fi. That's generally the categories I post in, too, as well as lurk around in. (Shameless plug: Check out my favorites sections! :D)

I don't tend to watch a lot of television, but when I do it's to catch up on: Supernatural, Fringe, Demons, or...What Not to Wear.

I sing and play guitar, but not in public. I mostly just mess around with friends and family, because I know if I ever do try music seriously I'll prolly just rip off Cat Power and embarrass myself. =0 Favorite bands are Cat Power, Sigur Ros, Muse, The Antlers, Iron and Wine, Oasis, Interpol. Yeah. Indie is gooooood. :)

Reading a lot of Jack Williamson right now, which is kind of inspiring me to try my hand at more science fiction. So some stories in that vein might be popping up sometime soon. My all time favorite novel is Crime and Punishment. Yeah, I know, kind of typical choice, but it really hit me hard when I read it--lodged in my brain and stuck there. Favorite author though, is Neil Gaiman right now. I love his whole body of work. Try American Gods or Neverwhere if you're looking for something to read.

My stories are pretty self-explanatory. Sympathy for the Zombie is what I'm focusing on right now, and it's very nearly finished. I've got the rest of it mapped out, just need to find the time to write it all down. Also, I'm thinking of a sequel! I know, I even finished this one yet, but I've got some ideas floating around in the o'le gray matter, so here's to hoping.

The rest of the stories are either one-shots, or on hiatus. Rest assured, new material is going to start trickling in, so there will be more to peruse.

Also, I return reviews! So have a look at my stories, and tell me what you think! I'll be sure to reciprocate. :)

Loooove,

Aleksy

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The Inexplicable State of Being There by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,291 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Once Upon A Nightmare by Mickey John reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,258 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
TAE Original by That One Dork Stacey reviews
Discontinued.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
His Majesty's Kingdom by VelvetyCheerio reviews
This isn't a story about damsels or princes or even slaying dragons. It's about a boy who fights too much and runs too much and wishes too much for an ending fit for a king. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,872 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Jenna by WilC reviews
Jenna is a freshman at college leading a normal life. With an upcoming dance she becomes stalked and her life becomes hectic.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010
The Shadow Photographer by Jonathan Moriarty reviews
The profession is simple enough. Go to a funeral. Take a photograph. Click. But when on his first day as Photographer Victor unleashes a spirit intent on haunting him, he has to learn all the tricks of the trade before things take a catastrophic turn.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
Feed by VelvetyCheerio reviews
Are you afraid of butterflies?
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Disillusioned by Euphorialie reviews
A collection of shattered pieces because razor edges cut to the core.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
Free Will by blue ruin reviews
They say you can tell a lot about a person just by looking into their eyes—that the eyes are the gateway to the human soul. I never believed that to be true. . .until I met him.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,480 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007
Die, Everyone's Doing It by Euphorialie reviews
REMOVED. He was gasoline, I was spark, and together we set the world on fire. And that's only a partial metaphor. Think of all the trouble you can get into when you don't believe in anything and then strike a match.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Scrye by Jasion Drake reviews
CANNOT THINK OF A NAME! This is my new project, but I cannot name it. So I just put the MC's name up there instead. Any ideas/flames/reviews are much appreciated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008
Lilly and the Troll by Solemn Coyote reviews
There is a 50% chance that this story contains a cross-dressing troll.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Thereyune by Leinnansidhe reviews
Taschi, a gawky seventeen-year-old with bloodshed in his swampy southern past, ventures to the City State of Gwenth of America's near-future. Mystery leads Taschi down a road of science, that plays in the realm of godhood, and is littered with corpses.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/11/2007
Graffiti by Kezzi reviews
Tabitha Walker is an outsider, shunned by the world after her life is turned upside-down by mysterious circumstances. But an eerie message on her desk at school and a seductive smile change everything as the world of the supernatural reveals itself...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
CityWolves by OreganoTomato reviews
Best friends Inda Wilde and Crig Bane have a lot to worry about. Staying out of debt, dealing with supernatural insect infestations, being werewolves, and of course there's always that impending vampire apocalypse they have to stop...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
Wednesday's Child by Panchromatic reviews
Gideon, a member of an organization that restored order to the world after a devastating plague, receives a visitor that thrusts him into a forgotten past to finish what he started. R&R please.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Quiet Chaos by Chuggur reviews
I live in a labor camp. I make bricks. Every day. I hate it. So I'm going to leave today. Problem is, I think the guy with the whip might be madly in love with me. Awkward. Very awkward.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,902 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Serena by TheMeaningofBryce
The tale of the fabled Lady Knight Serena.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
The Brief Adventure Of Prince Brefa’niian’trelut by Jack Argyle reviews
A short story which follows Prince Brefa’niian’trelut The Unpronounceable and his fight against stereotypical evil. Rated 'T' for the occassional loss of appendages. Now Digitally Remastered.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Tragic Tale of Haze Green Smokey by Gabi Mullinz reviews
Gondola Grey, tells the tale of the day he loses his true love, and the day he was betrayed by the monsters in his wall.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
AAA by Chuggur reviews
My thoughts on fiction writing. If you've ever written anything, I'll gaurentee you'll get a laugh out of this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
In the City of Bright Lights by The Talented Mr. Evan reviews
And nothing will end this masquerade In the City of Bright Lights
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Parquet by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,204 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
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Sage reviews
Ruby and Seth, two young thieves sent to filch seven of the world's most important items, face the mission with gusto. When things start to go awry, what will the two brigands really come away with? One-shot complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Complete
Sympathy For The Zombie reviews
Lilian, lost soul and sarcasm aficionado, ventures into a city that's teeming with zombies. Creepy commanders, a guitar player turned mercenary, and jokes made at the expense of the undead ensue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,495 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2007
Eyes Like China Plates
Half-formed vignette set in the nebulous West, about the nature of youth and aging in the harshest of circumstances. Has a McCarthy vibe to it.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Complete
Can I Keep You? reviews
“So now that we've established that I'm dead, is it cool if I hang around here?” “Hmm, well, I guess that depends. How long do you intend to stay?”“Um. Probably for...eternity.”“Oh. Right.” Humorous one-shot about a ghost and his host. All dialog.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Angels in Strange Places reviews
Dexter's life is pretty humdrum, which makes her wonder if something beautiful will ever cross her path. Murderous bandits and a greedy, ruthless politician soon batter Dexter's town and sanity. Can she prevail, even with the help of a saint?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,657 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
The Mirror Appeal of Dysfunction Heroics reviews
A disillusioned Holy and a suicidal Empath are the only allies Ashe has on her mission to avenge a slain king. Will demons, airships, and devious politics stand in her way? Contains within an unhealthy dosage of humor and gore. R&R returned! Don't be shy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008
Under the Influence reviews
Imagine a place where your every thought is somebody else's. You're a marketing executive. A homicidal housewife. You're made up of tiny little lives from all around the world, and this is your story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
A Flower Said reviews
With little but belligerent steps, frustrated demonstrations of those who wed the sky. In dreams, a flower wept Harsh scenes of distant stars.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Abberation Grey reviews
The sign does not say East and it does not say West. It does not need too, because the direction is not important to those who walk along that road.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete