She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.

Ash Carlisle already knows time heals all wounds--especially those requiring stitches--and if you can't beat 'em, get a restraining order. But you know what they say; you can take the girl out of the city, but it doesn't mean her troubles won't follow...

**2022 UPDATE** I've decided to take this story down and rework it in order to ultimate publish. If you're interested in exploring my other writing, come find me on AO3 as thebrightcity

REMOVED. Sorry. We had a good run!

Ric killed his chance the same day he killed Meggin's Skipper doll. And Meggin isn't exactly Ric's ideal 'Girl Next Door.' But, hey, cliché has always been cliché and pretty soon it's gonna get tired of waiting. revised chapters 1 to 6 posted

Ryne's an Alpha starting a new pack. Melody's researching his photographs—or so she says. But can she be trusted or has she stumbled upon his secret? And if she knows, can Ryne save the pack without enacting an ancient law known as The Keeping? SKOW winne

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

I had unrequited love down to a tee. I knew Callum Vernon was just waiting for the right moment to sweep me off of my feet. What I didn't expect was a small box, alcohol, and Dante Luckland to screw everything up.

When Jared finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back-arching, bones pushing against the inside of his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide. Just don't let him catch you."

written 2007

PLEASE READ: I took this story down because it was plagiarized several times and distributed without my permission. Due to many requests the rest of this story will be posted on my Patreon site as I edit. See my author page for link. If you are interested in helping edit this story in prep for publication please consider joining us.

COMPLETE: SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.

Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

Murphy accidentally-drunkenly-told everyone about the time he slept with his ditzy,emotional girlfriend’s short-tempered and loyal best friend.Who’ll kind of never talk to him again.And his girlfriend’s kind of falling for his asshole best friend. Wait...

The roller coaster ride that is long hair, one night stands, bubblegum and so much more. COMPLETE!

REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.

Felicia, a slave girl, is taught to be both obedient and taciturn. Yet she is anything but. This is a story of her tribulations, both romantic and otherwise, which force her to choose between whom she loves and the freedom she needs.

A Duke, a King, a Queen, mistaken identities, and love affairs--you're not in Deshret anymore. Welcome to Mait.

Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.

Light and Shadow Book II. An alien war might be spilling into Earth and Alan's getting more inextricably involved, and meanwhile he's got a new relationship to try and figure out. mm slash.

Journalist Mara Gibson likes to get at the heart of a story. When local farm hand Elliot is less than accommodating, she becomes determined to figure him out. Until their tentative friendship,and undeniable attraction, begins to mean more than his past.

Despite the fact that he was Onyx's most notorious criminal and a merciless madman, she believed that he was human. That was probably her biggest mistake. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon in THE DARK PARADISE TRILOGY: Free Giveaway happening NOW until 5/27

BOOK TWO. I shivered as a strange, prickly sensation wandered up my spine, as though someone was watching me. I froze as I saw him, sitting across the field in the stand opposite mine. How long had he been here? Had he been watching me?SKOW WINNER! Putting back up!

Light and Shadow Book IV. Despite a war and political instability and not much support for their relationship, Keyd and Alan have managed to stay together. But there's a lot that can still go wrong. mm slash. ROUGH DRAFT.

I was eight when I quit believing in fairy tales. Being raped will do that. After years of abuse for sexual profit, I never dreamed of meeting my prince at a magical ball. But when midnight strikes can Charm break the curse…or must I learn to save myself?

Everybody needs a hero and Adaline acts the hero for a living. But when her family is relocated to the Midwest, forcing her to retire her Volt persona, can she learn that even heroes need saving?

Adaline never thought life would be easier before she knew Flyboy’s secret identity. With her case in The City underway and a new super team-with questionable members-in the making, Adaline doesn’t know how she’s going to survive her senior year. SEQUEL!

He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.

Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!

He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*

Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.

The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...

. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.

REWRITE IN PROGRESS - SEE NEW STORY "CARRIERS"

Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...

For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.

He thinks she's playing at being an adult, she just wants him to grow up. She's going back, he swore he never would. It used to be them against the world, but years have passed and things aren't quite as simple anymore. Sequel to SMtL. ***Removed and now available on Amazon, i-Tunes, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords***

She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.

I had my life all figured out: graduate first in my class at community college, get the hell out of this town and never look back. So when I had a gun shoved in my face and was told that my home was being used as a command center for a group of mercenaries, I knew my life wouldn't be the same. It also didn't help that the boss's son seemed set on making my life hell.

She hated him to hell since the first time she met him at school. He was self-absorbed, arrogant and rude. So, how, in the hellbent world of idiots, was she ever going to survive living under the same roof with him?

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]

Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED

War was in the air. I could smell it. **Edited Prologue and Chapter I ONLY** **STORY REMOVED****

Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate

Recently laid-off teacher Riley takes a job as a tutor for the child of a wealthy family. She finds herself drawn to grandson Charlie, despite her reservations and his sister's blatant contempt, for he proves himself to be more than just money. COMPLETE!

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

Detention is not the place where you're supposed to meet your next boyfriend, especially when he's Judd Asher, known pothead and occassional criminal. But he makes good girl Sadie Brown feel something she hasn't really felt before - extraordinary.

He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.

She fell in love with him the minute she saw him. No. That wasn't true. She hated him the instant he opened his mouth. That, at least, might have been a little more accurate. For the most part, anyway...*Judge's Pick Best Drama, SKoW Round 12

Because he'd never settle for just slaughtering lambs.

Alex moved to sit on the bed next to me and whispered “Like this,” in my ear. He kissed my forehead and held my hand. The heat from his lips seemed to cool the burning in my stomach. I smiled lightly at him and closed my eyes.

The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...

Read this book under the new title "Secret in the Ashes" in my True Criminal's series on Wattpad.

Jake Kirkwell is trying to keep his life together and pretend everything is fine. Paula Falkowski is a social outcast because of her penchant for motorcycles, kick boxing, and combat boots. Helping one another cope brings them closer together.

MAJOR REWRITE When David needs a great favor, the use of Megan for a month pretending to be his girlfriend, he talks her into it. What happens when Megan really falls for him? Can she convince him it’s more than make believe? Or will she lose him forever?

Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED

The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.

Nora's a bitch, Callen's an angel, and Maddox is just tired of being alone. Add love, sex, hate, drama, and a wrong number. Shake thoroughly. Wait for explosion.

She's a strong, independent P.I. just trying to get through each day. Unbeknownst to her, she's dangerous to vampires. She gets sucked into their world when all vampires make a choice: kill her or turn her. Except for one. He wants to save her. [COMPLETE]

Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.

COMPLETE! When a powerful and handsome supernatural being decides to take an interest in your life, you'd be super happy, right? Wrong. He's decided to make my life a living hell. Would this be a bad time to say that I'm falling for him? Woops. *Nominated for Most Creative Plot SKoW round 12*

A girl is sent to a boarding school for troubled teens where she is forced to make friends with the people around her, who end up affecting her in ways that she never thought possible.

I never thought I would have my thighs clamped around Caleb's neck without trying to kill him. But then again, I was coming to see that I was never going to be able to predict anything about this marriage or anything about Caleb for that matter.

Shaul Arton Lerahzon is the third prince. He is smart, handsome, and does not take 'no' for an answer. He is lethal. And he has his eyes set on me. I've been told to discourage any advances, but how can I do that when he's already slit my throat once?

There was always a part of me that wanted to cave in and surrender. Let the bad guys win. Give into the exhaustion. But I couldn't. Roles had changed. Both Alpha and Vampire were relying on me. And even if I shattered I wouldn't fail. No matter what.

An original tale based on the story of Peter Pan - soon to be a series. A corrupted world begs for a savior, but its one hope might also be its biggest threat.

Taking a step closer, his proximity inspired a pleasant tremble through my insides. I rooted myself in place, betraying every instinct not to flee. He could pluck every concept from my head-leave me empty and hollow. His knuckles grazed my collarbone, causing a shiver of eager anticipation. My body was screaming for him. I wanted to feel his mouth against mine. Werewolf Romance R&R

“I will give you the money for free if you will be my wife.” What? What kind of option is that. However I do need the money besides what harm will come from marrying a gangster—total disaster!

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

She's in love with her best friend. If this were a movie, they'd be dating. Unfortunately, this isn't a movie. The only thing in her life remotely like a movie is the black mail she's receiving. A story about discovering who you are and what you mean to other people. Warning: Contains Sex, Drugs, & Rock n' Roll

“That’s Charlie Fletcher. Charlotte, actually. Just don’t call her that if you’re fond of your testicles.” Contrary to popular belief, love is not a game. Maybe someone should’ve told Kale that it’s not a bet, either.

Ezra snorted, grey eyes barely flickering to her. "I don't need to resort to sexual harassment to get what I want, blondie."

Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.

They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.

PREVIEW ONLY Sequel: Lexi has moved on to better things, namely Ramsey, But things are amiss and she learns things about him that would make any girl turn away. Now he's trying to make amends and does what she least expects: invites her to Jack's wedding.

He's not Prince Charming, more like Prince Arrogant Jerk. And I'm no Cinderella or fair Juliet. I'm a sorceress and now I have to rescue him from the evil sorcerer. Partially Removed for rewriting

A modern-day retelling of the Cinderella story, this one includes two Prince Charmings, an arranged marriage, a love-sick stepsister, and the various intricacies of major, music industry corporations. And Cinderella? She's stuck in the middle of it all...

I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.

Being best friends with the opposite sex is never easy. Especially when you're in love with him.

Marcy mysteriously finds herself in a world that is both strange and familiar. With the help of a Captain and a Prince, Marcy needs to figure out where she fits into this world. She must discover her true destiny. Formally: Alvor

SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.

I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.

Determined, ambitious: Ginny fits the horseracing trainer profile perfectly - except she's only 25 and female. But nothing can distract her from reviving her father's Newmarket yard… except maybe her nextdoor neighbour and rival Julien Larocque. SKoW nominee

Ryan was waiting for something to change. Saida wanted to fall into a routine. Maybe, they'll be the ones to save each other.

My best friend and college roommate slept with someone he shouldn't, so now I'm pretending to be his girlfriend to help him get away from his hordes of screaming fans. He owes me so big. Spin-off for Hero Complex

When shy, bookish Holly McDermott takes up the offer to finish her environmental thesis in the remote Colarado wilderness, its to escape recent personal tragedy; not to run over the biggest damn wolf she's ever seen. Rated: T/M. Attempt at an old cliche.

Fact: Wolves mate for life. When Sebastian found her, he knew he could never want another. He's always been the calm one, but how will he hold up in the face of her rejection? He's determined, he won't let her go. She's his, even if she doesn't know it.

A werewolf prince searching for his mate finally finds her in an abused traumatised human, but she's not all she seems. When their worlds collide will they manage to find the love of a hundred lifetimes or will her differences and his duty keep them apart

In a time where the Gods rule, they were separated. The life they had once lived now nothing more than mere dreams in the distant realm of fantasy. Where the secrets of their past and the truth both would rather forget, waits to be reawakened.

PREVIEW ONLY. TO BE PUBLISHED. At first glance, he seemed like a straight-laced, never told a lie in his life, good guy. Just goes to show-first impressions can be dead wrong. Makayla never should have started dating him, and definitely shouldn't have started falling for him.

Not-so-single girl meets not-so-single boy. Chance encounters, flirty banter, those beautiful tiger eyes and an electricity-charged kiss. Forbidden, complicated, maddening – and ultimately, soul-changing. COMPLETE.

What happens after the world ends? "It's you and me. Just you and me." His hands framed her face, holding onto her, and she nodded. "Just you and me," she whispered and she was so relieved that out of everyone left in the world, he was hers.

Belan's firmly oriented towards tomorrow, not yesterday. But his unexpected admission to the University, his peculiar dreams, and his hostile TA are all artifacts of forces from the distant past of his highly structured society. slash, if you care.

Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.

A handsome playboy. A shy jock. A flirty troublemaker. A bossy control freak. A tomboy princess. They weren't quite the Breakfast Club, but they were an inseparable Brat Pack. Right? A stunning rebel, a classy charmer, and fate will put that to the test.

Socially starved Jason has hit rock bottom. No money and too many debts to the wrong people, he breaks the law in the hope of getting himself back on his feet. Things don't go according to plan, but he makes the most of his consolation prize. MATURE/ADULT

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...

Life is one big roller coaster for Ella. After her adopted parents divorced she is sent to Whitman Academy. There she meets cute guys, and a girl named Roxy. Quickly becoming friends Ella makes a promise, never to go for Roxy's brothers. Simple, right?

A casual fling with the hot lead singer of a local band or the established, two-year relationship with the stable real-estate agent. Abby Malone knew she had to make a decision. Unfortunately, 'both' was a terrible choice to make. F/F & side-M/M

“Aubrey Jennings, I know that you hate my guts as much as I hate yours and would rather be zapped by lightning than do this, but will you marry me?” Well, it’s not like I had much of a choice, did I?

It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.

For Noelle Preston, a life without Adrian Hastings was a good one. And she intended to keep it that way. But it turns out you really don't know someone until you wake up in bed next to them with no recollection of how you got there.

PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*

PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! Love is easy...trust is hard. FOLLOW-UP TO THOUGHTLESS

My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.

Samantha is a normal college student, until her apartment falls victim to a bomb, and she's kidnapped by a very mysterious, very handsome stranger, whose intentions aren't all that clear.

Knowing that "I love you" was always the best lie didn't change anything.It didn't make anything any easier.It didn't help matters that the guy Luka has been longing for is one of her brother's best friends,the famous Weston Capers..no,not at all.

Classifieds/ Apartments/ Unfurnished/ Skylight Castle Apartments:1&2BR Avail Now! Lovely hardwood floors, spacious living rooms, dishwasher, fireplace; onsite prkg/laundry, daemon exterminations, & resident poltergeist included.

As I watched him get beaten to a bloody pulp, my concerns for his health became fears for my own mental stability. Since when did I care about Ryan Williams' well being?

PREVIEW ONLY Jack and Lexi never had a typical relationship. After 2 years without speaking, he asks her to convince the new girl that he's ready to commmit. Throw in her hot brother & a past with secrets to unravel & you get a recipe for disaster SKOW WINNER

When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.

Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.

“You’re a…mermaid? Like Ariel from The Little Mermaid?” She rolled her eyes. “Except for the fact that I’m no Disney princess, and I don’t have a magic sea witch to turn me into a human.” Well...this definitely complicates things. Round Ten SKoW Nominee.

Slash. He doesn't particularly like me, and I sure can't find much fondness for him either. But, we're stuck together from the moment our parents say, "I do." Cliche? Yes, please.

Margaret Hollyburn is perfect but Blake Anders is a perfect mess. So why are they best friends? And why can they never be anything more? Story has mature but not graphic themes. All but the first chapter of this story has been removed as it's currently being edited for formal publication.

It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.

“I don’t care if you’re my mate or Tristan’s daughter,” Will drawled, pressing Emilie against the wall, his lips so close to hers. “I hate you,” he hissed. “But you’re beautiful and you’re mine.” Sequel to The Thin Line

She didn't know him, and he didn't know her. A coincidence of cosmic proportions had brought them together, over the phone. Nothing personal that was the rule. “So our siblings are getting married.” He said thoughtfully.“Obviously not to each other.”

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.

Raised in a nice Bostonian neighborhood, the only kind of "baggage" Melissa's accustomed to is from Prada, Coach or maybe Gucci. When a sexy new neighbor moves in, Melissa's comfortable little world --and everyone in it-- is in for a very rude awakening..

Spies, roommates, scars, MCATS, kisses, mafiosos. Trust me, it can ALWAYS get worse.

I was pretty much a loner, until Jay decided to befriend me. It was all downhill or uphill? from there, i.e, finding out who my father is, my mother apologizing for ruining my life, forming a crush... And when did my life become a soap-opera?

SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.

I work four jobs, dance, and babysit almost every night of the week. So when I get home I want to sleep. Instead I have to listen to my new upstairs neighbour play the piano all night long. Who does he think he is? Famous? Ha...

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

For Lia, solitude equals safety and the past is best forgotten. A chance entreaty pulls her into a tangled web where nothing is what it appears to be and she can no longer hide from the one thing she fears the most.*Contains M/M *Winner FPSSA Best Written

Meet Daniel Torid, a boy who has gotten his heart broken. Insert Samantha Jurlikns, a girl who is willing to mend that heart, and you have a love story. NaNoWriMo 2009. Complete as of 6/22/10.

She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

She's untouchable, unattainable, and not to mention gorgeous. He had to have her. He's the new guy, the bad boy, and totally her type. She couldn't stay away. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

He had issues and I knew all about them. But I never realized how broken he really was until he dragged me under and showed me his scars. DISCONTINUED.

Book 2-The mismatched travelers continue on their path to finding a third who is marked, but the past has many old ghosts. Though to aim for a greater good is admirable, personal beliefs cannot be cast aside so readily – especially where debts are owed.

Mikey was in love and it killed him-a big bang and my best friend was blood and memories. Now, the new girl is flashing her star-spangled knickers at me as I look down the barrel of a fairy's gun. I guess the only thing to do is enjoy the ride - REMOVED

Jesse Tybalt is strange. He's mysterious. He's compelling. He's alluring. He's gorgeous. He's deadly. He isn't human...and his prey is Elizabeth Hailie. Unfortunately for him, his plans are disrupted when he falls madly in love with her. -COMPLETE-

Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.

When Alyssa found out about the female exchange student coming to stay, she couldn't exactly say that she was thrilled. However, after just one day, she realises that there's something odd about the student...that she is actually a he.... EDITTING

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

For years, it was just me and Mom. Now all of a sudden I've got a new stepdad, a stepbrother, and my best friend's hot older brother is starting to look at me funny. Maybe he's finally noticed I'm not twelve anymore?

She is the toast of California’s Social Scene. He is a New Jersey Detective with several commendations for bravery. They have to remain married for at least 6 months or she loses it all.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”I asked him tenatively. “You’re beautiful,” he murmured hazily, “when you’re angry.” Expeditiously, I blushed. And cursed the fates that had given me a best friend who still flirted even while he was drowning in pain. Ch. 16 is up

"Do you remember when you promised me that you wouldn't streak across the football field during the Homecoming game last year?" Oh, right. Heh. That. Not gonna lie, it was the easiest two hundred dollars I've ever made in my life. REMOVED.

Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-

On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!

What big eyes you have, the kind of eyes that drive wolves mad. Chapter 14 Up!

One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.

“Jeez, you’re such a creeper.” Joey crosses her arms over her chest. “I didn’t know you were following me. What if I came in here to masturbate or something?” Carson shrugs his shoulders. “Hey, you wanna masturbate, go right ahead. I don’t judge.”

Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!

To escape death, Alexandra Astena made a deal with a strange man--one who was not exactly human. But which one of them is the monster? ...You tricked me, now I know.

He's hot, rich, and oh-so full of himself. And I just happened to lose a bet against him. Now I have to yell out "perfection alert!" every time I see him. Funny? Uh-uh. Painful? You can't even begin to imagine. // HIATUS

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

To marry Emily, Travis must fulfill a deal made with her father. Someone starts to sabotage Travis' business, and Emily takes a break from work to help out. Not only does his have the quirks of the casino, but his attempts at proposing end up interrupted.

Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum

Sequel to CanisLupus. After Romania things have changed for the worse. My Mom won't change out of her werewolf form and I can barely keep my depression under control. Mircea still holds my father captive. Will I find him or will my pack parish?

He was in her chem class. He was the bad boy with a heart, the rebel with a cause. He ripped her shirt and gave her the one off his back. Who ever knew that the line on it would be so true when it read 'secret lovers?

Being the youngest Masterson, Forrest has some big shoes to fill. He's tired of waiting for his challenge to come along, but he's about to figure out that it's been right in front of him in the form of the person he least expected. COMPLETE. REMOVED.

REPOST. Audrey Jones is your typical small-town girl. She also happens to be a werewolf. Audrey's life was pretty boring, but that was before the man who bit her rolled back into town, and she started being threatened by an unknown hunter.

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

Assassination&military coup has left thousands dead and survivors fleeing to Cuaranth. An undeclared war between rebels and nonbelievers impacts our heroine, trying to create a new, equal society while handling despair, mortal secrets, shocking betrayals

Light and Shadow Book III. The war isn’t going how or where Alan thought it would, and changing that comes at a price. mm slash. ROUGH DRAFT.

Jack bet that he could date any girl he walked up to, but he never counted on falling in love with her. When she learns about the bet, Nora runs out on him without a word. Years later, she's assigned a case in which Jack is the lead detective REVISED END

With the time of my impending doom fast approaching, there is little left to do but become the most beloved in the lands. But nobody ever said it would be easy. And it's still unclear whether I really will be awakened...or sleep for an eternity.

One-shot sequel to Esperanza. Six months after first leaving, Coyo and Tesla return to Esperanza to resupply, paying Kevin a visit. Gay male romance.

Aurellia Blake had made a deal with the Devil. Little did she know that he would take more than what they had bargained for... He took her heart. SEQUEL TO TCIK.

COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.

“Excuse me.” A deep voice came from under me. “I don’t know who you are, but could you please get off of me?” His eyes lifted to meet mine. My breath caught in my throat, because right now, we were inches apart. I bit my lip. Well. This is awkward.

It was the perfect cliché plan from her radical best friend and roommate: seduce the millionaire, get the cash. But the millionaire's a bit of a bastard, unfortunately. Things never go as smoothly as planned.

COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.

Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?

As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.

Temporarily Removed.

A bartender for 7 years,Cameron is just starting to realize there may still be time for him to make something of his life. A glamorous new girlfriend, a volunteer job, and a friend who opens his eyes to the most surprising thing of all. COMPLETE!

*2011 SKOW nominee* Tesla is a drifter on post-virus Earth, doing his best to stay alive. When he meets two heathen traders, he follows them in hopes of a better life. He expected many things, but not that they'd make him prisoner for his genes.

There are fifty three reasons for Andrea Jenkins not to fall in love with Tyler Hutchence. Thing is, after accidentally marrying him in Vegas while trying to save her restaurant from his clutches, she’s having a pretty hard time remembering them.

UPDATED! Confrontations between insecure Constance and secretive Wolf, between cranky Luka and worried Shoe, between manic Natalie and ticked-off Shoe. A glance into Shoe's past explains some of her present. What's to happen next?

Zach was two when Ana was born and since that day, the two have seldom been apart. As their parents expected, teenage years bring a budding romance. The summer before Zach's senior year brings several things the close-knit pair were never prepared for.

Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...

SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.

(One-Shot) "You want to be with me, just as much, if not more than I want to be with you." A flicker of something passed over her expression. "I'll get over it."

SKow WINNER: They say you can't go home again. But after she is jilted before her wedding, Sydney Wheeler is coaxed home by her family with every intention to leave in a few weeks...but her best laid plans, as they often do, go awry. COMPLETE!

Summer is supposed to be relaxing and fun. Not full of annoying people while working at a theme park. Who said summer was fun? I have a bone to pick with them.

Have you ever been plagiarized? Do you know someone who has? Do you want to do something about it? Do you think I sound like a salesperson? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this essay is for you.

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

Elodie thought she was doomed to a life of trying to be something she wasn't...until Darius showed up. She soon finds herself caught in the middle of a war, trapped between what is easy and what is right, and of course, finding love in unexpected places.

My roommate dragged me to a strip club. She flirted because it was her job. Before 5 minutes had passed, I was in love. /Changes POV/ Complete.

It's bad enough living in the same town as the hell-raising Ripkowski tribe. Marley McCown knew that sleeping with one was trouble enough, but falling in love with his brother? That's just asking for it.

Take a girl who cheats, a guy she can't stand, and her gay, sometimes crossdressing ex. Throw in a pissed off football player, one doozy of a bet, and more money than should be handled by people like this. Mix well. Chaos, anyone?

For my sweet 16 all i wanted was a car. A stupid CAR! How hard is that to remember? Does it sound like I want to be forced to engage my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with my twin in the back of my limo on Valentines Day. I think not! Ugh... Parents!

Layla Cherezli, beautiful heiress to billions has thirty days before she is thrown into a marriage with a callous, redheaded Adonis. But will her crude hostility and temper be enough to drive away a man determined to break and make her his own? REMOVED

REMOVED. I was frozen, trapped inside the prison of my own mind, and he was the only one brave enough to help me find a way out. Unfortunately, he was just as lost as I was.

REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.

REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.

She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.

Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//

Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.

Blair Cooper didn't ask to be sent to live in California with the sickeningly perfect Sheridan family. She didn't ask for her new reputation, either, or her new best friend, or her new boyfriend - or for two of them, in fact.

She wanted someone who would give her the world. She wanted the fairytale, complete with a dashing hero and herself in the starring role of heroine. But when he gave her exactly what she wanted, she found she wanted nothing more than to give it all back..

So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.

“No can do!” She laughed; she was already yanking her shirt off, standing in her jeans and a sports bra. Timmy shook his head, she didn’t mean to tease but damned if she wasn’t. She was standing there, her perfect little body with curves that wouldnt stop

Working at the local diner is not the most thrilling job in the world, but when Penelope meets a strange group of boys, her world is thrown into total and utter chaos. And that was before she found out about their "pack"...

Sequel to 30 Days. Things have gotten complicated. As Layla prepares to accept the reins of her father's vast empire, maintaining a relationship with a wanted fugitive may prove to be just as difficult.REMOVED

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

-DISCONTINUED- Perfect boyfriend? Check. Best friend for a cousin? Check. An early Christmas, paired with finding out that your boyfriend is cheating on you, but then you find out he's not really your boyfriend, but his twin? Um... about that...

Olivia always knew the difference between good and bad: Humans were good, and vampires were bad. But when her friends start disappearing, she's forced to accept help from those she's vowed to kill.

Removed by author.

*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.

Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?

Sheltered by her family's wealth, Mia McKinley was happy. But when she discovers her grandmother might still be alive, her cocooned life is shattered. Now, with the help of two boys, she must find out what she really wants. //REMOVED//

Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?

Temporarily Removed

Scarlett's wicked stepmother sent her to a finishing school, in Ireland! The principal's devilish son wasn't helping either. And Ireland truly is magical.. Can they fight the past, present & future together?

REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.

Currently available - see website

A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-

She thought it was a rip-off of the Disney classic but the King of Hearts himself proved her wrong. He's missing the Queen of Spades from his deck & he wants her now. Alondra must either follow him to Wonderland or watch her world crumble in his hands.

Riley is serving a life sentence in an island prison when she is rescued by the crew of the Roanoke and sold her freedom in exchange for her assistance in a rebellion against the Iorian Empire. She just wants to survive, but there may be a reason to fight

She’s the one that everyone wants, but can never have. He's her best friend’s brother with a face that has girls worshipping him. Made for each other? He thinks so, but she wants nothing to do with him. Now he's determined to romance Nadia.

Drag. That's what happens when you combine one intriguing older girl, a couple games of pool, and a series of poorly advised bets. Some things have to be learned the hard way; for Greg Harris, that seems to be the only way.

They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!

Story taken down due to plaigarism concerns. My apologies.

My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.

We were supposed to get married. That was the deal. Things change though. People change. I found myself falling in love, but not with the right person, or maybe he never was the right person to begin with. SERIOUS EDIT IN PROGRESS!

Casey has a special talent that she never knew she had. Unfortunately, she's not the only one that knows about it.

REMOVED. Sorry guys I wrote this when I was 15 and I just cannot stand a single one of the characters in the story anymore. Leaving the first chapter up for nostalgia's sake.

She's appalled by his food choices. He thinks she's a baseball curse. It's definitely not a match made in heaven or in Boston, for that matter. //REMOVED//

What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. When Sarah’s ex shows up in town, her supposed arch-rival starts acting strange, and her best friend begins keeping things from her, she knows she’ll be the strongest person around…either that or dead.

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One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.

There was no one in the world that Keri DeGiovanni hated more than Alexander Vidal. Which was why when she found a shirtless Alex with his arms around her bare body and no recollection of the night before, she was a bit surprised.

Werewolves are hostile, aggressive, and all together control freaks. I am seen as a child in their eyes, even though I'm almost an adult in the pack laws. They want to protect me when I can take care of myself. Will I show them or prove them right?

Jett always used to play Superman. Alaira was the perfect damsel in distress. A victim of rape and of an abusive boyfriend, being rescued was overdue. But can Jett handle the pressures of being a real hero? Shoes of a hero are awfully big shoes to fill.

Zanny has been a thorn in Gabe’s side since they were children, but, when she goes missing, Gabe realizes that maybe the thorn he’s racing to find is really the rose he’s been waiting for his entire life.

Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.

One perfect kiss and she was willing to forget everything. Too bad that kiss was in her dreams. Too bad he still had no idea that she’d only talked to him that time because she was worried she’d look too psychotic simply staring into his beautiful eyes.

At first, I actually considered myself lucky. One look at Brady told me that he was sort of cute. However, when you take a second glance at a guy through streams of icecream cake that are dripping down your forehead, You tend to change your opinion.

Finished! A retelling of Pride and Prejudice. From the moment Elizabeth Camden met Kent Darcy she hated how proud he was and tried as hard as she could to beat him at anything and everything.

Kate needs a Green Card, Owen needs a wife. For these platonic friends a marriage of convenience seems to be the perfect solution. Instead getting engaged is just the beginning of their problems. Complete.

/sequel to How High\ Faced with emotions and relationships she would much rather avoid, Vesper struggles to escape her past, only to be sucked back in when it comes chasing her, accompanied by a tricky god whose sole desire is to make her destroy herself.

She never wanted the chick flick. She scoffed at the happily ever after. She hated it all. If she had to have anything, she'd have it original and realistic. Too bad she got a total cliche instead. DIED--will not be continued--sorry!

The old version of Broken. Finished, but with its flaws. The new one is listed below.

COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.

Kaetlyn Worthing died in what can be quaintly termed as a freak accident. As a wandering ghost, invisible to the world, she pours her heart out to a man with the most intense, hazel eyes. Problem? He's a 'ghostbuster'.

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.

She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.

The daughter of a wealthy farmer, Sandy is expected to be the town's little princess. But what if she doesn't want to be? What if she wants to ride horses, climb trees, and scrape up her knees like the boys instead?

From his ridiculously poetic name to his strong opinions, Lee Summerfield is everything Meg is cautious of. She's not looking for love, and neither is he. But Lee is the wildest card in the deck.

Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.

Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.

Temporarily Removed.

“For seven years, you ignored my existence, Zoey. So, why are you suddenly everywhere I look this year? Why can’t I stop seeing you, hearing you, thinking about you?” “You think about me?” He sighed. “Yeah, I do. I can't seem to stop.”

Nichara Eydís is sold, abducted, then made Cerdic’s invisible guest. When a band of Mummers visits his castle, she flees and seeks mentorship from Naphtali, a mysterious man intent on keeping his face hidden behind his Mummer’s mask. Reviews welcome.

ONE SHOT. “I heard you had a girlfriend. Kirk told me she was pretty.” Her voice was wobbly. “She’s beautiful,” he murmured. “Do you love her?” she asked after a pause. He said, “I’ll never love her like I loved you.” Suddenly, I couldn’t breathe.

STORY REMOVED. “You will learn to smile as you kill.” How do you trust someone who captured you—someone who betrays your senses, commands your enemies, and talks in riddles? Well, by having no other choice. ficathon challenge o4

He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.

They were the couple that everyone knew would never last, so it came as no surprise to anyone but her when they broke up. She was sure of their love, but she had no clue why he broke her heart, and he's sworn never to tell her...One-Shot

Sometimes, it's easier to run away, but Kennedy learned the hard way: the easy choice isn't always the right choice. Fortunately she was forced to run to Anderson Prep where she meets the guys that will change her life. But will she ever stop running?

“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.

ONE SHOT. SKoW challenge response. “You're mine. And I'm yours. It's a whole big possession thing. Point is: I love you.”

You Stupid, stupid girl.' he muttered resting his head on mine, 'Why did you make me feel this way about you' I glared up at him 'I can't help it, stupid.'

After the death of her parents, Annie decides that it's time for a change. The change involves a new lifestyle, and perhaps a new romance...The potential mate? Her brother's longtime best friend... and let's just say that big brother doesn't approve.

I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7

“Let me guess,” Sam said into the intercom after a while, “You’re the singing leprechaun I hear people talking about.”“Close enough,” He answered,“Only I’m six-foot tall, I don’t have pots of gold, and despite popular belief, I can actually sing."one-shot

“How do you know that you’ve fallen in love with someone?” She asked meekly. He raised his eyebrows. “I know that I’m in love when I fart really loudly, and the first thought that pops into my mind is ‘damn, if only she was here to hear it’.” one-shot.

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

“Wait!” Jonathan ran towards me, again. He tripped over thin air and fell, again. He looked up from the ground with a boyish smile. “My horoscope said that if I fell down twice in front of a girl I like, she’ll fall in love with me!” One-shot.

Because of my mother, I've been cursed with a deformity. The only way to break it is to be afflicted with a different curse: one that involves sleeping for all eternity until awakened by love's first kiss, which will never happen with my prince charming..

“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!

He kissed me harshly on the lips. “I will miss you, but I won’t want to go back to the way things are now, you’re my past, not my future.” One-shot

In Evelyn Lawson's mind, the name Riordan Maxwell is equivalent to pretentious ass. Nothing can sway her opinion. He's got the pride, she's prejudiced and about to be proved wrong. Very wrong.

“There are no beetles to ‘punch buggy’ at, so with that I...double punch buggy!” He just punched me in the shoulder. I looked at him, narrowing my eyes. He just smiled. Jerk. Although, I couldn't help smiling goofily back.

Charlie thought she found The One. So when he dumps her out of the blue for his ex, she does the only thing that makes sense: she gets even. COMPLETE.

REMOVED. Maybe I needed to be direct and to the point. Maybe I needed to be less in your face. Maybe I just needed to be honest with him. Hell, who was I kidding? All I really needed to do was talk to him, and that was proving to be quite the challenge.

Belle and Dean hate each other with a passion, but a new project forces the two to work together, side by side, in one room, with no supervision. Spending more and more time together, Belle and Dean find it harder to resist the temptation of one another.

Delilah promised her boyfriend Sam that she would never sleep with his brother, the most sought after boy in school, but when Jack really turns on the charm, will it prove too much for Lila to resist? And if she does fall for him, will he change for her?

First of the Reworking Fairytales oneshot series: A parody of the traditional Cinderella Story. Losing your shoe once is not enough to find your prince!

“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]

Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.

My name is Ashley Burcham, and I am a typical sixteen-year-old girl. At least I was. Before the entity invaded my brain.

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

She's a skimpy blonde.Or so the whole student body thought. What they don't know is that she really has red hair and that her personality's made up of 10 sarcasm and 90 cynicism.But it all changed when the campus' rebel saw the lies behind her eyes.

It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:

We landed on the grass near the forest, his arms still tight around me. His breath had been hot on my cheeks. “Lucan”, he had said. “My name is Lucan”. And then he flew away. [COMPLETE]

[COMPLETE] Aliana was born with skin the color of dusty cinnamon. It was her skin that brought her to the feet of the Younger Prince of Deshret as a present to serve in his harem. And it was because of him she met his brother. Fate has an interesting domino effect.

[ONE SHOT] “Be happy with your future king. Love again. Fall freely and let him catch you.” Her eyes fell closed. He pulled away a little, but only to whisper into her ear: “Love crazily as I love you.”

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

He's her teacher, she's his student. He's her boyfriend, she's his little secret. They know it's risky, and they know it's unwise. But they also know that saying goodbye isn't easy.

Throughout their lives, Aubrianne and Brent have been stereotyped as the naive cheerleader and the quiet rebel. Yet, they have been inseparable since kindergarten. Now that they're beginning their adult lives, unexpected changes enter their friendship.

She grew up in the Darling Estate alongside the flawless Darling twins. After six years of separation, they are back in her life as sexy, organic, pure alphamales. Hell runs loose, but as they say, can't live with them, can't live without them.

The formula for a perfect marriage? Sunglasses, emotions gone haywire, and a pair of dirty liars are all main ingredients. [Complete]

[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.

Lucy, a sixteen year old pastor's daughter, discovers she is pregnant...

[COMPLETE] He was the writer, the musician, the skater, the loner. We were off to college but then one little problem stands in the way...he gets me pregnant. Preview: 'So, you lied to him? ' Kristy asked softly. Yes, I did. I lied.

Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.

She's the school's Mother Theresa. He's the surly and arrogant transferee. She offers help but he simply refuses. Love is a feasible option, except that he doesn't think he's good enough for her...Pls. R & R. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS

COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.

She sat by herself, crying her eyes out, the poor thing. He wrapped his arms around to comfort her and allowed her to cry on him. He used his left hand to pat her on the back sympathetically while his right slipped into her purse. ON HOLD.

COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.

He’s eighteen years old arrogant, a player, rich and annoyingly sexy. She hates him, but he saved her life. So… what now? [Short Story]

COMPLETE! The group is a popular clique with secrets that would make new girl, Lynne, turn in her grave. They're lying, scheming, and cruel to the core. She's irresistibly drawn to the moody Denny, but is he only playing with her too? (SkoW Award)

She wasn't the girl who fell for her best friend, she wasn't the bookworm who won the high school 'God,' she also wasn't a perfect angel who attracted the rebel, no she was the idiot who caught the attention of her fiance's older brother. [ New Chapter 2]

Another summer in Clearwater, another summer with Tucker...another summer full of drama? I think so.

STORY REMOVED. Katlyn's finally free. . . but freedom comes with a price, and along with that, how long will it last? sequel to The Contract

:: Completed:: Aelyn has been trained as a soldier her whole life, but when she is captured by the enemy army, survival takes a whole new twist

Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.

One-shot. Taylor thought the party was going to be another boring Christmas occasion. How wrong she was.

COMPLETED...Ayla, the new girl, is sarcastic and sharp-tongued. A verbal battle in class with the popular and equally sarcastic Christian leads to friendship, love and, ultimately, something that she never wanted to happen again...

Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*

The work of the best friend’s girlfriend is never complete. From hiding the boyfriend’s best friend from unwanted exgirlfriends, to pulling off a performance that is definitely Emmystatus, KT miraculously finds times to make comments and sneak a bite of

Tired of all the fantasy stories about elves, faeries, and vampires? Want to read a story that doesn't involve a group of people saving the world? Then try this action-packed, character-driven, wryly humorous piece about Strife, Edge, and Siren.

COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...

*Finish* If loving somebody means the possibility of getting hurt would you risk it? What if the person who was going to get hurt most in the end wasn't you, but the one you love...