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Joined 09-25-07, id: 583471, Profile Updated: 10-07-08
Author has written 3 stories for Love, and Romance.

Well, I'm this and I'm that.
I like stuff.
I abhor things.
I talk a lot. Occasionally.
I listen too much. Mostly.
And yeah...I like being vaguegrin

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The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS - SEE NEW STORY "CARRIERS"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4221 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Sea Shells and the Forget Me Nots by D.M. Ralte reviews
The teen rebel with a catch, Chelsea lives the uncharmed life. A stranger within her own family, estranged from her former best friend, (Mr. Off-To-Change-The-World), she finds the strangest solace in a crippled young man with the strangest ideals...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,691 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2006
Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Extricate by xoxluurve reviews
She was trapped and he happened to be the one Fate chose to set her free. Of course, no one said it was that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,275 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007
Resistance by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. She began watching him from her window, all because he licked her one night. After desperately trying to think of ways to talk to him again and hopefully get another lick , she learns that he isn't exactly what you'd call... 'normal'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Just A Girl by eyesofahuntress reviews
He's taller than me. He's smarter than me. He's got the entire mafia behind his back while I have bread crumbs from this morning's food fight stuck TO my back. And to top it off: he's much, much nastier. So remind me. What are my chances of winning again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,833 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 11/17/2003
Pathetic Obsessive Girls Anonymous by elisefey reviews
Twelve steps to dating a pop star.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/17/2006
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Predator by Hotkitty reviews
Angels fall, darling. They fall straight into hell. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,516 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Don't Make A Scene by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. There are loads of things out there I'm not exactly fond of. For example: string beans, getting up early, doing homework, and Ryan Bradley. He was number one on my list. And he was trouble.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Start Back At Start by Whacktastic reviews
Kelsey's mother marries a rich loser and her life falls apart. She is forced to move, leave the friend she loves, and is left alone with the attractive, bitter boy working in the kitchen that refuses to tell her his name & argues with her about breakfast.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,856 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2007
Year of the Rabbit by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. Meet Rhode, the sad and forgotten Easter Bunny. Next, meet Reval, the unhinged imposter Easter Bunny. And lastly? Meet Sophie. . . the girl caught up in a holiday that isn’t supposed to last THIS long.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,345 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell by i found nemo reviews
COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,328 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
The Muse by Queen Anabella reviews
It is the late 19th century and Paris is plagued by a mysterious murderer set on flushing the city of all its prostitutes. Is Fleur merely lucky to escape her fate, or is she being protected by none other than the murderer himself?
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
One Crowded Hour by Kendal reviews
She wanted to ignore him, but that was harder than it sounded. Especially when he kept popping up in the middle of her living room. Now if only he would stay where he belonged... like in the twenty second century. [Fin.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
My Guardian Angel by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. She said, “Silly, you’re my guardian angel…” and he said, “Yeah, I guess I am. I promise I won’t let you down.” He didn't.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
What I Want in a Guy by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
I had it all figured out! Tall, Dark and Dangerous. That was my type of guy. But then the exact opposite came into my life. Now I'm confused. It's Tall, Dark and Dangerous VS Gorgeous, Blonde and Sweet. What's worse is...they're brothers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,761 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
MODERN ALICE by chouchou reviews
[epilogue up] All Arisu wanted was a stable job. She ended up being the housekeeper to 2 rockstars. Throw in some some pretty androgynous boys, love triangles, pigheaded singers and you've got drama...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,738 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004
Interrogame by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. He had created the game because he believed that love had to be won. . . nine pawns, two players, one winner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Death by Dimples by perturbedpercy reviews
[NEW: Be Still My Beating Libido] Samantha just can’t seem to stop dreaming about dimples, his dimples. But there’s one problem: The most irresistible dimples in the world belong to the most arrogant guy in the world, Conner Darling. Oh poo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
His Phenomenal Eyes by Bleeding Air reviews
STORY REMOVED. I wanted him to look at me. I wanted him to sing to me. But no, this song was dedicated to a girl who he had never met and would probably never know. Oh God. I wanted to cry for him. Oneshot!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
The Experiment by Kerrin reviews
She thought she had it all, She was a jock with a need for another subject.. too bad she picked Health.. Any other subject, and she would have made it out of Highschool perfectly unscarred.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 10/8/2002
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Sucked In reviews
...he was an indecipherable code
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008
You're My Dreamer
Tell me your secrets.....Like ruby-filled treasure troves
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Complete
Him
...Will you fly with me to the moon?And catch the twinkling stars in our hands
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete