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Joined 09-27-07, id: 583738, Profile Updated: 11-09-10
Author has written 22 stories for Romance, Young Adult, General, Life, and Humor.

Former penname Shampain86.

Some old stories, (hopefully) improved and redrafted, as well as some new projects.

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I figure it's high time I put something other than that stuff up there on here. So hi.

I am of the female persuasion, of questionable sexuality, 22, Virgo, USA. I've been writing for as long as I can remember, drawing even longer than that.

ONTO THE FUN STUFF, K?

I usually have one new story every month or so. Mostly oneshots, because I fail so hard at writing multi-chapter fics. As those of you who've read Best of You know by now x.x

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Also, if you wanna, download the An Ode to Maybe Soundtrack, Volume 1.

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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Nothing to Lose by Cattails reviews
-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,906 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2008
Collide by Reibrook reviews
The Nayian Kingdom may not treat everyone as equals, but their traditions are infallible. Slaves and servants serve under their masters, and the nobles do as they please. A system that has never faltered, never changed, until now. SLASH M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,063 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
The Haunting by dustmouth reviews
12 months, 365 days, 2 boys- slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,616 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
SLASH.“Go to hell.” “Yes, sir” Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor Seaton Andrews isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 110,109 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Mise en Place by Zebbie reviews
In practice, that’s restaurant speak for a selection of things you'll need, laid out before you need them. Handy concept, if only someone could ‘mise’ island boy Alf the life he wants! When boyfriends fall short, a summer job is all he has left. BritSlash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 9/24/2007
Adventures in WalMart by scharlie18 reviews
Slash for The Sham. Matt's having a bad day. First, his webcam breaks, then some kid steals his car keys. Matt goes off in search of someone helpful, and instead, he finds a complete jerk. Can this day get any worse? Slash, two-shot, smut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Blinked and Missed by Zebbie reviews
To lost friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
One to Six and a Sunday by broucoli reviews
The bane, the wait, the countdown. Frivolity, understatement, flamboyance. Quiet and rambunctious. Forgetting and remembering. For ends and beginnings both. Just a week. // For S.A.J. 6/2/91-23/4/08.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
The Violet and the Tom by Ocotillo reviews
*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,564 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Forgive Me Father, For I Am Sinning by Xtreme17nc13 reviews
Part Three in the "More Specific" Series - Kyle and Brandon go to church and well, they're going to Hell.. o.O - 2543 words. - M/M, Slash, Inc, Sexual acts in a church pew. - Don't like, don't read, don't flame.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Storm by Winterbridge reviews
It comes when you believe. [m/m, one-shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,060 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2006
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Best of You reviews
SLASH/MM Quarter-life crisis. Fun times, right? Add a gorgeous callboy I might be in love with, unwanted encounters with an ex, and things just might get interesting. Rated for strong sexual themes, mindless smut, and cursing. R&R Repost/redraft
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010
Crickets for Fluffy reviews
Slash/MM ONESHOT In which Randy gets a mullet, a better haircut, crickets for Fluffy, and a date with the guy of his dreams. Rated for vulgarity, implied homoness, and multiple mentions of mullets. For Brouc
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
Let It Happen reviews
Oneshot::Slash Galen's an athiest with touch deprivation trying to make his mark as a writer; Addison's a business student who always looks for love in the wrong places. Boiluv ensues. For Lo Slash::Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Coffee House Stalker reviews
Slash/MxM Oneshot I'm not going to lie. I've pretty much been stalking some guy for the last two weeks. I don't know his name; I could figure it out of I tried. I'm just people-watching. The same guy. Every weekday. Not weird at all, right? Smut warning!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Rapture reviews
SLASH/Short story. And still, I will go out and pick up guys, let them use me, make me dirty all over again because the only thing that makes me feel anything even remotely close to real in this world is the guilt. Strong M rating. COMPLETE
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Stellar reviews
Slash/MM Two months at a camp for high school drop-outs. My own personal hell? I thought so, but it actually turned out pretty Stellar...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
I Am reviews
An anaphoric poem about a boy who becomes a man and everything that happens in between. Strong M warning, implied Slash/MxM
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
An Ode To Maybe reviews
Meet Joe, a guy down on his luck who's tired of looking for Mr. Right. Meet Abby, who's nothing like what he usually looks for. Add a Greek wedding, a cougar attack, and maybe something happens. Maybe. Rated M, for Mature.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
Reason Why reviews
Slash/mm There are hundreds of reasons why I avoid Erick while we're in public. The fact that he just jacked me off under the table should be one, but really I just can't wait for him to do it again... Slash, short oneshot, smut.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
I Like That reviews
Slash/Oneshot Davy's a sheltered farmboy, Emilio's an Italian rogue with an eye for cute boys. A hot summer, a pizzeria, an otter cub, and smut. Rated M for m/m sexual content.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Where The Lines Overlap reviews
SLASH/MxM/Oneshot Chandler thinks I need to stop being such a slut. Casey thinks the opposite, with the exception that I should be a slut for him only. For Lo.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
Dog Days Are Over reviews
SLASH/MM Lyric and Garret, sequel to Lyrics & Mistletoe. College life, a birthday, and lots of the lovable Lyric to make you squee. R&R
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Big City Nights reviews
SLASH/MM Oneshot. A bartender stuck in the monotony of club nights meets a cocky arrogant dancer he loves to piss off. Rated for GAY smut, absolutely no plot, language, and because all of my fics are rated M. R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
Just A Matter Of Time reviews
SLASH/MM Chris and Adam fell in love when Adam was too young and Chris was too scared. What happens now that they're both older, bolder, and ready for some action? Smut, that's what. R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Guernica reviews
SLASH/MM Oneshot sequel to Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea. “You’re weirder than Guernica, Jackie,” Logan tells me with a smile, but I'm not the one bathing in lavender oil and firelight.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Flawed reviews
SLASH/Oneshot "I am alone. I have never been more alone in my life, save for the day before today and the day before that." Rider may not be as alone as he thinks. Rated M for a reason. Slash, smut, adult situations.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Boning Lauren reviews
SLASH/MM It's Halloween. Mikah and Lauren are working as "scarers" at a haunted barn/corn maze. Two teenage boys alone in a barn house loft YAY SMUT. Warnings: Slash/gay sex, Napoleon Dynamite reference, hardcore gay porno, and YOUR FACE HAH. For James.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Kind of a Drag reviews
Slash/MM for scharlie18. Life for Stosh is kind of a drag. Will his best friend, and self-proclaimed "weird kid," Robby help liven things up? AGIAN: SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
A Collection Of Short Slashy Oneshots reviews
Slash/MM written-by-prompts extremely short fics for when I have severe writer's blockage. Warnings: Slash, language, violence, angst, fluff. Read and review, or PM me to suggest prompts for future use :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010
Lyrics and Mistletoe reviews
Slash/Oneshot In lieu of detention, I find myself cleaning the high school auditorium after a Christmas concert. The only thing that keeps me from ditching is the fact that Lyric is here, flitting around the room like a hummingbird. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea reviews
Slash/Oneshot It’s just me again, sitting alone on the rooftop of our apartment building. I’m waiting for him, contemplating life and death and craving raspberry tea. Jackson is quirky, Logan is quiet and broody. Together, they're golden.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Enjoying the Mundane reviews
Oneshot/Slash I’m in love with this boy and every day I thank my lucky stars for him. For his second chance at life. And I enjoy every minute, especially these mundane moments curled up with him under the warm spring sun as we both drift off to sleep.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete