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oh heyyy fellow fictionpresser who decided to view my profile for some crazy reason since my username is ultra gay and shouldn't really attract anyone. uhm I used to go by Unknown Disaster but I thought that was even gayer so I changed it :D anyways on with my basic info

my name is nandile (don't try saying it if you can't but i'll help you - nun-dee-leh) ~i don't usually post my name on the internet but honestly who's gonna try find me lol~ but most people call me nandee i'm 14 and i live in the beautiful land of South Africa which is conveniently (or just 'cause people weren't creative enough back in the day) enough at the bottom of Africa! haha. uhm i'm a girl if you wanted to know lol. people describe me as a some what crazy, annoying at times, extremely sarcastic, for some reason (i don't know why) funny =/ and a i-don't-care-what-other-people-watching-say person. i am a closet romantic and it seems i always get 'the weird eye' when i do think some things are adorable (uhm twilight anyone? there's no way to resist edward cullen's dreaminess)

unfortunately i can't write for shit and I don't even want to attempt embarassing myself with a horrid cliché so i'd rather stick to being a devoted reader and reviewer and maybe one day a beta (i get an A aggregate for english which makes a good resume in my opinion.)

my hobbies include playing hockey, golf, & rugby (i'm an avid Springbok fan); knitting (it's actually cool making your own scarves hahaha) playing the guitar and the bass guitar ~school jazz band ftw~ and doing basically anything to do with the computer.

i like lotsa things so get ready for quite a longish list (i'm considering shortening it especially in the music list)


john mayer; t.i.; justin timberlake; john legend; lupe fiasco; fall out boy; panic at the disco; katy perry; gwen stefani; the all-american rejects; maroon 5; one republic; mcfly; the click five; britney spears (gotta love her lol); snoop dogg; the script; adele; coldplay; david archuleta; gavin degraw; taylor swift; ne-yo; p!nk; metro station; amy winehouse; kanye west (even if he's going through his singing phase); goldfish

basically just pop, rock and hip hop


mean girls; john tucker must die; Borat and don't laugh... High School Musical 3 blush


any romance book really but the books I can acknowledge are: Teen Idol; Avalon High; Tommy Suliivan is a Freak - Meg Cabot; a drama called The Bermudez Triangle - Maureen Johnson; and finally the masters of them all Twilight; Eclipse and Breaking Dawn coughnewmoonsuckedcough - Stephanie Meyer


"Dear Santa you're bitch nigga. -wait hold up hold up hold up-... Dear Santa you're a bitch ASS nigga. I heard the mall hired extra security to protect you. that's a bitch move Santa. I'm coming for that ass untill you pay what you OWE!
Sincurly Yours...the santa stalker" - Riley, The Boondocks

"You are my life now" - Edward Cullen sigh what a dreamboat

"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die" - Coach Carr (Mean Girls)

"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..." - Crying Girl from Mean Girls

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers." - Coach Carr

lol i love comedy (excluding edward's quote) what can i say?

TV Shows:

GOSSIP GIRL ;The Secret Life of the American Teenager; Greek; Grey's Anatomy; 30 Rock; Ugly Betty; Scrubs; So You Think You Can Dance

Okayy i'll stop there. I don't have any didlike worth mentioning so I'll just cut off from here... I hope you can get your own perspective on who I am from my profile

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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,357 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
She Had Somewhere To Go by S.L. Gunn reviews
REMOVED ..."On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do I look right now?" he wriggled his eyebrows suggestively. I tried not to gag - or jump his bones - as I said sweetly, "Is get the hell away from me before I punch you in the kidneys a choice?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
State Of Irony by Enigmatic Night reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
Extricate by xoxluurve reviews
She was trapped and he happened to be the one Fate chose to set her free. Of course, no one said it was that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,275 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2007
Living Next Door by Jenecis reviews
He’s HOT, RICH and super SEXY. Josh Mitchells is the epitome of perfection. Girls worship him and guys envy his popularity. The only problem: he’s my next door neighbor. CHAPTER 9 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,500 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2005
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Homewrecker for the Hospitalised by FizzyLizzy reviews
It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Where, OH, Where is Prince Charming? by wamma bamma reviews
I've kissed so many damn frogs in my life, now where the hell is my prince charming? How can I Find the right guy when I have to deal with an overprotective brother, his annoying but sexy best friend, bad boys, jealous bitches, and oversexed parties?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,752 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 1/14/2006
Magnetism by xoxluurve reviews
So she was the lowest in a film’s hierarchy. He was at the top. See, they kind of were in love... and then they kind of destroyed each other. Six years ago. Still, players don't easily forget that one girl who changed them. For I Love to Hate You Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
One Year Stand by shootingfallingstar reviews
After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,435 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
The Prettiest Thing by templeton21 reviews
For as long as anyone can remember, Trevor and Ella Scott and Brett Dawson have always been inseparable. But in one school year, everything is going to change for them. Feelings and love will be discovered, dreams will end and others will begin.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Who Wants to Date Kaitlin Jameison? by angelstarshine reviews
Her friends posting fliers offering any male to date her and catching the eye of enemy,arrogant playboy Nathan Gallagher was bad enough.The fact that they'll have to live in the same house together for the next few months just made it a whole lot worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,666 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Don't Just Say It, Prove It by Elle8605 reviews
Complete! What happens when someone from your past comes back after 7 years? Do those feelings return? And what do you do when the odds are against you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,519 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
The Nightmare Before Christmas by October Rose reviews
It doesn't matter how much romantic fiction you read. Nothing can ever prepare you for the real thing when it comes. A pity Reese Farrelly hasn't noticed that the day has finally arrived... in the form of Seth Wakefield.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,544 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Accidental Embraces Original by natttalie x reviews
COMPLETE Oh God. Not again. No, please, not again! Why does this keep happening, it's like whenever I see him, my mind looses control... but I don't want him, and I don't mean to keep sleeping with him! I have a boyfriend! Please R&R! M just incase
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,551 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
The Dare by angels and airwaves reviews
So yeah, I was dared to, you know, freak the cute stranger out, run my fingers all over his chest and whatnot [I drew the line at licking his face]. I never thought I'd see him again, and I never expected that he had a dare to fulfill as well...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Just A Window Away by Georgia Mud Fudge reviews
HIATUS. I knew that having my window facing the boys next door would cause problems. First his older brother sees me in my bra and that’s only the beginning, why can’t I just remember to keep my blind down? Oh yeah cause I want to catch glimpses of Evan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007
One Night by awaitinglove reviews
[COMPLETE] He was the writer, the musician, the skater, the loner. We were off to college but then one little problem stands in the way...he gets me pregnant. Preview: 'So, you lied to him? ' Kristy asked softly. Yes, I did. I lied.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,496 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,120 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete