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Author has written 10 stories for Humor, Mythology, Fantasy, Young Adult, Love, General, and General.

Ahhh! To live among the dim.

Ahhh, lap dances!! These are what strippers give their clients. Now then. Do you really want to be a stripper?

Speaking of strippers, aren't male strippers weird, thrusting themselves at women, shirtless in skimpy career occupation costumes.

I haven't met any guy without love handles.

I wish I could play the electric guitar, but I lack hand-eye coordination, an electric guitar, and a teacher(lessons are like 2,000 dollars for a year). So I can't learn, but the Wii has helped my hand eye coordination

On a more serious note, my stories are all incomplete. I have a bad habit of losing interest in them. But I have way more ideas that i cant put down on paper. Do you want me to write them down then I shall.

The Boy-Faced Man- Savannah, a girl that some may consider a goody two shoes, gets raped at a party, but the "rapist" has good intentions. And Savannah may be falling in love with him.

Well, this is only one. There is more but I realised how bad I am at writing summaries. If you can give me advice on how to start it PLEASE PLEASE message me immediately.

Demonic Demon + an Angelic Angel = A Devilish Devil

Butlers? Why not male servants?

The Best Quotes in The History Of Quotes.

"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it."
- Dick Cavett

"Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a best-seller that could have been prevented by a good teacher."
- Flannery O'Connor

"Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable."
- HL Mencken

"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done."
- Peter Ustinov

"Do NOT go anywhere with music. This “rap music” that the young folk listen to these days… OH, WHERE HAVE THE MORALS GONE? All this bumping and grinding… that is NOT dancing! Do you know what my mother called it? FOREPLAY! I will not have that going on while you are wearing an 100 dollar dress at prom, Missy!"


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Lab Rat by JackInk reviews
Chris Smith wakes up in a room he has never seen before. Smith can't remember how he got there, he doesn't even realize who he is. As time goes on, he realizes he is a Lab Rat in an human experiment. Join Smith, as he figures why he is there and who he is
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Writer's Block by Naser Chowdhury reviews
A successful writer is suffering from a writer's block, and will go to great lengths to overcome it......
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
For the Mentally Insane by SpeakenOfDaDevil reviews
She was beautiful. She was insane. She ruined my life. A mere child was able to be the root of her own murder, a suicide, and my own injuries that left me chief suspect. But who is the murderer? Was it my wife? Was it Lily? Or was it me?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Flames by triplewordscore reviews
My gothic story I wrote for school. After taking revenge, a young man must deal with the mental repercussions of murder.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
A Dummy's Guide To How NOT To Get Laid by insane in the brain reviews
He thinks she's a prostitute and wants to hire her. She just wants to kick him in the groin. With extra sarcasm in every chapter for your guilty reading pleasure, it's almost GUARANTEED to make you laugh until you nearly pee yourself... DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever by WhenceComethThisBoredom reviews
The title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for all kinds of bad language. More than a little wordy, since it was written for NaNoWriMo. Basically all just stupid humor. IDK, I personally can't read it and not laugh, so... try if you dare?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Dark Roses by Celtic Maiden reviews
What if there was more to the Story of Hades and Persephone then you knew. What if there was someone far worce then Persephone's mother in Hades' way. Told from both Hades'and Persephone's pov. My first story please read and review.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006
Red As Blood, White As Snow by Darks-girl135 reviews
New Years started it all...and with that, a journey through what is now Roary's greatest challenge. With boys who like to stir up a little too much trouble, and parties that can't help but bring out the darkest in anyone. Welcome to a world of vampires.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
The Supermarket Saga by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Who Am I? by J.J. Taylor reviews
Madison Baker was kiddnapped at age fifteen. By Seventeen, she is ready to go home. But Roger, her Kiddnapper, has threated to kill her family. So who can see through Her new persona as Natile Carson and Rescue her? Rated T for some bad words.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Birthday Girl by TaltushMeiMei reviews
I've been in a coma now for one year. They hope I'll respond, but I don't. And bit by bit it happened, and I remember it all. Everything and everyone. My life. Short story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Bus stop by Afrox reviews
Just my charectors getting an introduction of sorts, so you know whats instore when I put up a story.YES THERE WILL BE SLASH WHY THANKYOU!mildly SP inspired
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
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Mr Maxwell Mekhil reviews
A formerly normal man, after being betrayed to many times by the people he cared for, he decides to exact revenge on each and every one of them, keeping track with something he calls the List. His last name is pronouced Mikyle
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
The Middle School Adventures Of Random People reviews
The adventures, of myself and my friends during my middle school years.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008
Beauty reviews
Poetry: General - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
The 55 Word Story reviews
I read one of these. I wanted to test myself so I did one. So here it is.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007
The Golden Merchant reviews
A short story for English Class. It is a about Captain Tristina Scarpp, who finds the Treasure of the seven seas.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007
Charismatic Psychopath reviews
Molly Rawlings is a Finnish girl who lives her parents in South Africa. When she goes to her therapist, she realizes something is seriously wrong.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007
Dripping Wax reviews
Virgilus Continescu,is in a family of Vampires, including himself! But he has no idea. Even Some of his friends are werevolves and some witches! Can he survive in a world filled with creatures? RR please
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
Anesthesia Puts Me To Sleep reviews
Quirky 16 yearold Anesthesia gets into some sticky situations. Follow the adventures of her and her friends. Hilarity will follow. RR be honest
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
To Love A Corpse reviews
When you love a corpse, all feelings are unrequited. Or are they?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Mount Olympus Is Not All Its Cracked Up To Be reviews
Three cousins Nerio,Elysia, and Damien are the sons and daughters of Posiedon,Zeus, and Hades. Nerio is Poseidon's son, Elysia is Zeus's daughter and Damien is Hades's son. They are to Mount Olympus to complete a quest. Do you think they can do it?
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007