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Author has written 3 stories for Love, and Young Adult.

Age: 19

Reading: assignment outline, not comprehending...brain is malfunctioning

Reading on FP: nothing much.

Watching: nothing at all

Supposed to be doing: trying to write the 18th chapter!

March 19, 2011

I thought I'd drop in to explain why I'm such a twat at updating. Well, it's because I'd already written the first 15 or so chapters ahead of time before deciding to publish this story to fictionpress. Now that I have nothing saved in Microsoft Word to upload...I actually have to write and not occasionally step in to update a pre-written chapter. I know where this story is going but I don't really know what to write right now... everything I try to write is turning out ... well, shitty. I honestly feel like skipping to the good parts but then the story would not make sense at all and I should be patient and all that jazz.

Ajakjdkladjakdjakfj. Okay, well, thanks for reading.

I think I will skip to the good parts, if only to start writing again after so many years at the very least. Perhaps that will inspire me...


-Stories-

SILENCE: In-Progress

I was always a friendless nerd and I chose to be. I never talked to anyone but one day these three kids decided to befriend me. It wasn’t that easy though; kids are never just nice. The school didn’t seem to like how I infiltrated the ranks and left my geeky social status behind in the dust either. Things at home were worse than ever. I still didn’t know if I’d ever meet my family. And when did my life become a soap-opera?

THE DUMB GEEK: Permanent Hiatus

Jase is perceived as a total geek with severe mental disillusions. Caroline thinks he’s a total waste of her time. But what happens when she starts warming up to the unusual geek? What happens when she finds out he’s not who she thought he was? What happens when she starts to miss the unusually arrogant geek?

"I can totally fight him! How about that time I beat up Patrick Morris?" Caroline argued. "You were five and all you did was push him into the sandbox," Melody countered. "Well I thought I was the next Mohammed Ali." Caroline put her nose in the air.


Thanks for reading

السلام عليكم. Arrivederci, Adios, Au Revoir, じゃまた。, Bye. 안녕!

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Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25/2024 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
The Contract by Bleeding Air reviews
REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/30/2021 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Complete
Not for Me by tickledblue reviews
FINISHED! I'm the loner with no backbone. He's the school's favourite god. He's at the top of the pyramid, while I'm not even part of the pyramid. Somebody tell me how this is going to work out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Alyn Drasil reviews
Light and Shadow Book II. An alien war might be spilling into Earth and Alan's getting more inextricably involved, and meanwhile he's got a new relationship to try and figure out. mm slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 1/15/2009
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Getting Malcolm by pinkmist reviews
He stared down at me, eyes dark and unrelenting. "Do you want Malcolm?" Stupid question. But I nodded anyway. "Then kiss me." Talk about getting caught between a rock and a hard place. *SKoW Winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,913 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2006
Is this Considered a Cliche? by M.A. Coyne reviews
We're like some messed up, twisted version of Romeo and Juliet. He's the eldest son and successor to the most powerful mafia. He's handsome, charming, and dangerous. I'm the product of a one night stand gone wrong. How is this going to work? Incomplete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,328 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,667 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
Nobody Said It Was Easy by Secretive reviews
Sequal to QoaQR: Nobody said love was easy...then again no one mentioned the mind games, precocious kids, homicidal inventions, therapy, or as much stalking as is going on. I feel woefully misinformed...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,441 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/5/2006
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,142 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/4/2007
His Saving Grace by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
He thinks she's playing at being an adult, she just wants him to grow up. She's going back, he swore he never would. It used to be them against the world, but years have passed and things aren't quite as simple anymore. Sequel to SMtL. ***Removed and now available on Amazon, i-Tunes, Barnes and Noble and Smashwords***
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 8/11/2009
Beautiful Mistakes by Sam Mariano reviews
Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 190,234 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Downward Spiral Rising by Pundit reviews
She’s known them both her entire life. One’s arrogant, rich, and pretends she doesn’t exist. The other’s her best friend. But when her mom remarries Chloe learns the difference between knowing a name and knowing the person behind it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,391 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2004
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Barricade by Sundown reviews
Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Tangled by Em Wolf reviews
Attracting, repelling, and colliding; their chemistry, to say the least, was explosive. Strangely enough, it wasn't with Tess's would-be boyfriend, but his asshole of a best friend, who is intent on keeping them apart. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,923 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/16/2005
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy In Disguise by Fayre Meira reviews
Sick of girls throwing themselves at his feet, Kyle Matthews is determined to hide himself as a geek at his new school. Penny Green has sworn off beautiful guys after her bestfriend broke her heart. Will Penny risk her heart again if she finds him out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,573 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008
The Preacher's Son by Enigmatic Night reviews
Spin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,667 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008
State Of Irony by Enigmatic Night reviews
A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,551 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 6/10/2007
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Deep Embrace by Eliuma reviews
*Removed* She found him washed upon the shore bloody and bruised. His long fish like tail was incredibly stunning, as was his face, but when she took him home to nurse him, he thanked her by trying to drag her under the waves and make her his mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
The Life and Times of Princess Adam by Handsome Devil reviews
I'd like to say I lead a regular life, but then I'd be lying. I owe it all to Matteo, the idiot with the pouty lips who lives to annoy me, and to my best friend Wyatt... who I happen to be in love with. M/M Slash rated for excessive swearing
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,858 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
476 CE by Road to Anywhere reviews
Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Unrequited by All Good Things reviews
It’s tough being a gay guy when the only person you’re in love with is straight and the only person in love with you is a girl. SKoW Nominee.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,153 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The School Showers by Silver Edged Fantasy reviews
Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2006
A Lesson In Love 101 by Secretive reviews
My college roommate is dating a guy that seems to get a great deal of pleasure out of making my life hell – bad enough, right? Okay, now add to the fact that my family thinks I'm dating him and he's going along with it and you've got pure chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Circumstances by Eff by Eff reviews
Everybody will tell you it's difficult to find love in High School, even more so when you're keeping secrets. But even if by some stroke of luck you do find it, sometimes holding on to is it the hardest thing of all. M/M love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,358 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/21/2003
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Sex, Lies, and High School by Phat Models reviews
She finally did it. She finally snagged the cutest, most popular guy in school. The smart thing to do? Hang on to him with all her might. The stupidest move she could make? Fall for his best friend. UPDATED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,537 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 2/15/2004
Trick DRAFT by S. Alexander reviews
REMOVED - READ TRICK REVISED.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Half Your Age Plus Seven by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
What was that rule again? Half your age plus seven? You can’t go below that. If I’m 18, half is 9. Crap, where's my calculator? Okay, 9 plus 7 is 16…and he is 15. 15.5! I mean, should I round up? Or not? What’s six months? That should be fine..ah, hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,003 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
A Classic Case by Enigmatic Night reviews
A Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
The Sea of Satire by Enigmatic Night reviews
Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009
Life Is Beautiful by arachibutyrophobia reviews
Story taken down due to piracy concerns. My apologies.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Complete
Well, The Thing Is, I'm A Guy by Being in Room 101 reviews
When Alyssa found out about the female exchange student coming to stay, she couldn't exactly say that she was thrilled. However, after just one day, she realises that there's something odd about the student...that she is actually a he.... EDITTING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,061 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007
Secrets Hidden in Silence EDITED REPOST by Rayne Auster reviews
COMPLETE REPOST My name is Dimitri and I am mute, by choice. Silent to hide a secret black as night, silent to hide the taint upon my soul, the taint left by a serial killer. MM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 137,437 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Haunted by Maleika Winters reviews
Alex is a witch in love. With her stepbrother. She is also engaged to the hottest guy on earth. Unfortunately. Then there is the dead guy. Oh, and all the Undead crawling around her hometown. But that's normal for the life of Alexiel Du Val. Alex Book I
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
The Morning After by Schyzotypal X reviews
The rather rancid breath of some homeless guy is not the best thing to wake up to on the greatest of mornings. It is, however, at its worst when you're hungover without much of a recollection of anything that happened last night.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Unsigned by ZoieLark reviews
Sequel to Don't Panic. When the housing offices believe that Jordan is a boy, they place her into an apartment with three guys: one a creep, one a wannabe vampire, and the last an enemy from before
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,723 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2006
Esther Art by kvm reviews
Ess wasn't aware that a momentary encounter during her childhood had made her the object of obsession nearly twenty years later. Not just the artist’s obsession, but also the art collector’s. The artist had to kidnap her to keep her safe. EXTENDED ENDING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 77,025 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Complete
Rooftops and Ceilings by Sundown reviews
Of course I’m not saying all the kids behaved like this, but when Jason Brite decides to be a hero during compulsory chapel service by pretending to drink the wine but is actually spitting in it, it leaves little faith in people.// Some Slash content
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007
inspired by sin by doozie reviews
This is a dark, dark one-shot in memory of Jang Ja-Yeon & countless other hopeful actresses who took their lives too early. There is CUSSING, and very MATURE content up ahead.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Rainbow Fish by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Life’s hard when you’re stuck in the future fighting a war you don’t understand on a planet that’s falling apart. It’s even worse when the most wanted assassin in the world can’t keep his damn hands, or lips, off you. [ m/m slash ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,661 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006
Bad Luck by BeccaPenguin reviews
Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 194,813 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Out of Orbit by American Schokolade reviews
slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,843 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Shades of Fire by lovely-lonely reviews
So I ended up choosing the mysterious boy from the bookstore as my writing subject. He has no clue I’m observing him. But for the record, I am not stalking him, I swear – even if he thinks differently. I mean, jeez, what a jerk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,705 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007
That? I Know For Sure by Evil Kittens Unite reviews
I see his eyes open. "Hey, Noel," he says, his voice languid. I wonder if he thinks it's creepy that I'm watching him sleep."Hey, you," I say. He lifts an arm and puts it around my waist pulling me down on top of him. And I STILL don't know his name.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,159 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Poison: Origin by Vesta IX reviews
He didn't seem to notice my gawking, he was to distracted with the dent on his car's hood. Luckily I remembered I was mad at him and stopped my wide eyed, stare.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 134,178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Forrester's Fool Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion by K.B. Hanna reviews
So what? Who cares if I steal pamphlets, mailboxes, and dentures. Nobody. But what they do care about is the fact that I ended up with Track Cambridge’s jockstrap. I mean, some girl offered me fifty bucks if she could smell it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,077 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 9/22/2006
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes by Enigmatic Night reviews
A vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008
Damage Control by Mad for Figs reviews
-COMPLETE- One likes two. Two is going out with three, but actually likes one. Then one pulls four into the picture by making four help one make two jealous. Sound simple? Ask five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,472 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally by Silania reviews
Naomi Trystan Waitts is quite comfortable in his closet, thank you very much. A drunken kiss turns his life upside down. Involves pretty boys in frilly dresses and humorous public humiliation. [mxm]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,449 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/21/2006
Want, Take, Have by SouledChampion reviews
ON HIATUS WILL BE COMPLETED. David Weston: the arrogant playboy. Samantha Spade: the quiet, sarcastic one. They get along like fire and ice. But the person Sam detests most is the best man to show her what it feels like to love and be loved
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,375 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Raccoon Wars by McQuinn reviews
REMOVED She's your "ordinary" teenager and he's the school's new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it's love when it's midnight and they're together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006
Cinderella Never Saw This One Coming by Sally Can Wait reviews
[COMPLETE] Let me tell you, if Cinderella had tried on MY shoes for a day, she would have gotten her magic pumpkin kicked from once upon a time to happily ever after. But if the shoe fits...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,799 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Ahh, Canadian Love by Deena reviews
He was eager. She was bewildered. He was a little dorky. She was a little nerdy. Oh how cold Canadian love can be! **ONE-SHOT**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
The Flower Girl by templeton21 reviews
My name is Molly. One night, someone shot me in the head. It should have been the end of my life. Instead, it was just the beginning and it all started when a mysterious man came to me, claiming that he was my guardian and he took an oath to protect me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
What a Coincidence by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,523 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Biting my Tongue by Renfields Syndrome reviews
Luke smiled wistfully. "Remember when you were little and you were afraid of all of the things that go bump in the night?" I stared at him for a moment. "I guess," I mumbled. "Well," I could swear two teeth caught the light. "Now you're one of them."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
Sweet Little Lies by The Toothpaste Fiend reviews
She’s been dumped by her boring boyfriend, well, ex boyfriend for another girl. And now, she was wants revenge. How? Well, she’s going to seduce the other girl. There’s only one snag, his hot older brother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,381 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Singing the Last Song by found.eventually reviews
I liked you because you were stupid and that made me look smarter. You went for me so you could cheat during exams. We had sex and got caught, your hands on my boobs. We have two kids, one of which, apparently, developed HIV. At the age of two. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Of Girls and Guitar Hero by Dot Cubed reviews
This is Joel's life after Tessa. -TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
appropriation by rust phoenix reviews
i am simultaneously annoyed by and jealous of people with this mindset. i'm not sure if anyone will understand why this is in the political section. i'd be interested to hear how people interpret this one.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Moore's by J.G.Mycroft reviews
She was a graduate student who wanted a break. He was a grumpy Irishman who wanted to be left alone. Love in a bookshop? Not bloody likely.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,367 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007
North Shore High School by BananeShadows reviews
Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,727 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
The Way to a Man's Heart is Clearly Food Analogies by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Belle's surefire ways to get a guy: 1, Write his name on your hand. 2, Lure him in with jelly beans. If it works for kids, it works for men. And 3, recite your many witty food analogies. He won't be able to resist.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
I'M NOT WRITING ABOUT YOU by kelsi bones reviews
and yet, every word ends up being yours anyway.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Chomp by Long Island Iced Tea reviews
2008, India. "Call it a crush, call it Spring Madness, call it hormones, it will get you in the end."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Move Me by found.eventually reviews
“Look outside your window; you’d find me there. I could be stuffing my mouth with chocolate. I could be dreaming of us living blissfully; in love. I could be getting drenched by Mother Nature’s piss. I could be waiting. I am waiting. For you. I love you."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Undertow by Raidho reviews
Alan DeChamps never led a normal life: born with magic in our mundane world, swept up in the politics of pseudomagical creatures with a single misstep. Now back in the mundane world and readjusted, his life in the Other threatens to draw him back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,187 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
How to Get a Girl by Carrollesque reviews
Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 12/26/2004
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Faith Based Initiative by Hemogoblin reviews
Chris and Ryan have been groomed to be leaders in the conservative Traditional Values Protection Ministry, and they’ve wanted nothing more. That changes when they discover what they mean to each other. Explores themes of homosexuality and religion. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2006
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Letters to Mary McGraw by JaneBarrie reviews
What's your name?" he asked, hand on the door knob. She smiled, "Mary." "Like the Virgin?" he laughed, stepping out of the restaurant. SKoW Challenge Response
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,076 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
In the Shadow of Obsidian Empire by Katie-Maude reviews
Entering her final year of high school, Kaitlyn Anderson has everything going for her, but it isn't easy being perfect. As her life starts to fall apart, she turns to the least likely person, Ash Stevens. COMPLETE. Has been plagiarized see profile.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Bless Me Father by ILGMA reviews
Yeah, perfectly normal', Drake thought, attempting to ignore the aching bulge in his pants. 'If said peer was a girl...' Two Catholic school boys, one distraught and the other confused. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Faster You Fall by sitaloire reviews
Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Water Theory by found.eventually reviews
“Is this something you do all the time? When a guy tells you he likes you, you strip in front of him and drown yourself in a pool?” "Maaaybe." And she fell sideways into the pool, giggling. one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Lego Me, Rally by found.eventually reviews
“You have…” I stared at what I was wearing once more, feeling oddly calm. I shook my body a little, and there it was. That stupid, annoying jing-a-ling. I looked up at Raleigh incredulously. “You have little bells on your g-string?” SKoW challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by cynically amused reviews
I swear I'm not a peeping tom, I just happened to lock myself out of my apartment! I was only trying to get my neighbor's attention, how was I suppose to know he would only be wearing a towel? CHAPTER 7
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,804 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2006
PS I Hate You by Walking in Xanadu reviews
Jayden and Sean are partners in a school penpal project. Sean is your typical problems character, bullied by people at school and virtually ignored at home. Jayden is the prep who just wants to help Sean get over his problems. On the surface, at least.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
i am iraq by jessee parker reviews
probably the most controversial thing i've ever written. summary: all is unfair in love and war.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Those Stupid Butterflies by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[SLASH BoyxBoy shonen ai] Ethan loves his nice, neat, tidy, lonely, monotonous little life until dizzying flamboyant Zen gatecrashes right into it, with the absolute conviction that they are soulmates...and decides to show Ethan the 'joy of shared love.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
In My Own Words by found.eventually reviews
“I smell like puke.” I grumbled, glaring at Rachel, who was now pulling my shirt and tugging me forward to an empty classroom. “Oh, puke is good.” She replied with an air of enthusiasm. “Girls love guys who smell like a kid just vomited on them.” fluff!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
hard to get by multiples of six reviews
How do you win the affections of a girl who's been pursued in every possible way?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
Wallflower by S. Mone reviews
She is a very common species of blossom.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Where I'm Coming From by felicitous4u reviews
Ever have one of those days where you realize you're gay... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...thought so. Here's my story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,460 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2004
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Dancing with a Queen by Enigmatic Night reviews
Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Get Mad, Baby by DevonnyAuriel reviews
Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Why I Hate Dating by Jenecis reviews
Please, God. Don't make me do it again! [Funny OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Can I Panic Now? by Punk'd reviews
Picture this. You're seventeen, female and seriously feminist. Then, suddenly, the cheerleaders want you to join them. And the most perverted (and hottest) Goth in school is chasing you. Did I mention I was dragged half way across the world for this?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2004
Drowning in Estrogen by SummerWind88 reviews
Living with my mom and three older sisters, I sometimes feel like I’m drowning in estrogen. Considering I’m the only guy in the house, Grandpa Joe was surprised I turned out straight. That makes two of us...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,575 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The History of Southbrook Academy by American Schokolade reviews
SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Kiss Me, Kate by Mad for Figs reviews
[COMPLETE] He was my ex boyfriend's current girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Apparently that's the biggest reason why we should never be associated with one another. But too bad neither of us cared about the morals of society.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Complete
The FictionPress Affair by Zure reviews
COMPLETE. A story about a girl, a story about her past, and a story about her addiction to fp. [REVISED: June.25.07]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,456 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
You Are My Addiction by Mad for Figs reviews
*DISCONTINUED* Jarek Cadence my obsession, my addiction. But I made a mistake, the mistake of even acknowledging him. No matter how far away I try to get away, he just gets closer. And there is no hiding.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,409 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 10/20/2005
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Edge 8 by Hate to Hope reviews
STORY REMOVED. When they met in Edge 8 while trying to, uh, kill each other, they weren’t ever expecting to meet again—especially not as roommates under an experimentation thought up by the peaceloving border system. . .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Just for Glory by Imaginary Parachute reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE Amazing what occurs when witty bad boy Donovan makes a bet to seduce sarcastic good girl Piper. Follow the story of their intertwined existence through high school as lessons are learned and relationships forged. EDIT IN PROCESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,044 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky reviews
Sophia, 17, mad as a demented bucket, writes a bunch of thoughts and sends them to a random address, because ... well, just because. What happens, though, when someone writes back? And who's the hot new guy at school?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
I'd Like It More If You Didn't by Sally Can Wait reviews
COMPLETE Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Buttered Toast by spacebunny reviews
“Oh how the Mighty have Fallen.” That’s probably what people from my high school would say about me…if they remembered who I was. But invisibility is good. I prefer it. And why I thought giving him advice would go by unnoticed, I’ll never know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Still Untitled by pixy-dizzy reviews
"Well, she has dreams she's gonna cash//She writes better than she speaks and she's determined she won't crash//Yeah, that's me." Here's a song for people who just kind of like life.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2006
Going Native by d'Neronique reviews
mm The school Republican finds himself in love with the school Lesbian. In an attempt to woo her, he joins the GSA and makes a few unexpected friends along the way. FINISHED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,432 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Chronicles of the Last War by Talyn Gray reviews
Removed by author.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 4/1/2005
The Parker Chronicles: Melissa's Story by theysayitscrazy reviews
Complete My parents were gone. I was 17 and living with my 5 older brothers in Chicago and not allowed to date their friends. What was a girl to do when the one she loved took her by surprise?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,709 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
A Dark Obsession by Jaskey reviews
Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,393 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2005
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
More Reasons To Hate High School by multiples of six reviews
An article I wrote for my school paper about the health hazards of high school. So controversial, it was censored by admin!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Seeing Through Tears by Behind-these-eyes reviews
Anna develops a fear for romantic relationships due to her father’s constant abuse. So what happens when she unintentionally attracts the attention of a mysterious bad boy? *On Hold for editing.*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,103 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004
S E X and Other Words of Love by recreated reviews
I said the word 'sex' and he thought I was cool. But we were just seven and I doubt saying anything now could make him notice me at all. {Complete}
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,548 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
It's been a long time by Tonight Josephine reviews
"We are adults and we do not cry. We pay our bar tabs, we leave in separate cars, we go to work the next morning, and we fuck someone else meaninglessly, we get on with our lives"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/10/2005
Holier than Thou by WickedOne reviews
Jason is a narcissistic evil genius. Morgan’s the ultimate prim and proper perfectionist. Bad-boy Jason moves into the apartment across. Trouble? Most definitely. Sparks? Hell yeah…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,778 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 3/19/2003
Guide For Fictionpress Reviews by ColorCrayons reviews
This is Mack from Clodhopper. My cousin and I have been asked a few times how we get so many reviews. This is our response. I hope it helps!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2005
W T F by thank you thoughtful reviews
you asked for it - sequel to fallen aggregate
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2005
Guide to Emo Mating Habits by thank you thoughtful reviews
come on, you know you wanna...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
Beautiful by Endless Dark reviews
I could fall in love with him. And that's something that I never thought would happen.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Writer's block (Very Old) by Owl-of-Artemis reviews
Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2005
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
Break by glitterjewele reviews
COMPLETE On graduation night, Carson Morgan gets drunk . . . and wakes up the next morning strapped to Sahara O'Brian's back on a motorcycle in the middle of the desert. Not that she's terribly pleased about that...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,641 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Complete
Please Read and Review by Phoenix-Pen reviews
The tragic tale of a fiction press writer. Not autobiographical. In any way. At all. Ok?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/16/2004
My Moment of Ecstasy by felicitous4u reviews
Sometimes it's those who watch you really closely...[Slash oneshot] No flames, please...actually, I'd like to know what a flame feels like so good ahead
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Paperdoll Princess by featherlight reviews
A girl flashes back to the night of her rape (not explicit). One of my few poems that actually rhyme.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2004
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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Silence reviews
I was pretty much a loner, until Jay decided to befriend me. It was all downhill or uphill? from there, i.e, finding out who my father is, my mother apologizing for ruining my life, forming a crush... And when did my life become a soap-opera?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008
The Dumb Geek reviews
Jase thought he was hot, Jase thought he was suave, Jase thought he was the shiznit. Jase was a total geek.-read at own risk- //PERMANENT HIATUS
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
You Said Forever reviews
Some people just aren't who you think they are. Bitter girl alert.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete