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Joined 10-03-07, id: 584331, Profile Updated: 08-30-11
Author has written 11 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, Biography, and General.

4.3.09
Mmkay, I updated two stories the other day. I'm straight up just not going to promise anything. I think the updates will be sporadic at best. I can't believe it's been a year since I last posted on here. Whoops. Also, listen to Poison; they are seriously the best hair metal band ever.

Ok. Let's do this.

I'm Andrea, and sometimes I write stories.

Here's something I've learned: Words are great. They really are. But that's all they are. They're words. They mean whatever you put into them. I use strong language like it's my job. I don't put any particular stock in any words. Swears, to me, are just like any other word. I think the reason some people are bothered by them is that they have been conditioned by society to think that they are bad words.
Just think, if you grew up thinking table was the dirtiest swear word in the entire english language, and you thought a table was called a fuck, and then you walked into a classroom as a six year old and when the teacher was labeling things in the room (my teachers did this to teach us to read and write, I don't know if yours did) and you saw that the tables said table on them and she called them tables, you would either run crying to your mom and tell her the teacher swears at you, or you'd say something along the lines of "that's a fuck not a...table" the last word probably being whispered, and you'd get sent to the principle's office.
Anyway, what I'm saying is words only hold the value you assign to them, and I do not give them the power to bother me. So in short, if you're offended by strong language you're probably not going to like my story. Sorry.

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Miss California
Grad school creative writing admission piece, please give feedback. First person, present tense accounting of a guy kidnapping and holding captive the girl who he thinks is Miss California. A bit strange, but hopefully a good read.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Always in my Heart reviews
Adelaide deals with best friends and boyfriends. Funny and sarcastic. Ups and downs and in betweens. NaNoWriMo story. It'll be updated every couple of days as a write it, not in chapters. Feedback is greatly appreciated and I reply to every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010
Because You Never Know reviews
One shot about a friend's funeral and how we all felt.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
The World Will Break Your Heart EDITED reviews
Fresh off the plane coming home from the Army, Jake Brodie doesn't know what to expect. He thinks he's all alone in the world until he recieves a stack of letters from Kylie Donnelley, a high school friend. I'm editing my old story, and adding a bit more.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
This Is The End reviews
A catharsis of sorts, a purging of my soul.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Sonnet v20
I intended to write this about a lot of things, but it boiled down to the end of my friendship with a lot of great people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
I Apologize Ahead of Time reviews
I had to write a sonnet for a creative writing class, and this is what jumped out of my head the night before it was due as a final.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
When the Door Opens reviews
NaNoWriMo story. I really don't know where I'm going with this one. Eileen and Keagan meet at a concert and we'll see where NaNo takes them. Updated with the actual story now that I figured out what went wrong. Read and review, and please be kind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008
The Only Sure Thing reviews
Hopefully writing down our story will help me figure out what the hell I did wrong, and how I can fix it. Colin was my best friend, and I would do anything to get him back. R&R please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008
In Each One A Savior reviews
In every friendship, there is a hero. In every relationship, there is someone that needs saving. CeilĂ­ is about to find out that she can't always be the hero and do the saving, but a certain Irish boy just might be able to help. On hiatus, sorry.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,319 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
The World Will Break Your Heart reviews
Fresh off the plane coming home from the Army, Sean Brodie doesn't know what to expect. His friends stopped writing and his parents died in a freak accident. He believes he is all alone in the world until he recieves a stack of letters from Kylie Donnelly
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete