Profile: Cricket stands up, turns to the side, and strikes a pose, "Like this? Oh, wait. I get it."
I like to write all kinds of things, so I won't feel the least bit offended if not everything I write is your cup of tea. To give you some idea of how weird I am, my hard drive currently contains a few horror stories, two fantasy projects, lots of CNF (Creative Non-Fiction), a YA short story, a bit of YA slash, various essays, and a few poems. Most of this won't end up on this site, especially the poetry. My poetry is terrible, and shall never see the light of day, even on FP.
Age: I'm not a precocious teen, sorry.
Likes: ummm... any books, articles, graphic novels, etc. that are entertaining or at least well-written, zombie movies, nifty old movies, copious amounts of music, used book stores
Dislikes: biographies of retarded celebrities, cleaning house, overly pretentious post-modern fiction, traffic, seafood
Boat Full of Holes: It's not the best that it could be, but I probably won't rewrite it since it's an old story. I also just don't feel like it. I recommend the two Grimms' fairy tales that I stol- I mean used as inspiration. They're two of my favorites, and aren't the least bit happily-ever-after. Complete
Black Box Confessional: I like to refer to this as the "TV CNF." I'm...actually not as cracked as I make myself sound here. Writers are liars, especially the non-fiction ones. Complete
Hush Your Mouth: Yes I am a fickle creature and haven't so much as visited the fictionpress site in well over six months. Consider yourself warned. Oh yeah, and chapter two is mostly done...maybe.
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