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Rachy you better not read ANY of my stories >.>

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I have a lollipop addiction.

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Blind Yourself by Amindaya reviews
[Slash] Years from now, when people ask us how we met, I'll say that it all started when I was kidnapped by a bus. But, realistically, I doubt I'll live long enough to tell anyone about what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/27/2007
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
A Softer Sin by Error-Author reviews
There are many things a Criminal Psychologist with a big mouth should be doing with his time- being manhandled by a deranged inmate is not one of them. When his new problem takes a disturbing interest in him outside of his job, he isn't a happy camper MxM
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2007
A Textbook Case by Error-Author reviews
Dangerous games often have dangerous consequences. When a confused new therapist crosses paths with a clever but unstable young man, how high will the stakes get in the gamble of trust? MxM Ending moved to LJ; link in last chapter posted
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,000 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Out of Bounds by Zebbie reviews
Teaser - soon available in print. Nick Jones has broken one of the sacred rules of being a teenager and it’s got someone into trouble, but he does have an explanation, if you'd just hear him out... Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Radio Voice by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot] The best thing in Ryan's day is the voice he wakes up to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Guernica by The Sham reviews
SLASH/MM Oneshot sequel to Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea. “You’re weirder than Guernica, Jackie,” Logan tells me with a smile, but I'm not the one bathing in lavender oil and firelight.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Spring Equinox by Darkladyknight reviews
Cole Danner had led a pretty normal life, trying to keep his ranch above the red, while he raised his daughter. But what happens when he finds a beaten boy in his barn, one that has no memory of who he is or where he came from?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,077 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Life, Death, and Raspberry Tea by The Sham reviews
Slash/Oneshot It’s just me again, sitting alone on the rooftop of our apartment building. I’m waiting for him, contemplating life and death and craving raspberry tea. Jackson is quirky, Logan is quiet and broody. Together, they're golden.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Enjoying the Mundane by The Sham reviews
Oneshot/Slash I’m in love with this boy and every day I thank my lucky stars for him. For his second chance at life. And I enjoy every minute, especially these mundane moments curled up with him under the warm spring sun as we both drift off to sleep.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Anslo by SeriousMoonlight reviews
Ralio spends Christmas in Paris and makes a new friend. Character and plot consultation: Jamie Stockdale
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Conflict by SeriousMoonlight reviews
Teenage angst at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen. R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Discourse on Teddy Bears by Lilias reviews
.slash, one-shot. "So, what? You're hot, I'm hot, so we can't we just screw? Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. You--okay, yeah, maybe in clubs and frat parties, but definitely not in the stuffed animal aisle of Toy World."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by CaseyBear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
The Band Geek's Dictionary by Ryette reviews
SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,377 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
Through A Looking Glass, Darkly by AMV reviews
A look at the injustice of Harry Potter Heroes. Essay.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
I Have Never by Synett reviews
Femslash Okay, relax. Just a get-together, with a few new people, with alcohol...and sexual tension. This might not go so well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Mein Liebling by Catatonic Seiory reviews
Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,008 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
A Word of Advice to the Broken Hearted by SeriousMoonlight reviews
A message from Fate to the human race in the form of a poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
New Kid on the Bus by Qui reviews
-Slash, Oneshot- Liam picks the wrong bus seat to sit in. Or does he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Mass Produced Happiness by SeriousMoonlight
A poem I scribbled about the world and America. R&R?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Shades by emerald raven reviews
Hudson: Green hair, aviators, and flares. Casey: Gangly, scarred and emotional. No one knows much about Shades, he doesn't let people in. Until the new guy shows up. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,490 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
CharlieHorse and the Jolly Green Giant by Bokonon reviews
A slash version of Hansel and Gretel. No fantasy or magical aspects. For Freak-of-Spade's February Challenge. M/M SLASH. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Coconut Milk Soup by Chasmodai Blue reviews
Slash// Phillip rather likes being king. He does not much like being given slaves by neighbouring countries, but it is a necessary sacrifice for the sake of good relations. //For SerialXLain
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
My Favorite Boy by SeriousMoonlight reviews
A poem I wrote inspired by my lack of a boyfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Confessions by SeriousMoonlight reviews
A poem I wrote for a Valentine's Day competition.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
The Difference by SeriousMoonlight reviews
A poem inspired by Ernesto "Che" Guevara.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
So, How's Life? by SeriousMoonlight reviews
You think your jobs hard? Try being Josie: a servant boy forced to care for The Prince until the day he dies. And that's not even the half of it. He also has to put up with The Prince's strange friend, Roy, who seems to be a little too interested in Josie
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Suicidal Boy by firestar267 reviews
Never in a million years did adequately named ‘suicidal boy’ think he would be saved by some random freak he kicked in the face who liked to pretend he was a wizard. For freak-of-spade’s December challenge! One-shot, Slash. MxM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Fence by Comodin reviews
-SLASH / COMPLETE- The spirits of Halloween Past, Present, and Future might just be able to help Tory get his life back on track... if he can survive the process, that is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Voices by emmatheemu reviews
Warning: Disturbing Imagery. Before she is shipped off to a hospice, an old woman tells a tale of her youth - where she and her classmates devised a plan to bury their elementary school teacher alive.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Don't Mess With the Cake by SeriousMoonlight reviews
Remus loses it when his brother, Menteur, raids the fridge one too many times. R&R please. One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Hard Candy by Venustas iaceo reviews
[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,855 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 4/28/2006 - Complete
untitled by Sychaeus reviews
You know when you see dust floating in a class room. This is about that, almost.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Pour Some Eggnog On Me by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish-It’s not my fault that the kitchen table is broken, my little sister knows all about gay sex and a group of girl scouts think Santa Clause is a drunken pervert. But… it is my fault that that that asshole across the road is getting coal for Christmas
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Untitled by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
The Fag and The Bully. [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Jack Olsen: Private Investigator by a.s. bygones reviews
When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Another New School by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot, fluff] Just another gay boy starting at another new high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Redneck Heartbreak by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
There’s already someone I have my heart set on, of course he’s a total gaybasher, a high school drop out, the father of many single sixteenyearold mother’s babies, and he’s only twentyone. [Slash][MM][Read and Review!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Fall Off a Cliff Laughing by FeatherJunkie reviews
[shounenai, malemale] I can't get rid of these stupid wings, people won't stop staring, I've got a jock named Mark out to ruin my life, and on top of it all, I've caught the eye of the Grim Reaper's son, and now he won't leave me alone.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,868 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Complete
The Road by failte200 reviews
Slash. Ty's boyfriend was old enough to be his father. But actually, he was Ty's best friend's father, instead. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Synergy by orbicland reviews
[slash] Mitchell and Jason were always meant to be together, despite Jason's best efforts not to admit it. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Two Suits by Qui reviews
[Slash, oneshot] A quiet romance between two coworkers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
Just Friends by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] Friends who joke a little too personally, sit a little too closely, hug for a little too long, stare a little too intimitely, touch a little too often and care a little too much. Right. Just friends.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,111 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Far From Beautiful by Natasha5 reviews
[ Slash ] [ He isn't beautiful, not even like this. ] [ OneShot ] Richard Evans is a 'perfect' boy, in every way but one. His imperfection? Donnie Avis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Until Tomorrow by skittle whore reviews
[ I wish it was me ] Stalking is under-rated. M/M slash, yaoi, whatever you want to call it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2005
Boxers' Rebellion by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Rivals in sport, know only one way to flirt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Falter by I Try reviews
(SLASH, BoyXBoy) Tyler Oak may be a nobody at his all-boys prep school, but desguised as 'The Claw', he can say what he wants. But, when he takes on the school gang and their leader, Lucas Roy, things get tricky...(HEAVY R)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,459 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
Sickness by cebryon
guidance to a gang leader...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004
Blood and Laughter by Limyaael reviews
*COMPLETE* Rated for incest and violence. Neres Deerfriend is trying to find a diplomatic solution to his city's war with Tirosina. His children, Somal and Lonaw, who are very fond of blood, torture, and each other, complicate this.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,624 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003