SeriouslyJoking
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Joined 10-11-07, id: 585331
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural, and Fantasy.

Love is visually impaired...glasses help.

Are you too old when you remember being naive?

Nature or Nurture?

Humour is the only thing that makes life worth while.

Rule # 1: If you can't write your story without referencing a current movie, (AKA it was like the dress Scarlett Johannson wore in Girl with a Pearl Earring!) then you need to learn to write better.

Rule # 2: If you haven't figured out yet that italics emphasis a word and not CAPITALS, stop writing, go back and learn it.

Rule # 3: If your character is buxom and beautiful, an excellent singer and doesn't seem to be frightened by the fact that she's been kidnapped, or that her best friend is her stalker (or whatever), your character is a Mary Sue. You are not perfect, stop living through your story.

Rule number 2 may be over looked if story is well written. Rule 3 is very rarely overlooked, but I have been shocked in the past. Rule number 1 is solid. I won't budge.

Appreciated (but not always found):

Characaters that seem real! I.E. not a size 0, not blonde, buxom and/or beautiful.

Story lines that keep me on the edge of my seat.

Stories that feature someone older then 16/17. At that age, you still cry over My Chemical Romance (they're the best, you don't know what you're talking about!) and you giggle.

Good, unique story lines. I admit, I'm a sucker for the classics, but the unique is always nice.

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Horrorscape by candid reviews
Val receives a calling card from a very handsome, very dangerous boy who wants to 'play' with her. It's a game without rules, logic, or consequence. And he'll stop at nothing to claim her as his... even if it means destroying them both. REMOVED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2007
Older Than Me, Younger Than You by remonrime reviews
9 yr. old Rachel discovers love for the first time... well not really. When a boy with black nail polish and a scene haircut moves in next door, trouble ensues. He's sadistic, eccentric, and 4 years older. Talk about hate-hate relationships. Warning: Dark
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,265 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2006
BLACK DEAD HEARTS by Alice B. Black reviews
Death seems to be after me. No longer available past what is posted atm.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Bride of the Immortal by Morikumo reviews
It is a myth all Immortals scorn: that there is, for each, one woman...a Bride whom they will forever crave. Unfortunately, it isn't a myth. And human Sophie Paul is about to find that out firsthand. Rated M. :Discontinued:
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,488 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 10/29/2006
From Body To Sucker:Book II in Bleeder Series by LobsterDevil reviews
Alex is now Jack's right hand woman, but revenge is becoming complicated. She discovers that her ties to the underworld of palefaces is becoming a noose around her neck, and she may have more to lose than humanity...her soul
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,343 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006
From Heart Bleeder to Body by LobsterDevil reviews
Alex has lost what it means to be human, though she is one. Working for vamps and werewolves she waits for the one who has claim on her. Once claimed we join her journey to escape his clutches and regain her humanity before it is truly taken FIN
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,889 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
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Learning By Mistakes reviews
Do not get drunk and pass out, otherwise you may wake up in an alternate universe, get the attention of the king, and become one of his concubines. And for the love of all that's good, do NOT fall for his brother.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Sleepers reviews
Beth has seen the destruction of mankind to aliens. Now held a captive to their general, she must fight to protect those who are left, as well as herself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2008