awilla the hun
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Joined 10-12-07, id: 585367, Profile Updated: 10-25-10
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, Humor, Sci-Fi, and General.

Yes, it's that guy from fanfiction. Please stop laughing. I had a temporary imagination deficit disorder. But its fine now.

The fantasy worlds will never be the same again...

Name: A secret

Age: Attending the University of Nottingham

Occupation: Preparing for Operation Siegfried ("S" for "Essay on the Great War".)

Current teenaged/student pretension: Gentleman, out of touch, un fit but a half decent actor and writer. The latter has marks to prove it.

My motto, to quote Will Ferrel from Anchorman, runs thus:

"I write good. I mean real good." (turns and shouts) "Hey everyone! Come here and see how good I write?" It can be seen that, whatever my writing talents, I do certainly study business more than is healthy for anyone.

I would like to just inform everyone that, after a brief and regrettable pause due to exam and Christmas decoration (read: Playing Team Fortress 2 too much) commitments, I have now returned to the writing circle. Thaddeus Cluarch will ride again, as will (hopefully) Pergion, Father Tarquin, Oleg and all the gang. Along with another (!) Rakarskia adventure. Writing progress will be slow due to GCSEs, but keep reading! And good luck with writing!

Now that GCSEs are complete (hooray!) I can write in proper earnest.

Now that I have a 3 week holiday (1st to 20th of August, 2008), I cannot write any more chapters. But fear not, for I will keep going with Rakarskia. Some day, I will finish it, hook or by crook. With luck, and redrafts, it will be published. I have learned a lot since starting here.

Readers: From Novermber 1st to November 30th, there shall be no updates. Whilst this is no great change from normal- I apologise, and partly blame ff.net, and partly the mass of A Level work- it does mean that I will be busy writing. It also means that there will be a shiny new story, hopefully with 50,000+ words in it. Wish me luck!

Arbuthnot Lighter has been put on, read, and removed again. This is because it is closer to finishing than Rakarskia, and I heard a rumour somewhere that you couldn't publish what you put here. (Happily, as Rakarskia: The Soldiers is going to undergo significant changes even after the first draft is put up here and pawed over, such actions as these are not going to be required for it. Some time, I will finish it. Comrades Cluarch, Kazmarov, Mayhew, Ulysses, Stewart and the gang have been rattling around in my head too long for them to wither away.)

Now I have completed my NaNoWriMo (The Memoirs of Arbuthnot Lighter Esq.), I will be returning to business. Hooray!

UPDATE: After ages of inactivity, due to being "written out" and generally having too much to do, I have decided to remove Rakarskia. This is so as I can improve certain parts of it, and keep going in peace (and without fear of publishing laws and suchlike, which I have little knowledge of.)

But it will go on, comrades.

UPDATE 18th December

From now on, I have set myself a challenge. I, Awilla the Hun, hereby vow to review everything that I read on this site. I hope very much that this will a) spread the supposed benefits of my literary knowledge, and b) entice people to read Khaos. I have recieved reviews from siblings, which are complimentary. That's all very well, but I would appreciate some more detailed criticism.

UPDATE: Comrades, Rakarskia has returned! A new name, a new dawn, a new light. And, as it's looking for a beta reader, it will hopefully soon be feeling good.

29/05/10: A little request. Today, I've recieved a very long review for the story "Pergion Dawn". It's critical, and I accept its points. It was a story I wrote years ago, and we all make mistakes back then. However, what I do not accept about the review was that it was delivered by someone called "anon ()". This person was, appropriately, anonymous. Now, I prefer to allow reviews with and without a profile on FP. After all, not everyone wants to have a profile on the internet, and I'm willing to accept any criticism. However, I would also prefer that, if in future I recieve a long, critical review(not "anon ()"'s review, by the way, although I'm long past directing any venomous degree of hatred to CP or Meyer-we all earn our money somehow, and both of them cleverly identified market niches), could the reviewer give me some sort of FP account or other contact details? I hope that that doesn't sound too creepy; it's just that there may be points in the review which I disagree with and so want to correct the reviewer about, or want clarified, so as I can improve my writing.

04/07/10: Well, here it is. The exams are over. The parties are dying down. Writing can now begin again!

In addition, some of you may notice a mysterious gentleman known as "Chrisderhunnen" finding his way onto my Favourite Author list. This is because he is my brother. Read his stories if you want to; I am in no way responsible for any loss of brain cells, sanity, or tolerance for the 1930s, especially its motor cars and music, that may result. In addition, his profile, when it refers to Awilla the Hun, is of... dubious accuracy. I don't just insert humour. No, I add violence and pointless worldbuilding too!

Comrades! I won't be making any chapters over the next month (August 2010.) I'll be away from home. Sorry.

September 2010: I'm back, Comrades, and soon to go off to University.

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Semper Fidelus by Afalstein reviews
In a post-apocalyptic world, a scout troop on an infiltration mission discover an old memorial and the lone man left guarding it.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
Paladins of Balodin by Cure reviews
A thousand years ago the demons were defeated but now their armies march toward the lands of men once more, the only thing that stands in their way is the Paladin Order, and a young trainee name Joran. Could this be the start of Imos's Third Great War?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007
Dragon King: The Wrath of Hrothar by Wolf Queen 001 reviews
What does the future hold for a young slave girl in service to the tyrannical Dragon King Hrothar? Kinamori, slave for 8 years, has to find a way to escape or face inhumane consequences. One suffers much for inciting rebellion... But who will rescue her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,759 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005
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The Firm of Fitzmorgan and Mortimer reviews
A man decides, one day, to kill himself. This would be most inconvenient. Written for a friend.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012
The Inquisitor, and her Mouthman reviews
The adventures of a pair of damaged heroes in a darkening world, struggling against the foe from beyond, without, and within. Faith, courage, and cold steel will strive against the creatures of the outerdark. A series of short stories.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011
Rakarskia: An Affair of Steel reviews
A second try at an old favourite. The People's Republic of Rakarskia must now face its greatest challenge in a clash with its oldest enemies: and, caught in the middle, are a group of conscripts...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
Khaos reviews
In a world of magic and high technology, of beautiful cities and warring peoples, a voyage sets forth from the edge of the world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009
Daemonfyre reviews
Sparks fly as a constantly wisecracking demon confronts a mad Inquisitor and his beautiful assistant. What happens? Rated T for just in case. R and R!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009
Pergion Dawn: The Retelling reviews
I decided that, perhaps, you all needed to know about Pergion Dawn. So I wrote out the plot in my inimitable manner. Another parody, another perspective...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
Rakarskia: To Heavens and Earth reviews
A Sci Fi RP Production. The memoirs of a secret policeman in a steampunk world, and his adventures in the Ether. Now being recontinued, Comrades!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008
Pergion Dawn reviews
I decided to take a break from Rakarskian adventures, and instead to concerntrate on a slightly lighter work. This is a mary sue parody as you've never seen it before. Enjoy, and please dont kick me off the site!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete