tinechrishide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Humor, Essay, and General. Hellure, names Chris (: I've been on FictionPress for some time now, and am JUST getting back into my stories so bear with me. An avid bibliophile, reading keeps me centered. As I think I have zero talent, finding great literary works online that are not published works amazes me. For you authors who update regularly, I commend and thank you, I unfortunately am not one of you. If you read any of my stories, please review them because I need the feedback frankly. I am a fan of constructive criticism; I feel it builds character. Feel free to PM as I am back and better than ever, ready to attack these stories again. SIDE NOTE: If you need a good laugh btw. http:///index.php/2009/07/16/blogging-twilight-index-page/ |
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Parody Songs by MidNight The Magnificent reviews
Famous songs that I've rewritten for humour's sake. Usually quite general, though I try to give a bit of a backstory where needed. Inspired by all the bloody talented parodists on youtube. But I can't sing, so I just post them HERE. Warning-Getting dirty.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2020 - Published: 2/6/2010
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy In Disguise by Fayre Meira reviews
Sick of girls throwing themselves at his feet, Kyle Matthews is determined to hide himself as a geek at his new school. Penny Green has sworn off beautiful guys after her bestfriend broke her heart. Will Penny risk her heart again if she finds him out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,573 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Facing the Music by Abbagrl reviews
Melyssa is at a new school, her senior year, and is just looking to get in and out. Oh yeah, and to go unnoticed.Too bad she's a little noticable, with falling on her face and all that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
At Last by Melody1 reviews
Ch 38 1-6-11! Brooke Merrin is dragged from the diversity of Wallace High to a stuffy preppy Wellesley Academy. She's left with no choice but to do her best to change the status quo.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,781 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 9/22/2002
Madelene's Pillowbook by The Art Of Darkness reviews
A collection of my thoughts and aggressions. Most of these agressions are about a Pokemon game I have failed to complete. My challenge is to finish this pillowbook when I finish the game. Don't judge me.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 25,997 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009
My life in a nutshell, emphasis on the NUT by phantomry reviews
My friends and I are a strange bunch. Notice: I'm not going to update this anymore. It continues in "All My Life I Want to Be a".
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 45,197 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Highcrest Arc Gen One: The Fox and the Siren by Fiona Hinseko and Sora Asonges reviews
Sora is a sixteen year old girl trying to survive Gypsy college. Leeland is a hundred year old exiled Siren trying to lead a normal life. What brings them together might just tear them apart. MxF, Angst, Graphic sex, Underage, general Chaos.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,332 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009
Between the Tulip Beds by spritlingfairy reviews
The Cabin is the core of empty space, where all the wrongdoers of the heart are sent. The reaper is a young and incomprehensible addiction. Is this love? An infatuation? Or maybe just a prelude to endless suffering for counscious wrongs done in a lifetime
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Snooki by bibibibibi reviews
When the girl I'd had a crush on for ages saw my new puppy Snooki, she fell in love with him. We didn't hang out at school; this could be my only chance to get closer to her, to ask her out. There were just a few obstacles in the way...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Imagine This by chewyy the moofin reviews
Oh God, it's that time of year again, isn't it? Someone get me some ice cream, stat.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Poise by bibibibibi reviews
When her sister brings home a new boyfriend, Ashlan thinks he might be the one. They would make a perfect couple. But soon she starts to worry whether she likes him more than her sister seems to. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010
Sweet Convos by Exiled-Lupus reviews
Funny conversations or "convos". And if you listen to an iPod THEY'RE SET TO MUSIC!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009
Valentine's Disaster by bibibibibi reviews
On Valentine's, Ashlan gets a huge bouquet of red roses. Problem is, they're not from her boyfriend. And to make matters worse, she discovers a truly disturbing photo on her classmate's phone. Complete.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
The chicken or the egg by bibibibibi reviews
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Ashlan knows the answer, and this information is so relevant it would be a crime not to share it with Jude. One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
Skinny jeans by bibibibibi reviews
Ashlan is determined to get Jude's friend Mark into some skinny jeans. One-shot, mostly dialogue.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Run To You by chewyy the moofin reviews
She's afraid of boys. He's afraid of girls. How could that ever work out?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009
Noël by Drazuki reviews
Quinn never had any good luck on Christmas Eve. Then he met Noël. Secret Santa Slash- For Griezula. One shot, m/m
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Dirt by Wakao reviews
Racer by night and heiress by day, Alex Montez has got her hands firmly on the steering wheel. That is, until the new kid threatens to make her two worlds collide, throwing everything into a tailspin. Rated T for strong language and themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009
More Than Words by StoppingByWoods reviews
After the death of her parents, Elsa refuses to speak to anyone. That is, until she moves in with her Aunt and Uncle and meets her perfect, upbeat, next door neighbor Nathaniel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,403 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Idols by Wakao reviews
It is not always easy being the band manager of a worldwide sensation. In fact, it frequently has me questioning why I ever agreed to the job in the first place. Oneshot.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Just For A Thrill by chewyy the moofin reviews
COMPLETE. I flew, literally, down the stairs, landing somewhat gracefully onto the floor, sliding across the wood into the room and diving behind the sofa, putting my back flat against it. Ahh, the things you can do when you're scared for your life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,371 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
After Hours by StarCounter reviews
It wasn't that Cadence Holly wasn't the type of girl to get into male-related messes. It was more that she wasn't the type of girl to get into male-related messes involving her brother's best friend. Oh, what a twisted web we weave.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7268 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Gorgeous Rockstar Boyfriend by TwoClovedHooves reviews
In the sequel to "Oh, Damn," Jane Elton's finally getting some quality time with her gorgeous rockstar boyfriend, tagging along as Ganguro goes on creative retreat for the summer. But is a normal relationship really in the cards for them? Let's find out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008
Oh, Damn by TwoClovedHooves reviews
What happens when you get drunk and make out with a rock star? Well, for one, you get a headache, but if you're very lucky, you get a rock star who wants to see you again. And, if you're completely dense like Jane Elton, you get a whole lot of drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Eight Days to Dissecting a Nutcase by sunday streets reviews
Oneshot. Evelyn is crazy and Will is not. But he's coming very, very close to it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Eiffel Tower by StarCounter reviews
Sebastian Étaîn and Paris Brien. Two of a kind, the boys've been friends for God knows how long. When Sebastian's girlfriend wants a break, Paris is there for him. But wait - what, exactly, is it that Paris is there for again?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 177,569 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
One Summer in the Life of a Clueless Teenager by Peanutbutter12345 reviews
Ansly Jacobson didn't want to go to summer school. But what she may find there will make summer school worth it
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
A Boy In An All Girl's Summer Camp by Confessions reviews
When a boy mysteriously shows up at Greenbrier Adventure camp FOR GIRLS, hormones begin to go wild.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005
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The Life of a Slightly Overweight Kid reviews
Theo Marshall wanted three things in life; a good girlfriend, to have a great time wherever he was, and never to be fat. Unfotunately, he gained a few pounds and nowadays was looking a bit pudgy. Who knew it would work to his advantage?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2009
Silent Love
Meeting in the same lab every Tuesday, Vanessa & Lenny never spoke, yet felt an immediate connection. With only quick looks & brief interactions, a relationship begins. Of course, Vanessa's opinionated cousin & best friend have their two cents to input..
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011
My Disconnected Family Vacation to Haiti reviews
This is a true story with only the names changed. There were definite ups and downs, but at the end, I learned that, no matter where you go, you'll always be left with great memories.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011
We Are Family reviews
Dennis and Elizabeth lived on two different planets, but they're about to become step-sibilings. It's too bad they hate each other. Bring on the Family Feud!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009
The Earthquake Through My Eyes reviews
This was an creative writing essay I wrote for my ENC 1102 revision project, and I really liked it so here it is. I am aware that it is not fiction, thanks.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Together, Forever reviews
Naomi Anderson highly disliked her her life at times. The pomp of the Manhattan elite could get annoying. She just wanted to be a normal teen. And maybe have a boyfriend to share it with? Too bad he'd never notice her. After all, she WAS Naomi Anderson.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008