Well hello.

Nickname(s): Kaida Shade, Kaida, Kai-Kai or Buxom Alice the Pirate Wench (don't ask) and no I'm not telling you my real name.

Age: 16

Country of origin: Rain-a-gogo-land (England). I am exceptionally English and proud to be so... except I don't like tea and my accent is not cockney/ incredibly posh.

Status: Eternally single -Sigh-

www.kaida-shade.deviantart.com

Favourites:

Food: Instant noodles, chocolate or fish, especially kippers or tuna from a can.

Drink: Apple juice .

TV Show: Heroes, because Hiro is absolutely adorable. I also like Spongebob Squarepants and Naruto.

Pastime: Playing RPG games, reading, talking on MSN or just talking in general.

People: My best friends in the whole world, Schem-san and Newt-san. Closely followed my by other best friends, Fiona-sama and Sarah-chan.

Amusing Quotes:

'It's not immature to laugh at dirty jokes 'coz little kids dont get them' - Various friends at various points in time.

'Oh piss and wee!'- my best bud Schemilix when playing poker.

'DRAMATIC GESTURE! -points in a style more usually associated with martial arts-' I started it but now Newt and Schemilix do it too -.- damn copycat nutters.

'The amount of embarrasment felt when doing something is inversely proportional to the amount of people doing the same thing; the more people doing the same thing as you, the less embarrased you feel.' - A casual observation

'One person acting like a moron looks... well, like a moron. Several people acting like morons together look like friends out having a good time.' - the philosophy by which I live my life.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way