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Joined 10-18-07, id: 586079, Profile Updated: 12-02-12
Author has written 4 stories for General, Horror, and Sci-Fi.

Er...for now I'm reading to get a feel for this sort of thing. But for now, if you would like to read any stories I have created you will find them on fanfiction (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1357168/SoundzofSilence) and yes, I love both sites. I only happen to gravitate toward fanfiction because I can find reading material that I enjoy more easily there than on this site. That said, pardon any long and extended absences...

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. -Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. -Douglas Adams

A good idea will keep you awake during the morning, but a great idea will keep you awake during the night. -Marilyn vos Savant

Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes? -Marilyan vos Savant

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices- Voltaire

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.-Voltaire

He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise- Voltaire

It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. -Voltaire

Shakespearean Insults:

Hoy doy, what a sweep of vanity comes this way (Timon of Athens)

And in his brain which is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage, he hath strange places (Antony & Cleopatra)

You speak unskillfully; or, if your knowledge be more, it is much darkened in your malice (Measure for Measure)

Lets meet as little as we can (Antony & Cleopatra)

As I told you always, her beauty and her brain go not together (Cymbeline)

Whose horrible image doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs (Macbeth)

Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself (The Merchant of Venice)

Were I like thee, I would throw away myself (Timon of Athens)

Thou are unfit for any place but hell (Richard III)

On my knee I give heaven thanks that I am not like to thee (King John)

Go forward, and be choked with thy ambition (Henry VI Part 1)

He has not so much brain as ear wax (Troilus and Cressida)

Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence, that can yet do thee office? (Measure for Measure)

You are as a candle, the better burnt out (Henry IV, part II)

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes (Richard III)

There is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be (King John)

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold (Macbeth)

Your face is as a book, where men may read strange matters (Macbeth)

Thou hast no more brain than I have in my elbows

Thou are the rudeliest welcome to this world (Pericles)

This woman's an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure (All's well that ends well)

You rise to play and go to bed to work (Othello)

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee (All's Well That Ends Well)

Think'st thou, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? (The Taming of the Shrew)

Thou art like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize with thine eagle's talons (Pericles, Prince of Tyre)

Thine face is not worth sunburning (Henry V)

You speak an infinite deal of nothing (The Merchant of Venice)

I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables (Coriolanus)

Thou art already dead. Stabbed with a white wench's black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pain of thy heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt shaft. (Romeo and Juliet)

Thou wert best set thy lower part (butt) where thy nose stands (All's Well That Ends Well- basically, it means you'd look better with a butt for your face)

I never knew so young a body with so old a head (The Merchant of Venice)

I make as good use of thine face as many a man doth of a death's-head, or a momento mori. (Henry IV, part I)

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"If they cause trouble shoot them."
"Shoot them, sir?"
"Politely."
-Mal and Zoe from Firefly

"Shall I describe it to you? Or you would like me to find you a box?" -Legolas (from Lord of the Rings)

"Are you saying that coconuts migrate?" -guard from Holy Grail

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French soldier from Holy Grail

"So what do we do?" - Mr. Fennyman
"Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well." -Henslowe
"How?" -Mr. Fennyman
"I don't know. It's a mystery." -Henslowe

[on first hearing the tragic ending to Romeo and Juliet]
Henslowe: "Well, that would have them rolling in the aisles."

"You, sir, are a gentleman." -Shakespeare
"And you, sir, are a Warwickshire shithouse." -Ned Alleyn

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The Great Character Tutorial: Mary Sue Psychology by CalliScribbles reviews
Have you ever been accused of writing a "Mary Sue?" or accused anyone of the same? Used litmus tests and fretted over whether your character was "too powerful," "not feminine enough," or had "too much backstory?" Like to defend the phenomenon's existence or banish it from the internet forever? Learn more about the psychology and what you can do for your fellow readers and writers.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
His Queen by rosieroo reviews
Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,465 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
When It Rains, It Pours by Colie Rae reviews
As if my day couldn't get worse, he shows up looking like Mr. February in the firefighter calendar. Yep, I'm going to crawl through some bushes and avoid this situation, leaving a sticky trail of unfinished business behind me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Modern Renditions by Novienna reviews
Modern fairy tales with a twisted kick to them.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011
Brick by Brick by James D Johnson reviews
You just don't mess with the classics.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Complete
King's Countenance by Kyllex reviews
He was the kind of guy that corrected everything you said and was quick to point out your mistakes. He was always right, and he knew it. His presence made me want to punch a small child - it was too bad that I desperately needed his help. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Sit, Stay, Roll Over by Jabberwocky 101 reviews
He would explore this city and, God help him, find something to do before he started to become known in his building as “that creepy guy who talks to his dog and never has anyone else up there.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Graveyard Confessions by Novienna reviews
In an ancient, desolate graveyard, ghosts speak the stories of their deaths and lives . Most of these stories are connected in a collage of events dating back to medieval times.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010
Psyche by Tempest62 reviews
So just the other day I decided to attempt to create the strangest story I possibly could. So I sat down one night, turned on some Edgard Varese, and wrote this in one sitting. I think the result ended up pretty close to what I was aiming for.. Enjoy!
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
King of Hearts, Queen of Spades by Nyleve Nalloc reviews
She thought it was a rip-off of the Disney classic but the King of Hearts himself proved her wrong. He's missing the Queen of Spades from his deck & he wants her now. Alondra must either follow him to Wonderland or watch her world crumble in his hands.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
Thank You, Please Come Again by Kyllex reviews
When a cute stranger at the game store proposes to you, what are you supposed to say? Well, yes, of course. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7165 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Dreams of Angst by Nyleve Nalloc reviews
For centuries, he sought her, desiring to make her his. Her defiance & rejection have angered him, wearing away his patience. This lifetime, he'll win. He's orchestrated a masterful plan to attain her, and she must surrender or drown in his black dreams.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
All In My Head by Kaitlin Marie reviews
An authors mind is a strange place, filled with characters and ideas. Travel on a journey with one authors physical representation as she tries to find help from her muses and locate her long lost inspiration in the insanity that most would call the mind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
A Very Dangerous Thing To Do by Kaitlin Marie
They say it's a terrible thing to steal from a dragon, for if the dragon doesn't catch you in the act you will surely meet your demise not to long after. He never was one to listen to superstition.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
I Hate You! by Nyleve Nalloc reviews
She gave him a label for being a rich & handsome bachelor. He's vowed to show there's more to a book than it's cover. Their egos bring them together, but it'll be fate who will tie them & teach the fools a lesson in life, love, & tree talking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
My Boyfriend the Billionaire by Pinkamoo reviews
I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Why I Don't Read Your Stories by Stephentchel reviews
Fairly self explanatory. There is a lot out there that irritates me, and after years of silent suffering I've decided to vent my frustration. Although this is mostly self therapy, I'm sure there are others out there who feel as I do, so I opted to share.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Ma Mademoiselle Bizarre by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE. Regency. Glen Carlisle never wanted nor expected to inherit his paternal family's earldom. When he does, he's resigned to do his duty as quickly as possible and go home. A certain hoyden, however, complicates things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,007 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Chaperon by S.J.Maas reviews
The forest always smells of the battle between life and death. The rage on both sides is unconquerable. It can be felt always. Always. A short story that retells and reexamines Little Red Riding Hood.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Of Roses and Magic by Seraphix reviews
A faerie tale of the old sort.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Ruination by Danielle Night reviews
One shot. Regency. Melanie is tired of waiting for James to propose, and is willing to do anything to get him to pop the question even risk ruination.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Petals by Danielle Night reviews
COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,743 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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The Troll reviews
Meet two different people - a boy and a girl - who who both fall under the same category: the troll. Get a brief glimpse into the nature of two trolls and their thoughts about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
The Collective reviews
He made the mistake of agreeing to watch Star Trek with her...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
A Hole in a Wall reviews
Shion and her five-member group enter a haunted house on Halloween, only to find that something eerie is happening. First, they find blood oozing out of a wall, then a girl goes missing. Shion has to wonder if the haunted house is really haunted.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Memories and Tales reviews
A story within a story. A short story for those with short time on their hands.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete