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Joined 10-19-07, id: 586168, Profile Updated: 06-04-08
Author has written 3 stories for Sci-Fi, and Horror.

In case you were wondering, I am indeed the same Spidey3000 as the one on FF.net. I only have one story on this site, but if people like it, I may just make more! Now quit wasting time reading this and go review my stories!

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Everybody Who's Anybody Has Fangs by MrBillyD reviews
A convicted embezzler is exiled from Earth, to a distant planet that is governed by vampires. His family is permitted to accompany him. As an exiled felon, he has trouble finding work, being greeted by signs saying "Earth people need not apply."
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010
Alastor Monster Exterminators: Chupacabra Trouble by Skullblade reviews
Ed and Earl are monster Hunters. They are...unorthodox, however. One's a vampire and the other is an absolute lunatic.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009
DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY by benwasden reviews
Dysfunctional Family is a gory, funny horror-comedy about a family of killers. However, they might be fixing to get their just desserts when one of their past victims comes out a coma ready for revenge. Rated M for strong bloody violence, and adult conten
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009
A Night of Horror by moneyisnice reviews
A 19 year old guy invites some friends over for a horror movie night...but then meets something he thought only lived within the movies.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
The Missing Link by blueblur reviews
There's not much time! Everything will be okay if you just click this li
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Dream by Cyberchao X reviews
The prequel to the REAL story. It's not great, but it's there. Read it if you want.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 56,187 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Walk Tall by Alex Scales reviews
A midget and the zombie that changed his life.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Real Monsters by Violent Messiah reviews
Young Franklin doesn't believe in monsters; he's got enough real things to be scared of. However, one late night encounter may change his mind about monsters for good. A one shot side story based off upcoming vampire serial. BWB Sept. Challenge entry
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
your a JACKASS by yeonsu-shii reviews
keke read this. its vewy good advice fohh boring days xD
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
New Age Zombies and What To Do About 'Em by 16Nire61 reviews
How do you deal with strong, fast, super-intelligent zombies? Read and find out! Warning: I completely ignore the fourth wall.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Struck by Lightening by pedxing reviews
Death’s got a sense of humor that most people wouldn’t appreciate like the suicidal, especially not the suicidal. Or me for that matter..." Follows the story of an ironic death and the ghosts that result from it...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008
So You Have A Death Wish by Death Dispenser reviews
do you wish to die? well here are 50 ways to get killed by nearly any king arthur character. i am only using the ones i lovehate enough.this is my first story.Rating is for safety for a few themes such as incest. plz R&R.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/10/2007
Awakened by Sakura Productions reviews
Faith's body is changing, causing her to bend to deep primal urges. The wolf she never knew was inside of her is itching to come out. Can a strange boy who she barely knows save her before she falls victim to those who would want to do her harm?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
How to Survive A Real life Horror Movie by Ditzyleo reviews
Ever wondered how you'd fair in a horror movie? Want to know how to avoid the whole thing altogether? Look no further. Here is a step by step guide on how to avoid horror movie like situations and how to survive them if you do find yourself in one!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007
Excution Call by M3GZ reviews
Don't answer that phone!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Resurrection Men by searchlight reviews
Not actually about those commonly referred to as resurrection men, yet somehow, the title fit the story perfectly. Join Bo and his friend Will at Restful Acres and you may never want to leave. Bwahahaha!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
The Zombies Cometh Once Again by you are valueless reviews
Part three of the Zombie triology takes place 27 years after The Zombies Cometh Again. Dellie has somehow taken control and our heros have all lost their memories. Will they be able to beat Dellie and her zombie armies?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
The Zombies Cometh Again by i-rock reviews
This is the sequel to The Zombies Cometh. Again the same school in the middle of nowhere is attacked by zombies. Who is behind it this time. Can the survivors of the last incident survive again? Find out! Face your fearssssssss!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Symphony for Strings by ManyManlyYams reviews
A story I originally wrote for my orchestra class to correspond with music, thus the title. A parody of cliche fairytales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2003
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Guns, Fangs, And Disturbingly Happy Dhampires reviews
Danny, a disturbingly happy dhampire from the old west, finds himself trapped in some sort of weird coffin. After escaping, he finds out that somehow; it's 1999. Well, what's a dhampire to do but hunt down his manwhoring vampire father. Oh the cliches...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2009
Death Wish reviews
A boy finds a genie...or Jinni as they prefer to be called, and gets several wishes. He decides to use his wishes to track down a serial killer. However, there are rules that make it difficult to find the killer, and the killer seems to have his own power
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008
A Light in the Dark reviews
In a failed attempt to save the girl he loves, a man named David has been struck down. As he lays dying, he remembers how he got his powers, his battles against the evil Formori, and the events that lead up to his impending destruction.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008