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Joined 10-25-07, id: 586736, Profile Updated: 03-13-10
Author has written 42 stories for General, General, Horror, Thriller, Fantasy, Action, Romance, Life, Spiritual, and Humor.

Recent updates-

No reviews so far for Grief, or The Observer (short stories.) If someone could drop in on those ones that would be really cool (and I'll return the favour.) I'm sending some of my short stories and poems into mags, and if they get accepted/bought by the mag I may feel obliged to take them down from here. Wish me luck!

About me...

I am a strange cookie. I live with my boyfriend in the fortress of comfort and muffins. I try to avoid things that will harm me like exercise, sunlight and meeting new people. I don't drive a car but would prefer a motor cycle anyway, one with blades along the sides just in case I run into an action fight scene. I eat way too much and hate going to the gym. A few of my favourite authors are Chuck Palahniuk, Steven King, Laurell K Hamilton, Thomas Harris, Lisa Gardner, Scott F.Fitzgerald and Truman Capote. I love anything sick or freaky, but I like stuff that lingers after you've watched/read it in the best creepy kind of way. A little higher up than the torture porn stuff. Favourite movies are Fight Club, Taking Lives, Seven, The Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal/Red Dragon... Also like original horror movies like the Ring 0. I like a good film from any genre but I spend a lot of time watching horror or comedy, as I enjoy laughing or screaming. I'm also a sucker for those old 90's thrillers like Speed. Well done thrillers, book or movies, are a way for me to experience some excitement in my introverted little life. I have a small circle of friends, it's more like a two some I suppose, and to be honest they're mostly imaginary. I want to write novels for a living but accept that I may need to join the grind of social servitude to survive and practice writing in a secritive fashion until I have become immensely rich and famous.

Oldish updates

-I'm bringing my old stuff from Quizilla here. Arriving now:

Sold at a Vampire Flea Market

A story about a sixteen year old girl who falls for a hundred year old vampire named Nick.

I'm taking some of my stuff from my old site and putting here (the net is a good ultimate back up.)



The Way Your Lips Taste (going to edit this eventually.)

Maddy is sweet and innocent, Jason is sweet and... a sociopath. They form a strange relationship. Also I may revise this as I'm aware there are few inconsistencies in the overall story due to plot changes etc. Still this one was pretty popular too.


I really enjoyed writing this. A story about a psychopath serial killer who kidnaps a fourteen year old girl, and the older sister who is stupid enough to go in after her. It's a twisted thriller/romance. This has gotten over 2,700 hits (thanks again to my awesome fans.) It's my top story so far.


The Camp

This story centres around 18 year old Chelsea-Ray. She's been sent to an 'emotional rehabilitation' camp to get her anger under control, as a last ditch alternative to prison after committing assault. This one's died unfortunately.

My poems

Are what I think about stuff, which often involves me being pissed off.

So don't be afraid to talk to me or ask me to review your stuff, just say hey.

My Life is a Soap Opera by sappyromancealert reviews
The journal of a spoiled woman trying to find meaning in her seemingly meaningless life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008
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“I don’t think single poems are really going to take off, especially when they’re the depressing crap you write.” “I don’t write crap, I do social satire,” I correct acidly.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
A beautiful intruder offers to help pathetic Lachlan transform his life, but why has she brought a knife?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Charlie reviews
“We’re very sorry,” from the doctor, finally. “He’s gone.” He’s gone? She reeled. How could that be it? Two sentences and a tissue. A discharge form in the doctor’s gloved hand. There had to be more than this. A mother loses her son.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Fallen star reviews
Was the idea of my future just a by product of loneliness? A delusion?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
The amazing Doll and her disappearing act reviews
The dark, the aches, and his sticky fingers. Being carried to the toilet. Eating microwave dinners. Spit on her face. Being plunged into water. This was her life now. A young girl is kidnapped.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Sold at a Vampire Flea Market reviews
Wrote this a few years ago, moving it from Quizilla had a bit of a following there. Cleaned up the spelling and grammar but haven't edited it properly, onto newer things now. Would still like comments but just enjoy and try not to laugh too much ; .
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008
Lelaina reviews
This is the story of a self absorbed, negative sort of person who isn't sensible enough to be delusional about life. Her life may get rudely interrupted by someone who doesn't agree with everything she thinks. Or maybe not. Read what happens. Or not.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010
I used to be sad, but now I'm dead reviews
About a person who is overwhelmed by the bad things in the world, and their thoughts on trying to change people's minds about a couple issues.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
The vicious avenger and the pathetic bad reviews
“What happened?” I don’t threaten now. I gently tug at the threads of feeling until he comes undone, and tells me everything. Finds it cathartic. Likes reliving the experience. I don’t care. I just want to know what happened. Interrogating child rapist
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Emily reviews
Emily is a very peculiar young lady, living in a small house without even a cat. Ps, to anyone who reads lots of my stuff thanks : , I never know what genre to put it in? Any suggestions for all or specific pieces would be sweet.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
Mirror on the wall reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the grimmest of them all?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Sunlight reviews
This is kind of lame, wrote it the other day when I was feeling better than I do right now.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Pretty shadows reviews
She felt as if she’d lost herself She lived so far below Between the ashes where the roses grow the blackest shade of blue Open to suggestions, especially about the last few lines, had trouble with the ending. Thanks.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
This is a little story about a mental break down. It's inspired by how screwed up I've been feeling lately. It's a draft for something I have to hand in for my reading, writing, and creative criticism class so feed back relli appreciated.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Clarissa's account reviews
This was homework for my reading, writing and creative criticism class. A fictional or true story about something awkward happening in your creative writing class.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
The Plum Tree
This sort of reflects my mental state right now. Panic to nothingness.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Nate reviews
She finishes packing and gives me a long, appraising look. “I thought I could fix you. But I couldn’t. I was given an impossible task.” Just like that she damns me.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
The observer reviews
Mr Charles. My new human experiment, my new boredom killer, my new refuge from the safety around me. He had his arms crossed and he said, “Katrina Warner, A plus student, sociology major… all around seemingly friendless genius.”
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
The unquiet death of Danika Rose reviews
The stripper, she calls herself Danika, is bleeding all over me. I tell her, I can call her an ambulance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
Severed a poem about my heart reviews
This is just me venting the anger and pain that came to the surface tonight.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Grief reviews
Kara wakes up in the middle of her brother's funeral, thinking this isn't reality...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Love story
Wrote this for creative writing, will fix up any errors later.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Little masochist
Ah I should be doing my assignment right now, think of black roses when you read this poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
48 reviews
Bianca Rice's fourteen year old sister has been kidnapped by a notorious serial killer. And being the hero that she is, Bianca decides to go in after her... Too bad she thought the only thing in danger was her life.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,138 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
The Camp reviews
Three months. 90 days. 2,160 hours. It's either 'emotional rehabilitation' camp with 30 other juvenile girls or a jail cell, for three years. The worst thing is Ray didn't do anything wrong... how bad is grevious bodily harm anyway?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Short story practice for creative writing class reviews
This is supposed to be a 750 word short story for my writing fiction class at uni. I am just throwing it out here for a glance by my fans hopefully. :
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Swinger's Night reviews
Three couples head out to a scary old mansion for a night of "fun" and get more than they bargained for.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
The cylinder
This is not anything good, this is just me letting it seep onto the screen.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
I know reviews
Just some random sleep deprived thing I wrote about a sad little man.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Rage reviews
I'm feeling trapped, this is my way of trying to feel slightly less trapped.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
There Again reviews
Depressed again, just spewing, don't mind me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Imagine reviews
Just some thing I scribbled down.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008
the Spiral of Self Hate
Trying not to give in to self doubt, self pity and self hating. See how I do.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
The beauty in the blood reviews
The question isn't why, but why not?" Damien Windsor tortures young women for kicks, so what has got him tied up about this victim? Who will die? The victim or the aggressor? Somewhat graphic so not for kids.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Fish Bowl
A semi autobiographical rant about stuff and things.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Casualties reviews
Things aren't what they seem... or are they, or do they get forced to become what you see them as? I don't friggin know, random poem that seeped out of my mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Watcher reviews
This is about my stalking ways and how I might feel... I guess.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
The other side reviews
This is a bit of a conspiracy theory about happy, sociable people who seem to view me as their personal black plague.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
You don't know me reviews
This is about people judging me, and one guy who judged me specifically. May he rot in hell.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
The Way Your Lips Taste reviews
The second I saw him the alarm system went off in my brain, the word 'danger' flashed in neon letters, but only in my subconscious. In reality, I just smiled. And he asked me for my number. I return reviews.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
My pretty mask reviews
A poem about keeping my distance.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Solitude reviews
A poem about how I feel about life.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete