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Joined 10-28-07, id: 587049, Profile Updated: 03-18-11
Author has written 5 stories for Romance.
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Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
To Feel the Sun by Aurette reviews
When the love of her life marries someone else, Gracie has to accept reality and move on. With devastatingly attractive lawyers and cute cellists who won't go away, love shows that if it's one thing, it's unpredictable. Winner of Best Het for SKoW Round 12!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,096 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
My International Slip Up by chewyy the moofin reviews
I really hate 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. Why? Because I only realize that the floor is wet AFTER I start to slide at a dangerous speed. This can't be good. R&R.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,152 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
The Candy Man by bananashana reviews
He'll give you cavities, headaches, and sugar rushes. You can't decide who gets to fix you. You can't help who you fall for.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
44 Caliber Love Letter by SarahxVanity reviews
I will punish you. I swear. I will hurt you. I promise. I don't break promises, I break bones. So start digging your grave, baby. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Dear Imagination by Loly Darko reviews
An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,986 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Salt and Sweat and Freshly Mowed Grass by CassandraRose526 reviews
As long as I'm here, you will never have to mow again." Samantha is a secret romantic who despises mowing. When a stranger offers to mow her lawn, she never suspects that her love story is about to be written. But not all love stories have happy endings.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
The Execution of the Heart by Alice B. Black reviews
Julia simply meant to give the General the slip and go back home, back to her normal life. But as she flees for her life she meets a curious stranger, a boy by the name Alec. The man is a cold blooded assassin, but is there more beneath the skin?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,215 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Like White Russians by That Girl You Love reviews
Hemingway once wrote, "We could feel alone when we were together, alone against the others. It has only happened to me like that once." Brody had made me feel alive like no one before. It had only happened to me like that once.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Route 66 by PoppySeeds reviews
COMPLETE! After losing her mother Keri is very protective of her feelings and pushes away anyone that attemps to get close to her-that is until she embarks on a once-in-a-lifetime road trip with her grandmother, brother, and his best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,361 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
The Hypochondriac by Miss Moo reviews
No matter how many times she tried to tell him that he was perfectly healthy he refused to be convinced. It was a good thing too; what do doctors know about anything, anyway? A light-hearted oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Girl for Hire by belle.nisce reviews
They're together - only for the press. But she doesn't fit in to his world - and he makes sure it stays that way. Everybody is against them - including themselves, so really, what's the best that can come out of what they have - which is nothing? CH12 UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,513 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007
Shadows of the World by emilydowns reviews
It starts with a dangerous dream of a boy with secretive green eyes. And when wealthy and naive Clio Pattinson becomes fascinated by those eyes, she accidentally discovers a dazzling secret that leads her beyond the realm of possibility.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,083 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Zachary by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
All Cynthia's logical detachment can't keep her from being drawn into Zachary's web of weirdness. T for language and disturbing images.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
All Things Considered by EruptingFender9 reviews
Not that I have any reason to be nervous,' I assured myself. 'Because Brandon’s just my friend and he’s just keeping me company while I’m stuck taking my little cousin trick-or-treating. I feel nothing toward Brandon whatsoever.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
My Undetected Canoodling by Analytical Calico reviews
The seemingly unrequited crush on your best friend, the perfect romantic cliche, and you know those always work out. However, when an evil older brother, mind games, and dirty little secrets are thrown into the mix, maybe this cliche isn't that perfect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,943 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/1/2005
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
It Starts with a Flicker by Lyssa O reviews
I catch him picking his nose and he smiles at me. Seriously, if I'm going to witness that, at least let it be a shorter stoplight. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Happytown by bunny slippers reviews
[fin] Desperate to get away from her overprotective parents for the summer, Siam takes a tutoring job on the outskirts of Happytown. Her student? An unhinged eight and a half year old boy who eats way too many cookies [Collab: BleedingAir and Hotkitty]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,560 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
Angst in My Pants by CHIIJOY reviews
Boy likes Girl. Boy can’t get Girl. Solution for Boy? Steal Girl’s pants. How to get them back for Girl? Right off Boy’s body. [Insert Boy’s victory dance here].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,795 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
You Say Stubborn Like It's A Bad Thing by Sally Can Wait reviews
Oneshot. When a trip to the movies goes wrong, and Leah, a stubborn, firey redhead is stuck alone with her arrogantly levelheaded friend Simon for four hours, what will happen? My Christmas brain fart. And first oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
snowman by Hotkitty reviews
four kids .and.w.e.w.a.n.t.e.d.t.o.b.u.i.l.d.a.s.n.o.w.m.a.n. An eye for an eye...and the whole world goes blind andtheysayabsolutelyeveryone deserves a second chance. b.e.c.a.u.s.e.t.h.e.sn.o.w.i.s.j.u.s.t.s.o.p.r.e.t.t.y...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Guide to FictionPress Popularity by sonicinmobius reviews
Are you real writers tired of stupid people getting attention? Read this guide and become that which you loathe!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2005
Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 6862 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
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Eleven reviews
I had never noticed him. Not until now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2009
Video Game Kid reviews
Frankie Steinberg is only intersted in one girl. Though, it seems Frankie never learned the rules of attracting a female, the first one being to never, ever, make the girl think you hate her, especially a girl named after video game royalty.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009
The Periodic Table of Elements reviews
Yesterday you found me cross-dressing. This morning you found me in your room. Now, I'm walking around the place you work, following you. Are you creeped out yet, Babe?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009
Variations On the Word Love reviews
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009
Baby, It's You reviews
I felt like an alcoholic at an AA meeting. I was in relapse. I hadn't had enough of him then, and I still wanted more of him now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009