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Joined 10-29-07, id: 587203, Profile Updated: 02-07-09
Author has written 4 stories for Historical, Romance, General, and Essay.

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This young girl is polite and well behaved (in public) but beneath her skin boils an angry beast, waiting for it's time to escape and blow it's lid on some poor, unsuspecting child... and no... I don't know what I'm talking about either.

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The Name Explanation.

When I was little I used to sit around a metre from the dart board, watching my brother play darts.
However, one time the dart bounce off the metal bits on the dart board and landed straight into my shoulder.
I can remember looking at the dart wedged into my left shoulder and thinking:
'Wow, they look freaky'.
Fun.
:D

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I, S Kelso, here by promise to never again to post a story if it is not already completed, or close to completed.
Therefore i shall never disappoint my lovely readers again.
My apologies


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Young Teacher by JennieMR reviews
Rebekah's stereotypical hot, young teacher is not so typical and neither is his family- a fact she learns the hard way. Suspense builds through plot twists and emotions will fly high.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 137,994 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 7/6/2007
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,011 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
They Call it a Cliché by angels and effects reviews
REMOVED. So he's my twin brother's best friend. The supposedly hot one who gets the girls while I hang out with the loud mouthed, all round idolized jocks of the school. Then he kisses me one night... wait, WHAT?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 4208 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Silence Chapter 1 by Simplybeyourself reviews
The haunting mystery of what happened that dark icy night.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,810 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Why City Boys Don't Wear Pink Mini Skirts by Deaths Requiem reviews
I’m cold. I’m cold and my boots are dirty. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet. I’m cold and my boots are dirty and my socks are wet and I’m going to start screaming and never stop." An unfortunate falling out with nature. MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 83,587 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Hiding in an Elevator by WhenItRains reviews
When Leslie decides to hide in an elevator to escape her boss, she learns very quickly that elevators aren't as fun as they were when she was a kid. So, being the kid at heart, she decides to make it fun. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Flowers for Frankie by alorattack reviews
Kevin has a problem: he's got a mob of underage girls fangirling all over him. To get them off his back, he announces he's gay... But this only creates a much bigger problem. A persistent one named FRANKIE. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Latkes on the Ceiling by Emma Lake reviews
Overbearing mother? Check. Annoying guy who protects you? Check. Other annoying guy your mom sets you up with? Check. Distant boyfriend who no one trusts? Check. Annoying little brother? Check. Latkes dripping from the ceiling? Che-wait, say what?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
Incestuous Fate by Julienne Desi reviews
A family sells off their eldest child to a rich family to get enough money to live. Years pass, and one day, their daughter meets her brother on the streets. Oblivious to the fact that they are siblings, they soon fall in love. Will the truth surface?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
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A New Beginning reviews
A nature view on the changing seasons in a local park. My first try at a deeper description. One Shot. R&R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
My Sexy Spider Fantasies reviews
I’m probably already a spider person...I’ll eat them alive or bite their necks and drain their blood, watching them die slowly. Wait no, that’s vampires. MxM Slash. Do not read, pobably will not be finished
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Beaten and Broken reviews
Maylock Kane witnessed his mother being murdered by his own father. When his father begins to beat him he does nothing, but when an 'accidental' stabbing occurres he is sent to a detention camp. Classed as crazy, can Maylock rebuild himself and avoid Jail
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008
Remembrance day reviews
a short oneshot story about an elderly woman on remembrance day.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete