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Joined 10-30-07, id: 587340, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 10 stories for Love, Life, and General.

I'm astoundingly shy so please just know that any review is truly appreciated but I probably wont respond.

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Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Making Him Believe by Tzotel431 reviews
MAJOR REWRITE When David needs a great favor, the use of Megan for a month pretending to be his girlfriend, he talks her into it. What happens when Megan really falls for him? Can she convince him it’s more than make believe? Or will she lose him forever?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,016 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2008
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Thoughtless by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Scarlet Eyes ::Old:: by LadyBookworm13 reviews
A normal, overweight bookworm is visited by a dark man, who just happens to be a Vampire Prince. Love. Lust. Blood. Everyday school trials. A bit of romance novel smut, but not too much. Gaze into...Scarlet Eyes. Deleted. To be reposted at later date.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Dance with the Devil by Rajiya reviews
Elizabeth only ever wanted to live normal life; however, nothing ever goes the way she wants. A point proven once again as a mysterious man comes to lay claim. “You’re my mate, and I’m here to claim you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,845 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Conversion by Cupid's Psyche reviews
PREVIEW ONLY. NOW IN PRINT! I never thought I'd be dating a vampire. I never even considered it. But good men are hard to come by and I'd had more than my fair share of duds. If his only drawback was a pair of sharp teeth, well, I'd take it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,161 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Sense of Elation by Rajiya reviews
Holy hell, was that an arm draped across my chest? I screamed and pushed the limb off of my body, scooting across the bed to get away. There was a man lying next to me, and I'll be damned if I had agreed to him being there.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,863 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
A Change of Blood by oreos reviews
A new minority, who may resemble vampires, is integrated at Penn Valley. People are still suspicious and prejudice, especially when students go missing. But Sophie is ready to support the new students, and maybe even fall in love with one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009
Sapphires and Emeralds by Quill-and-Blood reviews
A tale about a girl, a boy and their happily ever after. -Removed-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4085 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Disney Gave Me Unrealistic Expectations About Love by White Rabbit Tale reviews
Being a damsel in distress isn't nearly as glamorous as it seems...I should know, since my life is the equivalent of a really bad Disney movie. Except I don't have a Genie or a singing lobster to help me win my heart's desire, whatever that is.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,466 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Slim Pickings Lead to Drastic Propositions by Ishtani reviews
Tyler Kimbal always gets what he wants no matter who is in his way. Too bad what he wants is me. MM Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,801 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
He Means Lust by The Hellequin reviews
Infatuation.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Welcome to the Jungle by The Tipsy Dinosaur reviews
When a summer celebration goes wrong, 8 friends get stuck on an island. Will the binds of friendship, and for some, love, keep them from all going insane?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Time is running out by Cyberspace reviews
immersed in academia.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Love Triangle Literally by Cittywolf reviews
I'm cold. I'm impassive. Thats why hardly anyone would beleive that I'm a...YAOI FANGIRL! And my dream comes true when I find out that two most popular, soughtafter boys are gay. Now they want me to pretend to be their girlfriend? What! Please ReadReview!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Nothing Behind Those Eyes by Cyberspace reviews
A poem I wrote for English, heavily criticizing my generation's vices.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Almost There, Going Nowhere by Enkay reviews
Vincent is an albino kid with blue hair and a grudge against the world. Wolfe has no past, no present, and no future. Together they make something out of nothing, but what drives their relationship, really? And can they avoid their own self-destruction?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Constancy by Vira Fern reviews
Monica's a cheerleader. Damien's a social reject. When an English assignment gets two of the most opposite people together, only a story like that of Romeo and Juliet can follow. Told from both chracter's perspectives R&R PLEASE! Rated M for later chps
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,739 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Unspeakable by Cyberspace reviews
This is the story that no one knew about, the story that she refused to tell anyone while she lived...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Chasing Mussolini by it's only castles burning reviews
Tess never meant for any of this to happen, never asked for a rock star to fall in love with her, for fascist sheep to invade her yard or for her new friend Ian, to be so sexy and have so many rabidly jealous girls after him. But somehow, it did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,858 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/1/2004
By Chance by CGGates reviews
Maddie is pregnant, and doesn't want to be. Chance is in love - and doesn't want to be. A tragedy just might change that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Welcome Home! by Apathetic Photographer reviews
So this is the first story I started on my new laptop. The name says it all SLASHSLASHSLASH! YOU ARE WARNED!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Pixie Sticks by KillerLover reviews
slash Pixie's an emo, but a very cute one.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,947 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
Fate Foreseen by iamFRESH.TO.DEATH reviews
A oneshot that is part of a story I am writing about a girl who is living in colonial MA with prophetic dreams and a boy who practices witchcraft. Emmeline begins having recurring nightmares about the boy's future and it affects her life. Give it a try?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Vampire Academy by Colonel Mustard 8 reviews
Taro is selected to be part of a group of fifty Americans to go to an exclusive boarding school in Iceland. But he starts noticing strange things about Chronos Academy... and the students there. Will Taro make it to graduation day alive?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
suicidal act by writteninsideme reviews
poems about a girl committing suicide.i really didn't want to publish my poems, but a friend persuaded me to.so here's a shot of it.and oh, please do review. : both negative and positive comments are appreciated.thanks.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Take This to Your Grave by PersephonesNauticalNun reviews
What happens when you have everything you've ever wanted, but fall for someone completely different, anyway?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007
Walking on Sunshine by American Mouth reviews
Dedicated to SerialXLain, and her need for public bathroom secks [GRAPHIC]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Walls Apart by bangbangstartagain reviews
[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
The Girl in the Mirror by nmyph13 reviews
Bella, a ordinary high school juinor, recalls her unusual summer after her juinor year. Through her story, we find out more about the rock star heart throb Edward Alves, how she fell in love with him and who the girl in the mirror is.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Broken People Camp by CGGates reviews
The summer before her senior year, Charlotte is arrested for shoplifting and sent to a rehab retreat for troubled youth. She's in for a summer that changes... everything. [M for sexual content, alcohol, language & intense themes, of course.]
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,875 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
janitor to aisle 7 by multiples of six reviews
Could this happen in your grocery store? [CC appreciated.]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
The V word by Lulai reviews
IT IS FINISHED! Normal? That word barely fits into Kate's vocabulary. She thought her life was the epitome of weird, that is, until a handsome stranger comes into her shop and tells her that she hasn't fed enough... Chapter nineteen and epilogue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,964 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,455 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
Just This Moment by Peregrine Nahima reviews
“Paige, honey, guys are always saying stupid things. It’s when they talk too smooth that you run the other way. If they say something that they shouldn’t, then you know they’re real,” Monica said.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 1/9/2004
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Seniority
A sense of disillusionment, often found in the beginning of the senior year of high school.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 8/24/2009
Tortured
failed relationships, drowning in regret.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Other Half reviews
Short poem, written for the love of my life.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009
stitches
Longing and heartfelt, with a dash of naivety.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
True endings reviews
Lustful wishing and silly daydreams.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Cursed reviews
Desperate pleas of a disappointed youth.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
With Me reviews
One last selfishly painful want.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
the way home reviews
Wanting to be enough to bring them back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Highlighter reviews
Frighteningly youthful, self inflection of a neurotic young girl.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
My Nymphetamine reviews
Different thoughts spewed from a failing relationship.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete