Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.

Complete. Slash. Sequel to Don't Ask. In an interesting turn of events, Ryan has started having more than friendly feelings of his own towards his best friend, Miles. The problem? Ryan has a girlfriend, and doesn't know how to break it off with her...

"gay for pay," n; a straight actor who performs homosexual acts in pornographic movies for the sole purpose of incurring monetary gain. So, yeah, Ben never thought he would be doing it. Neither did Morgan. They're both straight, but they both need a little extra cash, and since porn is, like, the last resort, why not? It's just fucking. No feelings. [m/m; slash; gay]

It started with an unexpected kiss. Then, some unexpected sex. But it didn't stop after that. These are the moments that built my unexpected relationship with Cole Adams into something that was loving, and strong, and pretty damn sexy, if I do say so myself. These are the moments that mattered, even if we didn't mean them to. (Fluffy, Smutty, MxM love, Slice of Life)

Light and Shadow Book II. An alien war might be spilling into Earth and Alan's getting more inextricably involved, and meanwhile he's got a new relationship to try and figure out. mm slash.

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - A year ago, Gavin told Brecken Waters he loved him. Brecken laughed it off, but later he takes advantage of the situation. He's a completely sexy bastard who doesn't know what he's getting into. (Warning - smut, violence) Read and review please! - COMPLETE!

Two years after a leaked sex tape ruins his life, number theory enthusiast and former jazz prodigy Braden is living at home, getting stoned every night to PBS specials, and perceptually hurtling towards death at an increasingly alarming rate, but even the most eccentric introvert is bound to meet his soulmate eventually, even if he doesn't want to admit it. M/M.

YAOI/SLASH Shanza and Ikeda, two lost souls forced together through circumstance to discover what it means to love. Chosen as the Gods' representatives, danger and deceit lurks around every corner. Will the trials ahead unite them, or destroy them?

Two unusual people result in an equally unusual relationship. rated for language. m/m slash. Currently partially down for editing and/or publishing preparation.

M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Gavin North is in love with Brecken Waters. Too bad its unrequited. Or maybe he just needs some experience. Prequel to Power Trip. [WARNING: content such as rape, graphic sex, violence, crude language etc]

Light and Shadow Book I. A couple of jerkoff friends daring him to kiss a statue in a graveyard are the least of Alan's problems. Because now the statue is alive. And now there are two of them. And that's only the beginning. slash.

/slash/ Jeice Barton’s life was perfect. Popular. Athletic. Smart. Who would have thought one meeting with a male exotic dancer could change the entire course of his life? Contains strong homosexual content and scenes.

Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting

Falling in love always has its complications, especially if the object of your desires is your same gendered best friend. mxm yaoi slash homosexuality COMPLETED

Kurt is sleeping with Emil's lover, but Emil won't give Peregrine up. He has a unique solution for when one true love isn't enough. "All was fair in love and war and Emil was waging both." Threesome. Triple Slash.

Five years after Alex leaves New York, makes a new life at Harvard and sufficiantly 'moves on', Tyler's back and more ready than ever to make Alex his. Slash, Sequel

Tobias isn't your ordinary highschool English teacher. While his daytime hours are devoted to the horrors in his class, Tobias's night is dedicated to his other line of work. As popular Erotic author, Merrick Camui. Warning: Depicts MalexMale relationship

Slash/Yaoi. The story of a doctor and his unorthodox activities and love affair with his patient. On-going...

Slash m/m explicit content so reader beware. Ethan and Billy

Joni is seventeen, he's a model and he's gay. Joni is used getting attention and being admired. Usually it's the other gay men who approach him and he can simply choose whether he likes the attention or not, this however was not the case with Misha. Misha is the older, gay brother of Joni's best friend. He thinks Joni is a spoiled brat. Joni decides to prove he can seduce him.

-Slash- The rewrite is being posted on my LJ.

Josh feels perfectly entitled having some fun for once in his life. Until Kay shows up in New York and ruins everything. Slash.

Okay, his first relationship didn't work out. But so what? At least he finally admits he's gay. Now all Nicky has to do is find out if Jesse is. Obviously slash.

*Under Revision* Love is the most confusing thing in the world. You spend your whole life trying to figure out what it is and where to find it, but the realest love seems to come from the most unexpected places. M/M, M/F, scant incest

With his job and relationship on the line, Felix has his work cut out of him. Enter Max, his brother's pushy best friend and Felix can't figure out if he's a hindrance or his saviour. SLASH

Josh is a family-oriented class clown looking for friendship in a new city. What he finds isn't exactly what he had in mind—Justin, a tattooed ex-drug addict with enough baggage to weigh down an airplane. Slash, m/m

Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.

Gunnar wakes up in his dorm room on a Friday in April and notices three things in rapid succession. The most pressing is a text message that says "God, my ass hurts. I can't even sit down properly. Cheers to you. Coffee @ 1?" M/M slash.

Nigel loves his twin brother. Maybe a little too much. How will their relationship effect their futures and the futures of those they meet? 'yaoi, lemons, incest'

Rome France had a useless BA in philosophy. Jobless, penniless and alone, it seemed things couldn't get worse. Then, an old friend called...and invited him to join a rock band. With nothing to lose, Rome accepted. And that was just the beginning. Slash

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

Slash. There are things that are not supposed to happen, like being kissed by your brother. This opened Uri's eyes to the fact that his brother could evoke unwanted feelings in him. Now the confused teen fights this attraction. Will he succeed?

What do you want, Pretty-boy" it was more of a statement than anything. "I do have a name, you know." His smirk was absent, replaced by a small frown. I kinda liked that look. At least it didn't piss me off. "Your point being?" SLASH M/M

Jeremy just acknowledged to himself he was gay over summer break. So now he has to face the new jerk at school and the showers after gym class. M/M slash

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Finding out that the brother you hate is moving back into your life is tough. We know. INCEST/LEMON! COMPLETE!

YAOI, MxM, retreat if you do not like this type of story. You have been warned! Patrick can't believe the ad he's reading is from someone looking for him. What if the guy's crazy? Isn't this how horror movies start?

SLASH/MM Quarter-life crisis. Fun times, right? Add a gorgeous callboy I might be in love with, unwanted encounters with an ex, and things just might get interesting. Rated for strong sexual themes, mindless smut, and cursing. R&R Repost/redraft

In a time and place where it's an honor to be chosen as a love slave, Trent Barton feels anything but lucky as the intricate gold shackle is secured around his neck. The battle begins as the prince attempts to tame his defiant slave, but Trent appears

Brendan's failing Trig. His Coach insists he get a tutor or be benched for the rest of the season. So, why in the hell did it have to be Jason? Arrogant, over-achieving Jason Brayer. Rated for lang. and future slash, beware.

mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.

Powerful forces are moving, and Kastor is in the perfect position to get himself squashed. Rated T for the usual four-letter words and grevious bodily harm. Slash, of course; this is Kas we're talking about.

Kian is just a plain Asshole, and there is no other words to really describe him. Why am I the only lucky one that is stuck dealing with him 24 hours a day? SLASH. Rated for Sex Scenes & Abuse.

I blame the bubbles. It’s all the bubbles’ fault. The fact that everything is going weirder and weirder between Syl and I…not my fault. DAMN BUBBLES. SLASH SHONENAI MxM

Pete wasn’t looking for a new boyfriend. He wasn’t looking for anything, but suddenly he’s interwoven so deeply into the lives of Rick and his three small boys that he can never escape. Not that he wants to. Slash

Brian, the American bass singer in Quartetto, was a happily married man until he fell in love with Johann, the beautiful tenor from Austria. However, Johann has a tragic past, and Brian has a wife. Will they be able to live happily ever after? M/M slash! NOTE: Mostly deleted due to rampant plagiarism in this genre. Please see chapter 7.

Sam is sent to a prison where the guards are as bad as the prisoners and violence is accepted. SLASH

-Slash- Single father, office errand boy, and stripper: Siarl does it all. /NaNoWriMo '10/ [Moved to LJ]

Slash. He doesn't particularly like me, and I sure can't find much fondness for him either. But, we're stuck together from the moment our parents say, "I do." Cliche? Yes, please.

You have a perfect idea of the person you want to be with. Then, you meet the complete opposite. MXM SLASH

Between writing for the school paper, fighting with his girlfriend, and leading on the resident football team dumbass, Eric really doesn't have time to crush on the new hot English teacher. slash

SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.

Set in a Prep School, this story revolves around the integration of Demon Students into the Human Student population. This will set off a few problems however considering humans carry what Demons call Scent Triggers. COMPLETE m/m slash

Garnet 3Mpreg:Abandoned on a ship lost in space, for thirteen years Solas has been alone. Until fate sent him Devin. But when you can't understand each other, it's hard to make things work. Brought back to Earth, Solas finds they didn't want the same thin

Never look at the trombone players. It only encourages them. x Sequel-ish thing to The Band Geek’s Dictionary. Slash-y fun ensues; sometimes band-related and sometimes not, but always fun. :D

MM Original slash. William goes to China with his childhood friend and sometimes lover Oliver. Everything else just seems to roll on from there. Complete.

SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.

Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!

Slash, MxM, Noncon, Yaoi. Beaten and used most of his life, Chase doesn't have much to live for. Could the love of a brother teach him to live again? Or save him from his worst nightmare?

Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling

You know that story, with the guy who can have anyone, but only wants the one person who can't stand him? Hunter Andrews thinks that guy's an idiot. He loves that boys like Ely Gardner are so crazy about him. But, Ely's just another guy...right? SLASH.

Policeman Jeremiah was obsessed with the mysterious, pretty-boy Lawrence. Despite his exterior, cheerful facade, Jeremiah held a dark secret that prevented him from loving any normal person. A secret so dark, he could barely control it. slash, M/M, yaoi

Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash

REMOVED FOR PUBLISHING After Gabriel's dissapearance, Lucien, Kalin and Cade go in search of him. But Lucien is close to losing his mind because of his despair. Will Kalin and Cade be able to find Gabriel before it is too late?

Cole Danner had led a pretty normal life, trying to keep his ranch above the red, while he raised his daughter. But what happens when he finds a beaten boy in his barn, one that has no memory of who he is or where he came from?

Sequel to Prison Bitch, please read first. Five years later Aidan is still struggling with his feelings for Travis. Cant think of a realy great summary. lol, Just read prison bitch.

Spoilt rich brat Sacha has to learn a few lessons in life when he's sent to live with his Aunt in disgrace. Living in a desolate village sucks but there's always a silver lining right? This time the silver lining just happens to be called Ged. SLASH

Niven is a Puppeteer, a magician that is feared for his ability to control other creatures and humans. His live changes when he meets a strange creature in trouble. Attention: male slash, gay relationship

SLASH Jan'ke is a dark elf general whose soul is tainted with the death and destruction of war. Alix is a fae elf, cursed with innate blindness and with a dark secret. In a society that condemns love between males, can they find a way to be together?

yaoi slash gay After dealing with pigs blood, a boobless little sister, and a jock's evil scheme, Chael’s sure it can't get any worse... Right? Armin’s back, Christine's pissed, and a new guy wants Chael for himself. sequel to 'He Said. She Said. He said

SLASH. Chance was born under a lucky star but his luck has changed. Is his best friend's older brother, Edward, another part of his new curse or the lucky charm that he needs to get him through? Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE.

SLASH.Matt McQueen is the new kid at Delton,private school for the riches.On the first day he attracts the eyes of the school's hottest guy.Too bad he chose the densest kid in town.

Slash: Ariel has a million things to worry about and angsting, disturbed Nehemiah is not helping with any of them. He does, however, provide a most intriguing distraction.

A gay prince, an unintentionally sexy foreigner, and the meddling Wizard who just wants them to get laid. Everyone else is just along for the ride. A fairy-tale unlike any you've ever read. MxM, Slash, Yaoi, Possible Mpreg.

I sit before my wife's gravestone. Has it hit me yet that she is gone? No, but a crossdressing idiot has, knocking me to the ground. So instead of pushing him away like a normal person would. He's now acting like a house wife...a hot one...m/m slash!

Vex is your basic bad ass, smart mouthed, sweetheart....uh...yeah, sure.... Terry is your usual "muscles built like a tank", jock, athlete, study like you're failing kind of guy. Now what in the hell will happen when these two meet? M/M Slash

Lev is a young and promiscuous, spending much of his time seducing and flirting to forget. Damon is young and withdrawn, he works at a nightclub to pay for school and wants nothing to do with a certain patron beyond that. Or does he? SLASH MALE/MALE

Sequel to What a Coincidence. Jonas’s problem isn’t that he’s afraid to take his and Cody’s relationship further; he just doesn’t know how. Mitchell, however, can’t even tell what Taylor wants. And things just get harder when others get involved. Slash.

COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.

[Slash] I don't care how many math problems he missed in grade school because he could only count to eight on his fingers, because he's the hottest thing I've ever seen. He'd just better keep his disfigured hands off of my best friend.

m/m DubCon. Kyle finds himself falling for older/secretive Jack on the Bering Sea. Unfortunately, love doesn't come easily with shaky pasts, rules, violence, and Jack's estranged brother deciding that he has his own plans for Kyle. Not your typical story

Jared is happily married and straight. Eight years later,at his request,best friend Shane agrees to go back to his hometown for Christmas but the sight of Jared brings back feelings he tried so hard to repress.MATURE SLASH.See inside for details.

I looked up, and my stomach twisted. I had to repress the urge to vomit. You see, I had just crashed into the car of Brandon Lansing, the latest Hollywood Hottie. m/m SLASH COMPLETE.

WIP. MXM SLASH. MXF HET. WRITTEN FOR NANOWRIMO 2008.//Summer and Autumn are inseparable. When Autumn loses his memory, Summer helps him get it back… in some interesting ways.

Felix was born with a curse that at every full moon, he would grow cat ears and a tail. True love breaks the curse. Luke, a high school freshman, seems to have fallen for Felix at first sight. But to Felix, there is no such thing as true love...YAOI/SHOTA

gay, mxm. yaoi, ect Alex Arrington, a big-shot realtor in Los Angeles, was raised in a poor, remote town in Oregon. An upcoming family reunion forces him to confront his first best friend, first love, and his first heartbreak.

When a boy moves with his mom from his home in the crowded city to a small town in the middle of nowhere Texas, what will he find? Who knows. Maybe a love that he thought could never happen, and probably shouldn't be. But love is, well.. strange. mm slash

sequel to sbppoas. slash, twincest. how do you move forward in a relationship if you have to keep looking back all the time?

Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.

Fin. Aiden is in a tough situation: he's madly in love with his best friend. But things only get worse when he's forced to work with an obnoxious bully. But even a guy like Aiden can find love. Well, that is, if his bad luck stays out of the way first...

slash Nate may be Mr. Popular of Bethlehem, Kansas, but he’s not entirely sure that’s saying much, since no one quite knows where Bethlehem is. He wants to use Jesse Jones for his connections. Or, he thinks so. So why did the CIA get caught up in it all?

-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.

A thick, self conscious, teen gets a tattoo ... by a mad hot tattoo artist... said boy falls for tattoo artist. SLASH! YAOI! Gayness! Spin-off of Tattoo Magic! Complete.

(YAOI, mXm - and all that. Back off, homophobes! You've been warned) What would you do if your best friend went to see a psychic, and she told him he was once a sorcerer? And that in his past life he'd used a binding spell on you? Eric finds out!

MAGE MASTERS ARC: Attendant Abel has never found it a duty to serve, protect and adore the Crown Prince. If only it were simple to be together in this world of magic, political dissent and potential war. WARNINGS: HOMOSEXUALITY

/Removed/

Part Three in the series of short stories. Ethan is back in Lakeview, and Jack promised to visit soon, but an old friend might make sure that happens sooner rather than later.

formerly Identity Aleksei is cold and uncaring. He wants nothing to do with his future mate Daire. But when other men start targeting him, unable to control their lust, he knows he must stake his claim or risk losing Daire forever. Slash. Mpreg.

The suitable lover, the unsuitable lover: the unsuitable lover to reject or hurt the heroine or simply fail to satisfy. Then there's the suitable lover, who's everything the unsuitable one is not. Skip's the unsuitable one. He thinks. Slash, if you care.

jma and Esquirella collaborate again! MxM, yaoi, slash, shounen ai homophobes beware! Parisa finds himself on the run from Turean's rage. He knows he needs to get away, but where, and who will he turn to? Spin off!

MM Original slash. In the summer of 1852, Noah Murcutt leaves his ship for the city of London. Whilst making a living on the dark side of society, he struggles to make sense of love and loss. Complete.

Once upon a time, he was the end. [slash]

MxM. Aiken, pro surfer and God of the beach, and has his sights on Eaven. Eaven is a ‘pretty boy’ who’d skin you alive if he heard you say so. "Would you give me a few kisses if they were all I asked of you?" But, of course, love is never so simple.

If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.

slash, twincest. the sad bit? my twin doesn't love me the way i love him. yeah, i'm pretty much screwed from here.

A debt with the Mafia, not to mention a gorgeous hunk, is going to make Jordan's life a little more exciting. Original MM Slash.

SLASH. Corbyn and Jesse hate eachother. When they learn of their parents' relationship, they fear becoming step-brothers. The two have to forget their differences long enough to work together in separating their parents. How? By pretending to be in love.

Their feelings for each other have never been given the chance to ripen.Years later, they have to face their past, their here and now, and, more than anything else-to liberate their future from the dream, once shattered. M/M, adult content.

*2011 SKOW nominee* Nygell, a Lord of the Northern Isles, is given the gift of a young Grecian slave by the King. Nygell wants no such responsibility. Slash.

SLASH. Daniel, 16, met his escape, a leatherclad 22 year old named Lance, by a liquor store. This is his story of their struggle to stay together despite age and gender. Alcohol abuse, some drug use, graphic underage dash of age romance.R&R please

Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...

Your college years are supposed to be the best years of your life, but Adam Lee finds that hard to believe because that's what they said about high school as well, and well, that turned out terribly. Love? Bah humbug. [SlashMM]

Landon was shy, a workaholic, and quite the klutz. Cole an out going, playful, but gentle man. What happens when these two meet just hours before their own blind date? Can Cole get this adorable workaholic to slow down? SLASH

Gabriel has shut himself off by the time he transfers from London. He's given up on the world when he runs into Dimitri, who, with his own chequered past, shows Gabe it's not all about pain. M/M, F/F

Complete -- Jakil LeMae arrives at Alyrrawood University, the prestigious school for mages, werecreatures, vampires and faeries. Homoerotic fantasy.

Naomi Trystan Waitts is quite comfortable in his closet, thank you very much. A drunken kiss turns his life upside down. Involves pretty boys in frilly dresses and humorous public humiliation. [mxm]

Slash. After taking in his 3-year-old niece, Matthew Gilbert's social life has been less than exciting. Then he befriends Caleb, an easygoing firefighter who's perpetually avoiding his girlfriend, and things get considerably more interesting for him.

Sequel to "Ethan's Key" Written for Y!Gallery upon request -M/M SLASH, SHOTA- Ethan returns to Evansville after a year to find Jack. COMPLETE. Part III to follow soon.

The whole gay cowboy thing is so cliché. But this isn’t your typical gay cowboy. slash, mm OMG UPDATED never thought you'd see the day, huh?

slashBL R rape,etc Ivan is a straight, rebellious junior. Raine is a brokenhearted,smart and outed gay. When Ivan has no choice but to let Raine tutor him...he finds out things about the other that only makes their relationship a much more heated one.

Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]

Chase is your average gay boy with very homophobic parents. Damien is your local playboy that swings both ways. Both are the dominate. After a party Damien decides that he wants to make Chase's his. But Chase has different ideas about that. Slash M/M

Ian is an outcast in the high school hierarchy. Consistently beaten and humiliated, he is on the verge of a mental breakdown, when a lifechanging event brings him a saving grace in the form of one of his greatest tormenters. [Slash, MM]

[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]

[Co-written with SerialXLain - MM Slash] Chase has a bad home life and school life. When Corbin comes along things start to look up. But avoiding the bad things doesn't make them go away.

Rayne is excellent at being himself. He deals expertly with the bruises and the blows, and the lies are natural to his tongue. He can look after himself. Until Aedan Winter decides he would make a far better job of it… SLASH BoyxBoy Shonen—ai Yaoi

Josh Hardgrove is the new school leader, and he's pretty happy with this new status. To keep it, he needs to pick someone to harass every day in school. Enter Paris Benton, the eyelinerwearing music prodigy who Josh has always secretly resented. SLASH.

After his twin sister Ava ran away right before her marriage to Ivane Cervantes, the next leader of the Mafia, Adrian is forced by his family to dress up like a girl and become his bride. How much worse could it get? Slash, yaoi, MM

[Slash ask before putting on c2] Uh oh! When Modest's father dies, he suddenly finds himself involved in the Russian mob, but to make matters worse he happens to be in love with the Don's son, Nikolai.

MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.

Slash m/m Ciaran is the shy new kid in school. Adam is the outspoken overly friendly guy who decides to befriend Ciaran. Will Ciaran allow Adam into his heart or has he suffered to much to feel the love from the other boy? *Abuse*

Yes, Nicky's fathers are gay. That doesn't mean he is, and he's determined to make sure everyone knows it... until he meets Dave.

A corporate Yankee moves down South and meets a charmingly offbeat boy who shows him just how refreshing a simple life can be. But the scenery ain't enough to smooth things over when the boy's beloved farm is the spot for a shiny new factory. -M/M slash-

MalexMale slash Romance in 1800s England. Fluff & a Happy Ending. Nicholas and Jack are sick of London and move to a quieter life in the country they don't get quiet in the end, but something alot better.