Kaelyn
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Joined 04-14-01, id: 58777, Profile Updated: 02-26-09
Author has written 8 stories for General, Sci-Fi, Young Adult, Supernatural, Life, and Family.

I am ashamed at just how old this thing was. So here I go updating.

Name: Anything that starts with a K at this point I will answer to, but most commonly: Kaelyn, Kotori, Kenny or (gasp) my real name, Kendall
Age:
24...God I'm getting old.
Place of Residence: Southern California. Wanting to move back east again. Like, seriously.
Gender: Female
Eye color: gray with dark blue rings around the outside. No, seriously. They're awesome.
Hair color: Changes constantly. Currently my natural color, a kind of honey-brown. Shoulder length.
Height: 5'3" (read: shorty)
Occupation: Writer, artist. Weight-loss consultant at a certain high profile company that uses little known celebs to market their products (psst - they actually taste good too! Amazing)
Current obsession: Right now? The band No More Kings. Any band that has a shout out to zombies in one of their songs is good by me. Check them out, you won't regret it.
Interests: This is boring. So I'm not going to bother.

Currently working on: My NaNo story, The Misadventures of a Necromancer. Also, Shadows of Life (SoL or, as I refer to it: Shit outta Luck) though this has majorly been put on the back burner, random poems, etc...that is, if I'm currently writing anything at all.

Update 02/26/09: For anyone who cares - Yes, I do plan on updating Misadventures...the reason I haven't yet is because I want to edit it a little first; there are a lot of things in the first few stories that clash horribly with things in the later stories. I also want to actually finish the thing so that I won't stop updating it halfway through and leave you guys hanging. Don't worry, I'm actually pretty close to being done. Just one and a half stories left, fully planned out, and an epilogue (There's also a sequel in the works, thanks to a certain room-mate and her plot bunnies >_>;) So for anyone who's read this story, hang in there. It will be updated soon, with the revised first story and then the subsequent ones.

Bits and pieces (stuff from my mind and others):

I’m rubber and you’re glue, so your flames shall bounce off me and smell like shit when they stick to you. -yours truly

“That’s not funny.”
“It’d get funnier if we kept on doing it.” – 10th Kingdom

Well, death is inevitable anyway, so dying for the right cause is…
Just as final
Stupid gryphon.
-The Black Gryphon, Mercedes Lackey

Father: It's a girl! Wait, it's a girl!? Damn it! I just ordered 200 'it's a boy' cigars. I demand a refund.
Mother: On the cigars or the baby? (mine. No steal)

Jim started counting off on fingers. “Okay, so there’s gay, straight, bi, tri--”
“Tri?” Aaron asked skeptically, “What, you do men, women, and sheep?”
A goofy grin. “Maybe. Those people are willing to try anything, hence the name. Now don’t interrupt.” Jim continued counting off. “And there’s the metrosexual, the heteroflexible, the homoflexible, and of course, that ever present mystery, the asexual. They’re freaks. Or crazy. Maybe both.”
Aaron goggled. “Er. And which category are you?” he asked tentatively.
The man tapped one finger against his lips, rolling his eyes heavenward thoughtfully. “Oh, I’d say homoflexible, really. Predominantly gay, but some women are just too hot to say no to, ya know?”
The boy was looking faintly ill. “Not really. I think I’m in the last category.”
“Freaky.”
“Inherently, apparently.”
-mine(this conversation may appear one day in a story, but for now the characters have been assigned random names)

Yeah, that's it for now. Go read my stories. They are much more interesting. Or go to my fictionpress profile for original stories. Review to get me off my butt and writing again!

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Once In a Blue Moon by The Rejection reviews
His brother's wedding is just the beginning of Connor's worries. Pretty soon his relatives are missing he's moved in with a boy he just met. Then he receives three tapes from his dead parents, and life gets a bit more complicated - and supernatural.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,917 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/26/2006
underground by slip reviews
[slash] A man, his idol, and a whole hell of a lot of drama.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Complete
Until You Loved Me by his terrible beauty reviews
COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,375 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Verbatim by NeonX reviews
For Camden Kelly, it all started with a gun in a prep school washroom. No, with the girl of his dreams on a yellow school bus. And it ended with everything. Mature themes, violence, language, sexism, some sex, some love. //Removed//
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
Waltzing In The Kitchen by Sundown reviews
“Congratulations on finally waking up. You sleep like a onesided kamasutra position. The girl half. Legs everywhere.” A tiny room with a locked door, a matchbox, a cell. Two toilet cubicles worth, I thought. Some m/m content
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 10/4/2007
Dial Tone by Comodin reviews
SLASH / The other kind of band slash. One number carved into an Old Navy bathroom stall, one miserable summer at band camp, and two boys to string it all together. Mix and allow mayhem to ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,808 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
Manhattan Love Story by Panuru reviews
Now complete Anthony and Ben struggle to maintain a relationship as it is battered with harrassment, depression, and hate. Anthony, who has lived a life sheltered by religion, has to teach himself what and who to believe in.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 168,725 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2001 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
More Than You'd Think by sitaloire reviews
Joshua Courtland is gay. Kay Marks is gorgeous. How can they possibly help sleeping together? First in trilogy, slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
this boy will have holes in his pockets by beautiful. only tempermental reviews
i will read my poetry to this boy and then tell him i didn’t write it. this boy won’t believe me. this boy will let me write poems on his arm. this boy’s body will be my notebook.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Dark Illustrations: Sketches in Blood by Xandra reviews
(Shounen ai/POV) When a college student named Mischa, a boy with the power to see auras, is forced into the company of Adrian, a stoic youth with the power to manipulate the very fabric of fate, it spells trouble for everyone, but someone in particular...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 493,871 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2003
We're Not Listening by drippingdreams reviews
This is for anyone who is annoyed with the narrow, angsty contents of suburban teen poetry. You know... poems that rhyme lie, cry, and die. This is for you. [Slam Poem]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Persuasion by the blind visionary reviews
A stubborn drug dealer and a persuasive, incredibly goodlooking narcotics agent. Bad crazyness, or true love? [yes, it's slash.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Complete
Wonderland by Rayona reviews
CHAPTER 75 UP She followed the White Rabbit to a city comparable to Hell. Her mission as an assassin is to do away with an evil dictator, but it's proving to be a harder task than expected.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 272,773 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/8/2002
The Cherry Blossom Tree by Electric Romance reviews
Sometimes it’s better to just hide things. (m/m, Dark themes and slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,132 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
The Minstrel Boy by Cinaed Born Of Fire reviews
It's been six long, torturous years since Zamiral of Reban was captured during the war and forced to become a minstrel of the king of Sladis. Now, however, Fate begins to show her hands. *Shounen ai*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,754 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/2/2002
The Exorcist's Closet by Kaeru Shisho reviews
Ghost, zombies, vampires, and drag queens? In the twisted world of Portland Oregon, there's more Gourmet Exorcist Action underway as X-Granny continues! New Ch. 19 cntinues what # 17 started! By Rat of 'Frog and Rat'. R&R please!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,433 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 7/22/2002
Vogue by kaika switched reviews
She wanted to be beautiful. But outer conflicts arise with friends and family, and inner conflicts with her love life and her eating disorder. There's bound to be one person out there who's on her side.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,186 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Memphis by NeonX reviews
It makes you feel stronger than you are. Its just business, you tell yourself, that's all that really concerns you now. But then its that same business that slows you up as you realized what it is you really need. What he really needs.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
Flawless by i-nv-u50 reviews
SLASH! PART 1 COMPLETE! And Extra AN! All is fine for Skylar at Brenthurst Academy. He's popular, cool, and has lots of girls falling at his feet. Everything seems to be going great... until his new roommate arrives and turns his world upside down.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 138,856 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 6/4/2003
Bruise by That Firefly Chick reviews
Five different guys from five different ends of society. One punk, one preppy, one badass, one stoner, one Catholic boy. What happens when you set them in a high school setting where violence seems to be the top priority? This. (strong yaoi, swearing)
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2004
The Last Rose of Summer by Kaeru Shisho reviews
LAST CHAPTER RE-EDITED! NEW SECTION INSERTED! FIND bix and yuki IN CH 9! The Alliance is willing to sacrifice the last of the light demons to destroy their enemies. Finished, with chapter Nine. Hooray! A finished story!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
Observing Amber by Aurenne reviews
Shounen ai. Possessed of a minor magical gift, Kei is no powerful sorcerer. But his chance encounter with a young and uncontrolled empath thrusts him from his comfortable existance and into dangerous magic.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
What Words Can't Say by Rae1 reviews
Meet Parley. He refuses to speak. Watch out for his sister, she may set you on fire. And you may not want to stand real close: he tends to draw the wrong kind of attention, and you don't want to be associated.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
Hives by Anakerie reviews
Now adults, Kit and Ryan Waters' worlds are about to collide violently. Patrick drifts further into madness, a charismatic activist tries to lead the Tervs and Hivers to war, and the lives to two children hang in the balance. SLASH!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,396 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003
Mo Shuil Ad Dheidh by Silvertine reviews
Enter Max Mackay, your fairly typical Scottish adolescent, who also happens to be a student in the Royal Glasgow School of Piping; and is trying to come to terms with his sexuality. Meet his friends, foes, and the many problems that emerge in his life...
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003
The Angel of Caffeine by Da Fly reviews
Boy Love. The budding romance between 'happy bouncey fun' Ashley and 'kinda sorta angsty yeah' Lionel. Humor and romance... but mostly humor and sugary sweet moments.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,932 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 4/27/2002
Opsminus by Satsukib-612 reviews
Two forces are readyings their troops for the battle that must occur if the world is to be saved.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 12/3/2002
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The Misadventures of a Necromancer reviews
NaNoWriMo! See Charon Jr. Charon Jr. raises the dead. Among other things. Watch Charon Jr. save a raver, antagonize a vampire doctor, fight with his father, fight with his doll-making genius, and solve mysteries in his spare time. Go Char, go! M/M and M/F
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008
Scrawled
Yesterday you had wings, what happened?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,185 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Upon the Death of a Familial Figure
Grandfather’s dying but you stand in a corner cramped between two heart machines and the one on the left is broken.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Shadows of Life reviews
The shade’s a dangerous place to live your life, but being dragged kicking and screaming from it can sure as hell be painful. See inside for warnings.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,252 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005
Perceptions reviews
College and ghosts and bad guys oh my! Not to mention twins, a mystery, shounen-ai, friends from the past, horny ghosts, and one confused (but not crazy, damn it! ) boy with the ability to see spirits but the inability to keep them out of his body.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2003
Changelings reviews
*shounen-ai* Ange and Neko are like day and night. Ange takes her life seriously; Neko takes his with a grain of salt and a shot of tequila. All they have in common is that they are both Changelings, and are now partners. ~Ch. 7 up~
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002
Inquiries into Insanity reviews
They tell him he's a hero; She likes to pretend; He just wants to stick to the list; She can't find the right shade of gray. All of them view life uniquely, all of them have a story. *short story collection*finished*
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/11/2003
Letters Unsent from a Desk in New Hampshire reviews
I think the title explains it fairly well
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2002