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Joined 11-04-07, id: 587842, Profile Updated: 07-23-10
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

I'm Ryn and I don't update regularly during the school year - I'm sorry. It's not that I get busy or anything, I just loose interest and by the summer it comes back. I'm a fickle person. I've been on and off FictionPress since I was 9. I've gone by a lot of different names, but I won't tell you them in case you remember them and have read some of my past crap. I have a tendency to post stories and then come back a few months later and take them down since I'm disgusted by how crappy they.

I used to write really unrealistic stories that would never happen in real life (see McSlut and How to Seduce a Woman in 11 Simple Steps). I've matured a bit from that and am focusing more on creating characters that you'd actually see in the real world. I'm working on a couple stories that I may or not post up here. I'll continue to post one shots from time to time. If you have to read any of my stories I'd say read Not a Chance in Hell or The Weed, they are definitely my favorites. The Weed is pretty short and all but one of the reviews say I should post a companion story or something for it. I'm toying with the idea, so you may see that as well, but probably not for a while.

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Dear, Jason by Minor Masterpiece reviews
WINNER of SKoW's fourth writing prompt: Sacrafice. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Picture Perfect by candii-apple reviews
How to win over the girl of your dreams: have her catch you wearing nothing but a pair of hot pink, Disney Princess patterned boxers, attempting to photocopy your ass. Humilating? You have no idea. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Disneyland Is Not Responsible by big.break.and.laryngitis reviews
... For Any Lost Or Stolen Boyfriends. Freak-of-Spade's March challenge. Patrick and Owen get lost in Disneyland. This could either be the most romantic night of their lives... or it could be a complete disaster. MxM slash, one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7163 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Son of Walmart by Myrika reviews
Armageddon commences at 4:37 PM. Only Mary Lou, a diner waitress, can stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
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Not A Chance in Hell reviews
Will you be my wife?" "Not a chance in hell." The answer was the same every time. "This is the last time," she insisted. He laughed inwardly. She really believed it when she said it. How could she be so naive? FOR POPPING THAT QUESTION CONTEST.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
How to Seduce a Woman in 11 Simple Steps reviews
-ON INDEFINITE HIATUS- Charlie Isabella Taylor meet Ashton James Lucas, every girl's dream. Ashton James Lucas meet Charlie Isabella Taylor, the one girl that didn't want you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
McSlut reviews
What do an intimate student-teacher relationship, a lusting, shy punk girl, a vengeful best friend, an ex-prom queen trying and failing to live vicariously through her daughter, and a lonely boy trying to find love have in common? Each other!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,920 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Complete
Watching Titanic reviews
ONE-SHOT. "Where to, miss?" “To the stars,” I mutter before Rose has the chance. He is looking at me; he thinks I’m crazy, I know it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas Married reviews
ONE-SHOT "...can I get you another one?” he asks. I roll my eyes, “fine, one drink. But nothing will happen.” “Of course,” he says, grinning, “I’m Charles, by the way.” “Tara.”' and that's how I woke up married.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
The Weed reviews
ONE-SHOT. I was ugly, he was rude. In our Utopia, we were misfits. And we were stuck with each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete