Babblatrice of Tracasserie
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Joined 11-04-07, id: 587885, Profile Updated: 08-07-08
Author has written 19 stories for Humor, General, Horror, and Haiku.

Hi there! Randomness is my middle name, (well, it isn't really... but it would be cool if it was) try reading my poems and see if you still have the same opinion about me being random. These poems will never stop, mostly because of the random stuff that comes into my head every... single... day... randomness, is awesome... anyway, here are some things that I like!

- Platypi (platypus)

- Cheetahs

- Foxes

- Randomness

- Doing nothing

- Having staring contests with my dogs

- Staring at the wall (now, that's very fun)

- Staring at erasers

Now, here are some things that I ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY... hate...

- Cat poo & dog poo

- Losing in a staring contest with my dogs

- Candles

- Homework


Story & Poem News

Edited: 8/7/08 Big important news: I haven't been on in a while, but I am slowly starting to inch back to fictionpress. I have just caught up with Caged Flames, the newest chapter, Chapter 4: Visions and Nightmares is now posted.

Edited: ?/?/? Random News: I changed my name from "Queen Twilight" to "Babblatrice of Tracasserie", so if you're wondering who I am, I'm Queen Twilight, so don't be confused!

Edited: 8/7/08 Stories:

~Caged Flames Chapter 4: Visions and Nightmares Completed 4th chapter! Please R&R!

Edited: 8/4/08 Poems: The newest thing that I have written is a 3 stanza poem called "Pie" please R&R!

Please R&R on my poems :D I have more coming onto Fictionpress soon. So whenever I post new poems/stories, I'll always mention it here. So be on the lookout!

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What...the...??? by The Shady Crew reviews
A series of bizarre happenings that make no logical sense is beginning to occur...wooly mammoths with English accents and steamrollers materializing out of thin air...can it be some sort of spatial phenomenon? Sounds like another SamuraiPlatypus story to
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002
Cow by Mystery Squeezit reviews
A poem about an evil cow
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2000
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Caged Flames reviews
Abandoned. Mistaken for something, then turned into it. Helped in winning a revolt. And died in sadness. This is the story of Eilleynn. Just Eilleynn. Please R&R!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
Pie reviews
Here's a short random poem about pie :D
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Winter reviews
This is a haiku about Winter.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008
Kate the Squid reviews
Another limerick about a squid named Kate.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
O' To Be a Ham reviews
A limerick about a pig named Hector.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Ode to Cows reviews
Here's an ode that I wrote to cows, yay for cows!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Wall reviews
Here's a poem about a wall. I was inspired by the wall, yay!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Horrible Love Poem reviews
Hehe, this is a really horrible love poem that my friend Leaves of Labefaction and I came up with randomly... have fun reading!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
The Beach reviews
Creatures from the water, creatures from the deep, creatures that attack beach goers without any mercy at all.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Cheese reviews
Random stuff about cheese... no idea
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Invisible Monkeys reviews
This poem is about monkeys that are invisible, watch out, they're behind you now...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Never Eat a Monkey reviews
You know what? Monkeys with bags on their heads, are dangerous... They usually have rabies, just a heads up!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Platypus in the Sky reviews
Platypi in the sky!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Trails reviews
Snail trails, deer trails, slug trails... randomness, I wanted to make a slightly confusing and pointless poem with snails in it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Warmness reviews
Hehee, here's a poem about things that keep you warm like those mittens and scarves of evilness.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Flying Piggies reviews
Here's a poem about flying piggies that I made up, yay for the flying piggies!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
llamas are llamaish reviews
Here's a random non rhyming poem that I came up with, on the spot...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007
Cows Are Cool reviews
Cows are awesomely cool! This is a little poem that doesn't rhyme, that came into my head at a random point in the day...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Flying Things reviews
Here's an awesome RHYMING poem I came up with! Yay!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete