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Author has written 7 stories for Humor, Love, General, and General.

Third Person Is Awesome:

Asia is the slightly insane, insecure, judgmental, morbid, sarcastic, worrisome, unrealistic, phobic, controlling, obsessive, over dramatic, and sometimes rude insomniac. She has a life that she is intent on making seem like a soap-opera with secrets so dark, they are almost invisible. Asia spends most of her time watching old movies, daydreaming, reading, and compulsively wondering what to do with her life. She considers herself to be a "rambler." By this, she means someone who rambles on with a large vocabulary and incredibly strange personality. She gives everyone code names so they can be referred to in secret. Code names may also be used when the name of another is not known or if the person looks more like another name instead of their own (e.g., Lucas instead of Brian.) Contrary to everyone's predispositions, she is actually very nice.

One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what is promised. Betrayal, though... Betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope.
Gay guys are marvelous!
Black hair and green eyes are the best.
People with black hair are called "raven-haired" or eumelanins.
I talk to myself all the time.
I love saying pheomelanin and double snapping people, even though I can't snap... or whistle.
I watch Spanish soap operas, although I can barely speak the language.
The United States has never lost a war in which it used mules.
My favorite words are lethologica, rather, sure, and lupine.
Green Tea and proper grammar make the world go 'round.
Leggings are certainly not pants and should never be worn as such.
Double negatives make me cry.

Musicals are afrotastic. The best are: Grease, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Were the World Mine, and Hairspray (2007).

Insomnia is annoying, but sleep is for the weak.

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Don't Call Me Punk by kbroshear reviews
A novel about teen adolesence and the desire of finding an identity told through the eyes of seventeen year old Harlow Lancaster, and her tumulous love affair with Paul Harvey, and how Punk was just the beginning of it all. Post-Punk.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 79,027 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 10/22/2008
The Suicide Years by Graver7 reviews
A boy experiences corruption and social decay on a downward spiral into madness during his first years of high school. Finished this years ago, but still have some rewrites and editing to do, just thought I'd get some feedback. Thanks for reading.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 1/11/2009
Broken, But Still Alive by Mz.Tae reviews
Kyo watched his mothers murder. When he finds himself at St. Andrews boarding school he tries to move on, but when the yellow eyed man shows up, he will find out more about the past his mother never wanted him to know. Slash. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
I'm Not a Creep, Just a Weirdo by Mandatory Volunteer reviews
Eccentric was the word used by the school counselor, but I know they all think I'm crazy. I'm not crazy; I know perfectly well that what I'm doing isn't normal behavior for an eighteen year old girl. But what else can I do with my time?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
Heroin Heretics by Creepy McSteezerson
Only first chapter is finished. Story will be completed within the next few weeks, this is just a taste. It is a story concerning homeless junkies in the lower east side of manhattan and the adventures therein. Based on a true story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009
Vows: A Novel by C.A. Kirkpatrick reviews
Since my other one wasn't in chapters, i deleted it and put this one up. its the same thing. just split up like it should be. i think it will help me write more too. It's a dark romance, where people have to break away from past bonds and make choices.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008
The Unhappiness Factor by lesseninglessons reviews
A darkly satirical look at a future society where unhappiness is a crime. Co-written by Alex Moore and Erik Olsen. Complete
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 115,277 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Fire at Will by SticksBallsSkirts reviews
How far will the war between the preps and the emos at demolition high go on? Sometimes it takes a tradgety to open someone's eyes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
How NOT To Write a Story by Iced Tea Junkie reviews
A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Diary of a Mad Redhead by trippiekittie reviews
If life is so fleeting, it needs to hurry up and fleet already. My family is insane, the man of my dreams must think i'm a mentally challenged goldfish, and it's difficult enough to be a sooper ninjaspy without being in the middle of a vicious prankwar.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007
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A Twisted Mask of Rage reviews
A girl meets guy and falls madly in love with him, but slowly realizes he is abusive and possibly murderous. Her only option is to join him in his homicidal insanity, until she breaks away, still carrying the guilt.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
Masilonyane Carmichael's life is crazy. Her father is dead. Her mother is an alchohlic party girl. Even worse, have you heard her name? Everyone just calls her Massy. So follow Massy and her friends through their lives. It's absolute hysterical chaos.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Dandelion Season reviews
Brenan Carlyle has just witnessed her best friend, Natasha Smirnoff, being murdered. As the police question a traumatized Brenan, Natasha's killer is on the loose. After he has kidnapped other girls, Brenan decides she has to find him before it's too late
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
My Artificial Lover
Do you have a lover? Is he fake? Does he not care? Is he letting you slip through the cracks and not even acknowledging it? Well, then he's artificial.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Gray Midnight reviews
Whatever happened to MarySue? Was she abducted? Murdered? Did she commit sucide with a razor blade? Or did she...get electrocuted?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Sunflower reviews
How do you tell someone you're leaving them when they're in the middle of fighting in the Korean war? Marilyn found out braking up is hard to do.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Velvet Rug reviews
He left you. He betrayed you. He's got you feeling melancholy. But you're worth much more than he thinks. He lost everything when he gave you away.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete