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Joined 11-05-07, id: 587995, Profile Updated: 03-01-15

Hey this Jazz and welcome to my profile. I'm gonna keep this simple and vague cause nobody wants a stalker...

Name: Jazz

Gender: Female

DOB: Jan. 13

Age: ??

Location: USA

Likes: Humor, romance, mellow pets, violence, romantic comedy action movies, sarcastic/ odd phrases, Superman, DC/Marvel comic heroes

Loves: Music, books, anime, happy endings, green, juice, sleeping, BATMAN, nachos

Dislikes: Hyper animals, homework, soggy chips, dirt, bad grammar, killing off good characters, changing ships in the middle of a story

Hates: Unnecessary cussing, Mary Sue/Gary Stu, stories put in humor that aren’t funny, unnecessary drama, incest, unhappy endings

Personality: I am an extremely lazy sarcastic procrastinator

Hobbies: Reading, watching movies, getting lost in thought...

So that's me in a nutshell. I'll get around to posting my fic (eventually) and I plan to update this occasionally.

Happy Whatever Holidays You Celebrate Around This Time

Hope you all enjoy your various holidays.

RIP Michael Jackson and Leonard Nimoy, you were awesome people and will be missed

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Waterfall by Kristina Suko reviews
Jonas Avery's life of crime had finally caught up to him. Right before the noose broke his neck, a woman stepped in, saved his life, and gave him the chance for a new life as her husband. But she had a secret, and she was hiding it close. Short/Complete
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
What a Lovely Scarf, Seth by Pretty Rad reviews
Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Dusky Gray by stranger with your doorkey reviews
“I was broken,” he started, and then his voice cracked and he laughed humorlessly. “I thought you would be the one to fix me.” Interracial. Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,584 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Just a Fan by The Marquise of Eldritch reviews
When Lillian Harwick, a cynical yet completely normal young woman bumps into a famous actor she has reluctantly admired for years, he soon proves to her that it is possible for unreachable celebrities and ordinary people to mix...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,277 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Twitchy by lustforlondon reviews
When Honey, lost on the wrong side of town, meets a reluctant saviour, it isn't long before she falls head over heels. But after a while she finds that finding your knight in shining armour sometimes means getting a dark knight to be saved from...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Love Surveys Are For Desperate Romantics by Liya Smith reviews
“Would you go on a date with me, Shea O’Connor?” “No.” His face fell. “Yes.” He raised a brow. “Yes. No. Maybe. I don’t know.” She inhaled sharply. “I like bananas.” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Tomfoolery by Nonsensically reviews
Tomfoolery: noun. 1. foolish behavior. [See: Carmichael, Jason.] Fun, funny, charming, and irresistable Jason Carmichael. His mischievous ways caught me offguard and full force. Literally. And, try as I might, I just can't seem to stay away.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,801 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007
To Make a Scene by xXKirariXx reviews
COMPLETE. “And the winners for Cutest Couple are…” I looked down at the card in my hand, and my eyes bugged out. For there, scrawled in neat handwriting was my name…and Michael’s. And he was standing right next to me. Help?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
It Rains In July by toonmili reviews
Terry decides to befriend Michelle after she accidentally lets him read her journal. Interracial, not important though...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 161,222 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
No, I Believe that You're Not Just Conjured Up by PepperVaughn reviews
*complete* ... I imagined it so hard that I could feel his breath move my hair and warm my ear. No really, I felt it. My eyes flew open. There, lying on my bed holding me close was the man of my dreams. LITERALLY..." Rated M for possible mature language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,500 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Kidnapping, or Something Like It by Regina Scorpio reviews
All Regina wanted was to get some Z's, but fate had other ideas. On the day of her wedding, she gets kidnapped and held for ransom by one of the most annoying pricks in the country. And the one to pay her ransom, her most unwanted fiancée.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,442 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Complete
Underdog by Cori.Anne reviews
She didn't hate him, exactly. He just made her uncomfortable and that made her grumpy. He didn't like her, exactly. She just ignored him and that bruised his ego. They share a twisted path of friendship that leads to love. Finally Complete!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,160 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
FANG by Shimia49 reviews
Fang is a boy on the run from a police. He meets a girl named Mina that usally stays in the house alone because her dad is dead and her mom works from morning to night. He starts to live with her with no one else knowing. Fang also has a secret of his own
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Modern day Senorita by romanticidiot reviews
The rhumba, the dance of love; the salsa, the dance of sex, this story, the dance of Will and Jess - when so much happens and yet nothing at all... Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 184,810 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Perseverance by lgandt reviews
Reilly hated him with a passion... so why was he suddenly Dainton's only friend in the world? M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,011 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody by Dart Gray reviews
Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,324 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Who Wants to Date Kaitlin Jameison? by angelstarshine reviews
Her friends posting fliers offering any male to date her and catching the eye of enemy,arrogant playboy Nathan Gallagher was bad enough.The fact that they'll have to live in the same house together for the next few months just made it a whole lot worse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,666 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
When a Rose Blooms in December by effay reviews
the smart romantic and arrogant player: what a cliché. the two meet and sparks fly. all her life, she's been waiting for her love story to start. little does she know, it already has.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,518 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
My Boyfriend the Billionaire by Pinkamoo reviews
I stepped in front of the oncoming car. 'What do you think you're doing' The guy shouted angrily at me. 'Hitchhiking what do you think dumbass' I shouted back with a roll of my eyes 'Let me in'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Sinful Affections by CK Shorty reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Actor and His Lady by BellezAzul reviews
COMPLETE Lillian Connor is a waitress at a local diner. She meets the one person every other woman in the world loves heartthrob Garrick McAllister. How will these two worlds ever combine?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,913 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
W is for WHAT? by Lulai reviews
Marla needs no one. But when she rescues someone who needs her, will she have the strength to fight for not only his sanity, but his very soul? twenty and done!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Koibito no Ryu by paws-bells reviews
COMPLETE Sarea had led a fairly normal life until that arrogant, pompous snake chose to drop in on her. Literally. Then she learns that she is his lifemate and that dragons actually exist. No, they really do. And he just happens to be their crown prince.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,724 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Pierced by Polished Gem reviews
COMPLETE: Bri wasn't looking for love when someone unexpectedly summons Cupid on her behalf. She's only looking to fix her life. She ends up falling for the one guy she can't have: Cupid himself. And Ares is hot on his heels to reap destruction.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
This can't be happening by awaitinglove reviews
He is the most annoying, arrogant, and hottest boy in our school and i 'dislike' him. But one problem, he's staying at my beach cabin for the summer...oh, and another problem, i'm staying there too. hmm. EPILOGUE IS UP AND NOW COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
Fate Without Reason: Time Shock by Anthony Tatsumaki reviews
Out with the old and in with a new world. A high school student finds a watch that grants him the power over time and gets involved with a mysterious murder, an epidemic, a discovery and an unknown preservation group.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 136,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005
With You by Clavel reviews
Lucas, Lord Evencort is a man who always keeps his promises. A promise to his now dead best friend landed him wife, only that a very reluctant one. Caityn has lost everything she ever held dear and now fate put her in Luke's life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,538 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Under the First Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lizzie Daniels is dreading Christmas at home because everyone around her is happily married or happily in love. Unlike them, she’s never been in love. But all that just might change this Christmas...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
The Stars Are Out Tonight by BellezAzul reviews
COMPLETE Lizzie O'Connor is a massage therapist. Hayden Jacobson is a baseball player for the Braves. He comes to her for help with an injury, but does he get more than he bargins for?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,778 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Complete
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