Hey, I'm Squidy and I'm fully aware that no one actually READS profiles.

If you're looking for a poem to read or something, I suggest you look elsewhere since mine are pretty terrible. If you're determined, though, my latest is "Absolute" which I wouldn't mind some help with. There's something...off...about it.

If you're just looking for something to read, check out anything that's a screenplay, because that's kind of my passion. Unfortunately, all I've put up so far is this random, disturbing short film about a girl who has a miscarriage. If you're easily distressed, stay away. It was written, typed and edited twice within a 6 hour period and I was in a weird, weird mood that day.

Hopefully I'll finish "Two Geese Landing" before the end of the block, so I'll put that up if I think it's worth it. Yeah. To all high schoolers on fictionpress, I suggest you find an OCAAT college. It's badass for writing projects (not so good for your social life, however).

Okay, okay. I updated. GO TEAM.