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Joined 11-07-07, id: 588217, Profile Updated: 05-22-08
Author has written 11 stories for General, Song, Kids, School, Love, and Play.

Hey, I'm Squidy and I'm fully aware that no one actually READS profiles.

If you're looking for a poem to read or something, I suggest you look elsewhere since mine are pretty terrible. If you're determined, though, my latest is "Absolute" which I wouldn't mind some help with. There's something...off...about it.

If you're just looking for something to read, check out anything that's a screenplay, because that's kind of my passion. Unfortunately, all I've put up so far is this random, disturbing short film about a girl who has a miscarriage. If you're easily distressed, stay away. It was written, typed and edited twice within a 6 hour period and I was in a weird, weird mood that day.

Hopefully I'll finish "Two Geese Landing" before the end of the block, so I'll put that up if I think it's worth it. Yeah. To all high schoolers on fictionpress, I suggest you find an OCAAT college. It's badass for writing projects (not so good for your social life, however).

Okay, okay. I updated. GO TEAM.

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Dead Babies
As you can see, I don't actually have a title. Anyway, this is a short film about a high schooler named Josie who gets knocked up and...goes crazy? I was in SUCH a weird mood when I wrote it...
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,609 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
I heard this quote by someone who found their friend dead in his apartment and he said "All I could think about was the meaning of the word 'absolute'. He was absolutely dead". My brain ran away with this thought and, well. Here's the result. :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
I'm Sorry I Wish You Were Dead reviews
I got bored about 4 months ago and decided that I needed to write an angry break-up poem. So I took every complaint I've EVER had about a relationship and smushed it into one poem. Good times :D
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Four Minutes Before the End
I wrote this with four minutes before the end of Federal Indian Policy the other day. It was fun. :D
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
My First Miniskirt reviews
You know how they say that you are what you wear? This one's more like, you become what you wear. Or something. Kinda slutty, not gonna lie.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Drizzle, Sizzle
This totally started out as a poem about how the rain outside was going to make my hair all curly I had just straightened it . Then...it kinda did this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Luminaira for lack of a better name reviews
It's some weird children's story I decided to write at three in the morning...AND I FINISHED IT. It's about a Princess named Luminaira with a really disturbing curse...and her friends...and what happens to her friends because she's a jealous bitch. :D
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2007
The View from the Street Corner reviews
Aha! ...so I just uploaded 'Waiting' and I realized that this one is like...the five years later version. snort Oh...dear. Whores.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Waiting reviews
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I wrote this when I was like...thirteen. It's adorable. AWWWWWWW!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007
I'll Look Better After a Few Drinks reviews
The first few lines of this were floating around my head a few days after a party where I had the realization that when I'm in a crowd of drunks I am attractive enough to do anything...sort of?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/11/2007
The LifeCycle of An Ocean reviews
I took this geology class which made me start comparing life to whatever we were studying. In this case it happens to be the connection between ocean lifecycles and the habit people have of repeating mistakes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007