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Joined 11-08-07, id: 588289, Profile Updated: 12-01-12
Author has written 14 stories for General, Nature, Sci-Fi, Romance, General, Fantasy, Horror, Life, and Supernatural.

Name: You can call me Cookies, but my full name is Demented Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Double Chocolate-Chip Cookies. I know, kind of a mouthful (pun intended). That's why I just stick to Cookies.

Bio - Demented Cookies began writing at a young age with a rusty typewriter and a finite number of pages which he had to completely white-out every so often and reuse because his parents were pressuring him to be a doctor and would not buy him paper for fear of encouraging this awful habit that could lead nowhere good. Much to the chagrin of his parents, he attended university with a double major in literature and philosophy, with a minor in popular culture (television emphasis), which only added fuel to the fire and resulted in his parents disowning him and writing him out of their wills. Despite these unsupportive harpies, he has lived a rich and full life since graduation and currently lives in a small log cabin in the woods of Washington with his two cats (Mr. Strange and Mr. Norrell), four dogs (Frodo, Samwise, Meriadoc, and Peregrin), and moose (Fluffy). He also enjoys completely fabricating online bios because why not.

Favorite books - Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, House of the Spirits, Picnic on Paradise, The Dispossessed, The Left Hand of Darkness, Artemis Fowl (the entire series!!), the Earthsea series, His Dark Materials

Favorite graphic novels/comic books - Runaways, The Amazing Spider-Man, Tintin, Asterix, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and The Marvelous Land of Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons 8 and 9, Angel: After the Fall, Spike: After the Fall ... anything in the Buffyverse, really. They're all quite good.

Favorite writers - Eoin Colfer, Ursula K. Le Guin, Philip Pullman, Joanna Russ, Susanna Clarke, God (by which I mean Joss Whedon)

What I like to write - Fantasy and science fiction, mostly. Some poetry when I'm in the right mood. But I have a secret little fetish for writing pointless romance one-shots.

Currently reading - Some Edgar Allen Poe short stories. I've been far to busy, unfortunately, to commit to any novels.

Quote of the week!: "Remember to always be yourself ... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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I Love Arrogance by kanders reviews
I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
If You Don't, Don't by vimaro22 reviews
Complete. Slash. Sequel to Don't Ask. In an interesting turn of events, Ryan has started having more than friendly feelings of his own towards his best friend, Miles. The problem? Ryan has a girlfriend, and doesn't know how to break it off with her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Fall in Love by vimaro22 reviews
Completed. SLASH. So Miles has a crush on his best friend... He can deal with that. At least he's not in love with him. However, what about when someone discovers his secret? Miles can really do only this: don't ask, don't tell, and don't fall in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/22/2018 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Jonnie the Girl by RedRogue55 reviews
Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,871 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 9/1/2007
Magpie Syndrome by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,536 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
no title by Jeremybearmy reviews
Poem I wrote because the thought was in my brain
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Panic by VitriolicIconoclast reviews
Short notes from a panicked mind.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
The Question by Carrietta Dragana reviews
No wonder my teachers don't like me
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Insane People In Chatrooms, The Series by Desert - Moon reviews
It a Chat room fiction! The computer can talk and has her own opinion on just about everything. She can also give pretty good advice. Weird teens and a couple other possibilities. Rated for mild language and suggestive humor...R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Andi by kelseypea reviews
A woman whose been wanting her best friend to be more than a friend for a long time finally snaps...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Lies hurt less by totallyinspired reviews
His name I did not know, he had only ever been just him. No fake persona surrounded him. He was, as he always will be, just the boy I am writing to you about. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Click Click Click by Insomiak reviews
Happy Consumer Whore Holiday!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Complete
Dad, I Smashed the Car by Rosetta Starfire Stone reviews
Two girls have just smashed their dad's brand new car and now have to go home to tell him before the gossip queen of the twon does.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Empty Playgrounds by kelseypea reviews
Playgrounds are never empty... Inspired by an experience of the poet's mother.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
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The Flower of Serving Men reviews
Things change for the stranger when a young man arrives unexpectedly at the castle one night with no money, no friends, and no past. The oddities multiply when the Duke comes calling with his niece, who doesn't seem to fit. Is this young man really who he says he is? What is the Duke's niece hiding? This is a story of unsavory pasts, defiance of custom, and star-crossed lovers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012
Extras: A Collection of Very Short Stories
How does one solve a problem of moldy oranges with nothing but an open window and a can of Easy Cheese? What does one do with letters from a jealous ex-husband? Here is a compilation of short blurbs that address these pressing issues.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,544 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011
Nothing Left to Lose reviews
This is the story of a young prince who has everything, a beautiful courtesan, and what it really means to be a prince.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Rosnan has always felt his life consisted of going around in circles and longed for the day he could join the gods. He didn't expect the mysterious haunting that troubles his village one dreary night, and certainly doesn't expect to change his mind.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Published: 6/6/2011
The Grand Illusion
A poem not so much about life, but about the end of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Kite reviews
A short poem more like a drabble... about a kite a saw once.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
The Transformation reviews
In which the transformation from human to vampire is described in great detail. Is her willpower strong enough to overcome? Or will she submit to the darkness? This was the first place winner in the SF public library's teen vampire writing contest.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
At the Edge of the Forest reviews
In the forest is a sorceress who bottles people's souls. In the town is a boy who would do anything not to have to even think about that. Unfortunately, this boy has a friend who dares him to go in. Unfortunately, this boy's pride won't let him back down.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
The Battle of Dor Otariel reviews
An army from beyond the mountains has invaded Dor Otariel. The city's inexperienced soldiers can't hope to defend it from these invaders, and when the fate of the city must be decided, only two young girls stand in between the their city and the enemy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
Love by Stalking reviews
April is completely guy crazy. When she falls for the most popular guy in school she tells her best friend Namine to "stalk" him for her. Soon, Namine finds herself falling for him too. Rated for some language...not much though.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009
The Question
The time ticks slowly, his last statement hanging like dust in the air / He stares ... I don't know what to put here. The poem's too short for me to put anything good. Uh...please read?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
The Expedition
Millions of years into the future, the human race is extinct. Then a team of scientists arrive to unlock Earth's secrets. They find four unique objects and something else that could mean the end of the world as they know it. lol lame summary, huh? R&R!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
The Wind reviews
This poem just came to me one night. I don't really know what it means yet, but it sort of touched me as I was writing it down. Please let me know what you think. I'm a new poet in need of feedback.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
The Story Contest reviews
Tony wants more than anything to win the story contest. Problem is...he's a horrible writer. Short summary to a short story. Eh. Read and review!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete