Petals of Paranoia
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Joined 11-10-07, id: 588484, Profile Updated: 05-11-08
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A Little About Me.

I'm relatively young in age, but old in mind.

I have an unhealthy obsession with peanut butter.

Alice in Wonderland rocks my socks.

Clowns are minions of the anti-Christ.

Sarcasm is my closest friend.

And my most hated enemy.

I'm more blunt then an old butter knife.

But as sharp as a pencil.

I don't show much emotion.

But always where my heart on my sleeve.

I have many acquaintances.

And can count all of my true friends on one hand.

I'm pessimistic, so I can keep myself from getting hurt.

I love surrealist art.

My favorite band is the Gorillaz.

I love Takashi Murakami and Salvador Dali.

I'm half Asian and half Caucasian.

I was born to be a devil's advocate.

I'm a walking paradox.

And proud to be ashamed of it.

The Shattered Ruby Wars reviews
She was actually quite proud of herself for not panicking. The last thing she needed to do was become a blubbering hysterical fool while there was a crazy purple man with a tail, wearing nothing but a smile, sitting on her kitchen table."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008