OBITUARY OF ADOH, DEDICATED AUTHOR AND JUST ABOUT NOTHING ELSE

Adoh passed away today at 3:00 am today.

When she was born, she held her breath for so long that her face turned blue, and from that point forward her parents knew that they had quite the little devil on their hands. As she grew, she was purposely contrary, hard-headed, and an absolute bitch whenever she damned well pleased, but was also the nicest person around if you only gave yourself the chance to experience a whole new realm of living.

During her lifetime she excelled at mediocrity. The only skill she had managed to master was the fine art of procrastination, the study of which fascinated her from a very early age. So much so, in fact, that she dedicated her entire life to developing new ways of wasting the most amount of time with the least amount of supplies.

Adoh was one of the last to fall during a crusade against the academics and scholars of the professional world. At the height of the battle, the enemy unleashed their most powerful weapon – the spear of motivation and thirst for higher knowledge. Just as it was about to strike the sole pillar of her comrades' fortress, Adoh sacrificed herself because she was too lazy to run away. Her last words were, “I’LL BE THERE IN JUST ONE SECOND!”

Adoh lived more than twice as long as she had expected and probably four times as long as she deserved. In lieu of flowers, Adoh requests that you read and review her life works which are slowly being added to the archives. Alternatively, get completely smashed and trash an exam hall.

Adoh, rest in peace.