Kuradok Evangeline
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Joined 11-19-07, id: 589474
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Love, Humor, Life, Friendship, and General.

One long word:

Ex-videogameobsessed-turned-orig-fic-writer.

Yes, I'm a Nerd.
Yes, I'm a crappy writer.
Yes, I'm a girl.
Yes, I'm more humour-oriented than drama-oriented.

Yes, I’m pretty new to all of this – So be nice!

No, I'm not looking for that much attention... I think.

But on the slight chance you want to converse/give me some tips/and/or/just send me a message and we can be like...best friends forever...well not really...but a friend none the least yeh_

Current Fic Situation:
Writing third chap. For COATAS.

People know me as Sarah, I'm 18, Australian, and currently studying Graphic Design at Uni in which I have just passed my first year...Yay. I love quirky photos, attempting to dance or at least flail my body in a humane fashion in time with the beat, singing along to craptastic songs and playing on my DS and/or computer. I generally like reading humour, crime, suspence, and that occasional romance - with added humour of course! Don't give me any of that soppy crap.

I suck at essay writing, hence why I stuck to creative English in high school. I enjoy writing stories about absolute random subject matter, not that I'm really any good. It's just I enjoy it, but not as much as video games -- sigh --. So read away...

However, If you do read, please review! So I can improve on the crappiness of my writing style - all criticism is constructive criticism...right? lol and I'll try and do the same to all I read/like.

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Landmines Do Not Come in Different Flavours by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 2- Landmines don’t come in different flavours, but Sarah assures me seduction does. Now if only we can convince James… MFM/FMM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/1/2008
Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer? by Shiori Miko reviews
A collection of the random and idiotic sayings of me and those around me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 50,704 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007
Sorry, I thought you were a Terrorist by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish 1- Note to self: Do not become private investigator. Suck at investigating. Screwed things big time. Also broke vase. Think Heath hates me now. Slash. SEQUEL UP.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,585 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Pour Some Eggnog On Me by Nara Merald reviews
-Wish-It’s not my fault that the kitchen table is broken, my little sister knows all about gay sex and a group of girl scouts think Santa Clause is a drunken pervert. But… it is my fault that that that asshole across the road is getting coal for Christmas
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
French Toast On Telephone Wires by icelikediamonds reviews
Waiting for the phone to ring. . .
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Slash from the Scene Girl's Pen by parasitic pathos reviews
MM SLASH ZOMG! My attempt at making fun of all the crappy, cliched, slash stories on this site and elsewhere on the internet. Will Pete find true love? ! One shot. You people like this thing way too fucking much. wtf
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
sugar rush by pneumothorax reviews
[Slash] It's the drink, and I'm sorry; because I know you're not gay. vaguely f/f
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
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Confessions Of A Teenage Apparel Supervisor reviews
For those who have worked in retail. We salute you. From working the till to working the floor there is always a story to be told, bitched about, gossiped on or just plain made up.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007
Actions speak louder than words
eh.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Nicest Irony
Things are sometimes quite unexpected.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Your Facade reviews
She was a friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
At The Moment
What happened to you today? Collection
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 5/21/2008
Just this once reviews
It doesn't hurt to take a chance. -- Collection --
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007
Mary Had A Little Slut reviews
Mary had a... [Collection]
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007
I Can't Write A Poem reviews
Title is self explanatory.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
They reviews
My name is Scarlett Daine. I’m 19. I overanalyse everything, am overly bitchy, and generally a very impatient person. Why THEY are after me? I don't know.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007