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Joined 11-30-07, id: 590862, Profile Updated: 05-10-11
Author has written 4 stories for Humor.

(looks back 3 years later at this profile with shame and a little wistfulness -.-)

Mkay, I'm gleee (formerly GleePiaa but i got sick of it, cant commit to anything for too long), known to most as 'Paige-don't-push-those-buttons-dammit!!'
-insert flashing lights and fireworks, cue Venga Boys song-

Gah, so at the moment I'm 16 (!!), and live in the Land of Oz, complete with munchkins, evil witches and random bouts of breaking into song every 2 minutes.
I have a cat called Mortisha, an mp3 in the shape of a jelly bean, a red Bass Guitar, and my very own car that works (!!)

At the moment I'm in love with...
-Muse (Matt Bellamy is a god)
-Tilly and the wall
-The Morning Light
-Dandelions
-Purple nail polish
-Yellow Highlighters
-Party Pies
-Sleep
-Conner Oberst
-These nut bars from Aldi (drool)
-and I possibly have a thing for elbows -shifty eyes-...

ah yeah...I'm awesome...go read my stuff okies...and my favs...'cause those people are awesome to

(\_/) ('')_('')...frik it! FP hates my bunny that i made -pout-

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Lips Burn Caustic by patsylooj reviews
so, he's a homophobe and emophobe. he's gay and emo. he acts like a cat, he's a vain vocalist, she's pissed, he's a psycho killer, he's wearing lady clothes, they're making out, and that song title makes no sense. the hell. to the myspace degeneration
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,430 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Magpie Syndrome by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Maddy has a lot to deal with lately: a new home, new school, new boyfriend...and a redheaded jerk who just won't leave him alone. But as long as he keeps taking his pills, everything will be fine. ...maybe.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,536 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
Freak of Nature by Ena Ardesco reviews
Look, mind reading isn't all it's cracked up to be, though I hate to be the one to say it. Most of the time, I wish it was easier to ignore. But who knows when all this just might turn out to be...useful?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008
Peas by Spooky152 reviews
I started looking at the French fries one case over, but when you stand in front of one single case in the frozen foods section for 15 minutes, the stockboys think of you as the lonely, slightly overweight woman they read horror stories about.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Tea Time by Cardboard Tube Knight reviews
A group of vampires search for food in a modern urban city.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
10 Seconds by santiforthevenom reviews
It all happened in 10 seconds. She probably wouldn't even have liked him anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
overcast grey and vintage lace by perdita's kiss reviews
i'm thinking of smoking your cigarettes even though you don't smoke and neither do i.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
All of This by Professor Smith reviews
Go to school and sit in class and listen to mindless morons drone on and on, and slam your head against the wall, basking in triumph when the blood seeps from your head because at least you're feeling something for once.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2006
The Wilted Rose by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] A reflection on humanity staring back at you like the face in the mirror you didn't want to see.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2006
belated resolution by perdita's kiss reviews
stick to fairies.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2006
Sick And At Home by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Cody doesn't feel good. I can fix that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2006
Hearts Over Headphones by agirlnamed-aly reviews
"When you're with him, it's like you can't breath - but you've never felt more alive in your life." A short story about how hearts like to hang over headphones. Slight boy/boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/22/2005
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Juice Boxes reviews
4 randoms dealing with reality. Poppers, trampolines, capes, magic markers, cookies, marshmallows...sounds like my shopping list...*Read and review*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,900 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Exam block spazZ reviews
1 1/2 hours, 3/4 of a page of actual work, a purple pen in the hands of a genuis, a green pen in the hand of a fish, an evil stare because we ripped a page in half and you get the product of two overly tired but still competely awesome 16 year olds...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Chosen One! reviews
-ramble- 'TAKE ME NOW, I'M NOT WORTHY'. -adapts movie trailer voice guys voice- On being told you are the one person who can save the world...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Lullaby reviews
When an Incubus, a fairie with a muffin obsession and a lycanthrope who loves his hair live together. thinking of a summary hurts my brain...RR!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007