TheLastEmu
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Joined 12-03-07, id: 591193, Profile Updated: 01-17-16

Age: 34

I'm just a fan that sometimes tries to write stuff. Maybe someday I'll write something worthwhile.

Ideas/Works-in-Progress

Veiled Lives (working title) - Urban Fantasy. I have two completely different versions of this story right now, both around 20k words. The 2nd version (which I had previously posted a part of) is sort of set several years prior to the first stab I took at this story. After getting pretty far on the 2nd version I got really bored with it. To be honest I liked my first version a lot better, but overall I'm really bored with the story in general, so I discontinuing it for now. It's more or less just been a way for me to stretch my writing muscles and get some confidence in writing again.

My Ex, the Talking Tree (working title) - Humor/Romance. A young biology student at state shares an apartment for the semester with her Ex, except he's a potted plant, and he's an asshole. I got a good reception for this idea on the Nanowrimo forums, so I've sort of thought I'd save this idea until November.

I have a few others ideas, but I've thrown most of them out. I guess I'm never happy with what I do. I might post something sometime this decade.

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Against All Odds by Myrika reviews
Raleigh Chase thinks guys are dogs. Her older brother's best friend Ryan Henderson claims that he can make any girl, including Raleigh, fall for him. Their bet's on for four months. Can they prove each other wrong? /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
The Mouse and The Python by Tyrannosaurus-Bomb reviews
Tamara Jones is a shy and awkward girl who hardly gets noticed at her school. She longs for male attention, but would rather court a boy in a dating simulator than in real life. But when she's forced to work with the toughest boy in school for a class project, she finds that her fear of him begins to turn into something very unexpected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,522 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/12/2021 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Heart of Gold by Blue Alisdair reviews
It seems like a horrible nightmare when Sunny wakes up to find herself locked in a cell, but the nightmare only gets worse when she realises she has been abducted by aliens... and she's not the only one. Kilnor is a warrior, the leader of his team on homeworld Miotal, however a surprise ambush has left him the prisoner of slavers, and a small foreign female that he must protect...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,874 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/11/2018 - Published: 8/7/2017
Rabbit Heart by beatgoeson reviews
Adelaide Ryan: her pack's weakest link. A pocket-sized werewolf who suffers from shifter performance issues…Basically, she's stuck in her lowly human form and is about as scary as a bunny rabbit. Rafe Greywood: the big, bad alpha who won't give her the time of day. But that's okay, 'cause she's totally not in love with him. Nope. No way. [REMOVED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
Cerulean Harbor 2 by Rhunt reviews
Welcome back to beautiful Cerulean Harbor! Riane is a tomboy that was forced to be that way, and Julian is a playboy that is against relationships and marriage. When Julian befriends Riane believing her to be a boy, the two become fast friends... until they are placed in an arranged marriage with eachother.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 301,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Complete
Cerulean Harbor by Rhunt reviews
Madison is a poor student who goes to a very elite college. She must deal with the fact that other students don't want her there. As well as the advances of a particularly rich and rude student, who has his heart set on her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 992,576 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Rules to Die By by Veronica Fay reviews
Rules to Die By
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
The Rookie by Carmel March reviews
It was like she was in his bloodstream, constantly there, in his head and in his heart. Gemma Hart, his stupid, reckless, perfect rookie. [VERTIGO/RICOCHET ONESHOT FROM BOONE'S PERSPECTIVE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2016 - Complete
Ricochet by Carmel March reviews
For Gemma, the hardest part about traveling across southern Africa looking for an infamous criminal wasn't the constant danger, the long days, or even working undercover. It was pretending not to have feelings for her partner, who was not only endearingly complicated and frustrating, but also her new pretend husband. [SEQUEL TO VERTIGO] [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 193,994 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Complete
Reason and Romance Redux by Myrika reviews
A drunken one night stand with Alex Montgomery is a complication Adrian Blake doesn't need, especially not when he's her new stepbrother. /PUBLISHED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Shifters by Wanda Walker reviews
Farel is adrift, an ex-con shifter in a world of humans who aren't fond of his kind. Sunny is a woman misunderstood, disowned by her mother and more comfortable alone than with others. As they try to cope with their misfortune together, they learn that the body can change, but the soul always stays the same. Trans woman main character
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,390 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Complete
Vertigo by Carmel March reviews
Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth Most Wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart. [FIN]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,148 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Trouble Starts With a Q by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Redux. All Devon wanted was to be left alone. She tried reasoning. She tried pleading. Eventually she even turned to blackmail. The problem was Quentin Maxwell had just never learned the meaning of the word 'no.' //REMOVED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 3528 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
The Dark by C. N. Sweatt reviews
REMOVED. Bella has been kidnapped. She awakes chained to a bed with no memory of who she is or where she's been. Her captor, Dark, claims the end of the world is near. Torn between probable insanity and a horrible truth, can Bella survive the end?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007
Stolen at Heart by SunsetOrchids reviews
In 1874 young Eve is sent to England to relearn what polite society dictates as etiquette but finds herself trapped in England's dark and mythical world instead, This is my first rational piece, I'd love comments!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,053 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3321 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
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