I believe an introduction may be in order.

I am a seventeen-year-old pirate currently in the process of procuring a crew, as the Captain can't quite be bothered to do it herself (considering she was eaten). Yes! A pirate crew of ninjas! If you happen to be a ninja seeking a change of career, then I will happily give you a job (no training required- we're PIRATES you know).

And for your information, I'm not gay, just British.

And go check out my sister Lady Lilliana!! She's awesome!

First short story up! First poem up! Gosh I'm excited! Most stuff up will probably be from a creative writing club I'm part of at my school, just so you are warned. So mostly it is rubbish. Hahaha...