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I hate trying to summarize myself, because within DAYS...okay so actually. That's a lie.

I've come to realize this as I updated this a year ago and forgot about it. So now I have to look back and slap myself because, yet again, I think I sound incredibly stupid.

Not going to lie, this is probably my worst character trait. I'm always typing up a profile and then deleting it. Over and over again...

So... here we go again:

My name is Sean and I'm a female. Surprise, surprise... just don't... please. :)

I love to read, I'm slightly addicted to this website, and I hate plagiarizers. (Haha, I'm a hater :))... They totally ruined this site for me, at least... that's what I'm thinking right now. Just becuase all of my favourite authors have left this website.

So um... I plan on posting stories eventually. I like to think I'm creative, I tend to do that thing where I narrate my own life sometimes in my head. Like I'll be walking along and I'll think: "Sean was walking along the dark corridor of her school hallway when suddenly..." and then i'll stop, because I realize yet again how much of a loser I am.

I also like to think I'm very friendly, and I'm trying to come off as friendly.

Maybe this'll hint at what my stories would be like (and dont' say: horrible, because I know i set myself up for that one)... I like to talk to people and I think it comes out when I write.

Unfortunately, I do the same things with what I write as with my profile...

I write... look back... cringe... delete.

Soon, though.

I promise.

Just like communitychannel with her lamingtons.

Haha, no, I kid.

Which reminds me, I used to hate youtube. But now I'm hooked, so that's another interest.

Communitychannel and Kevjumba are my heroes.

Which is also an AMAZING show. Some other amazing shows include FRIENDS.. my life, wrapped in six, amazingly hilarious packages. and So You Think You Can Dance... absolutely amazing. I get shivers just thinking about it.

So You Think You Can Dance also has amazing music. I love the music they play... I love music :)

Feel free to talk to me... anytime :)

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Breaking Brian Deacon by SamanthaNicole reviews
REPOSTED. Brian has been trying to win my heart since kindergarten, when he handed me a valentine with a worm inside. Too bad he doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'no.' 13 years later he's still trying, but I'm standing my ground. Or trying to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/5/2017 - Published: 5/2/2008
The Importance of Getting Revenge by mandybeth reviews
Her boyfriend dumped her for a first class skank and she wants revenge. He's her ex's archenemy who wants a little revenge of his own. Pretending to date each other could be the perfect solution to both of their problems, right? Then again, maybe not.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/29/2007
Checklisted by Cheryl White reviews
"What's this? A checklist from some girl magazine?" Kent mused. "It's none of your business." There's no way I'm explaining it's a checklist Cam wrote to make me realize my feelings for Kent. Which is ridiculous because I'm NOT in like with him. Twoshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Mint Allergies by Liya Smith reviews
Fred never considered herself a bad kisser. But the comatose nerd at her feet dares to say otherwise. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Wedding Crashers by Elsie Maddox reviews
I met Justin at a wedding reception, where I introduced myself as Britney. It was too bad that my name wasn't really Britney and I wasn't supposed to be at that reception. -previously published under tastethekiss-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,129 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Chasing Mr Darcy by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,699 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
The 25 Day Phase by lillypad-hopper reviews
Natty is living the dream- Jasper High's hunky golden boy has just decided he's in love with her! Time to break out the pinata, right? Not quite, because Natty isn't interested in Trent or anyone else. So Trent had better use the next 25 days very wisely.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
My Meaningless Existence at a Frozen Yogurt Shop by the milk bottle reviews
ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Do The Dew by Pinkamoo reviews
I feel my heart flutter, watching him retreat back to his desk, chewing on his own baguette and sinking down in his chair. I close my eyes and suck in my breath before opening them again. Damn that motherchucker. FOR THE I LOVE TO HATE YOU CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Still Waters by Myrika reviews
Spin-off to TSWAQ. Nicky Blake has been head over heels for Grant Darlington since she moved to River Valley. Q's meddling gets her the man of her dreams, but she's about to learn that 'Happily Ever After' isn't quite so simple. //DISCONTINUED//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Illusoire by Kendal reviews
Teagan Calder doesn't believe in soulmates. They're just a myth propagated by the Council, another way to pretend humans aren't inferior. And if hers finds out what she is, it's more than just a headache -- it's a death sentence. DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Neon Scribe reviews
Even from where I sat, I could see the excitement radiating off of those around us. It wasn’t everyday one had to play ‘Nervous, yet?’ with their best friend. //One-Shot//
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Complete
Thor by invisible.writer reviews
Thor was the pretend boyfriend I made up so Samuel 'My Face is a Bacterial Wasteland' Matherson would leave me alone. So why is Thor standing in front me in the flesh?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
Meet the Sheldricks by Quill-and-Blood reviews
When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 220 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Fool to Think by andee lee reviews
It wasn't that bad, until he glanced over at me in horror and fled my bed like it had been infested with roaches. Seriously, he was dressed and out of my apartment in less than 26 seconds. Which, if I didn't hate him so much, might have impressed me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Getting Over Sting by Vaudeville reviews
I had my first crush when I was six years old. His name was Gordon Sumner and he was fifty-one years older than me. Eleven years later and I wish things were still that simple. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
For Who Could Ever Learn to Love a Beast? by ThyLaSlain reviews
In the middle of a forest, stands a castle in which lives a King who, in return for protecting the town below him, takes in a mortal girl once every twenty years. Twenty years has passed. A girl is chosen. What will happen when Love gets in the way?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,833 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 1/4/2005
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete