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Heartbreak by TiGgGeRalways12 reviews
Just a fun story of four friends. They go through the good and the bad and there always there for each other when needed. But what happens when heartbreak enters the picture? How will they protect each other from that?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,614 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008
Night Voyage by Tranquil Thorns reviews
A place for haikus.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
My Faith is Forever by Adanael reviews
Zoë is a Junior in high school, and is a Christian.Zoë is one of twelve students who would freely admit to being Christian. And so are her friends, or so she thought. Suprises showed up, and this her story about what happened on Monday, March first.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Character A Knows All by heartovermatter reviews
A take on what a character's world is like; especially when they're aware they aren't real. OneShot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete
Him by Dragonfly.Refresh reviews
When needing help. Just ask
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
In 55 Words by asylum writer reviews
A collection of mostly humorous stories, told in 55 words.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Only time will tell by Kirin snow reviews
A silly story about 2 dimwits who travel through time! It's a story I wrote for English. A one shot too
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Rapunzel Blood by Nadhera i Tvuj Streva reviews
Once upon a time, there was a young psychopath named Rapunzel Blood, but when Prince Charming comes to marry her, she would do anything to get rid of him. Warning: The truth behind fairy tales is in this story, NO FLAMES!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008
Kinewapple by Random-Monotony reviews
Kiwis plus Pineapples plus an experiment gone wrong. Or has it? Just a short scene inspired by a conversation with a friend.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
Bond of Love by Ms. Critic reviews
The love between two sisters is strong, strong enough to bring light to the entire world, but is it enough to destroy the ultimate Evil and overcome the cold grasp of Death?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
An experiment in Character driven plot by R.E.D. the animator reviews
How Many Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Find out in these short stories. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Of Gray Skies and Personifications by Miss White reviews
[COMPLETE] She asked him questions, and he answered them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 56 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Straight From The Horses Mouth by XlinzX reviews
Life Lessons I Learned From My Horse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2008
It starts with Ice Cream by Apple Syder reviews
When a girl's wish to be loved goes awry.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Shelly the Seahorse by R.E.D. the animator reviews
Follow Shelly as she tries to save the world in this totally non-politically influenced story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Dear Sir! by Tirranek reviews
One side of correspondance, between a young man and the lord he is trying to impress for his daughter's hand in marriage. Notable features of said young man include: Enthusiasm, shameless flattery, making up the odd word and delusions of literacy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
The Awsomest Storey Ever by Monty Karl reviews
Clyde and Sally must write an awsome story, can they do it? read to find out!...Introduction to my work really....review!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
The Apocalypse a comedy by Bookbug reviews
This is an assignment I had to do for an english class. The story itself less title and date is exactly 666 words. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Magic Leprechaun by Beluga1 reviews
He can do anything! He's awesome! He can bake! He's the . . . MAGIC LEPRECHAUN! oh yeah
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
Grandma and the Jellies by Wakao reviews
My point? I don't have one.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
WMT by Lolly Tolly reviews
A story that was originally written for a competition. Just something random I came up with this one time. These four guys go on a quest to find out what WMT stands for. Please RR. FREE virtual cyber COOKIE for all reviewers!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Think About That One by EverDream01 reviews
You just don't tell a person that you like them and then walk away. Dialogue only. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Open the Portal by Beluga1 reviews
i didn't write this ... but i did ... yeah, figure that out.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Bow Your Head and Pray by Justgale reviews
I had the lines from two diffrent songs running through my head and I wanted to combined them, and then I got to thinking about a girl at work and this is what I finely came up with.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
The Pencil's Revenge by Azrael Adamine Gaunt reviews
Exactly what it says above. A poem about a vindictive pencil's revenge...this actually happened to me. Please review! Review will be returned!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Sword by FIREBRAVE reviews
Have you ever taken the time just to think about who you are? You have the power to change. Please R&R!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
A Writer Divided Against Herself by InkandIntrospection reviews
My left and right brains do not always see exactly eye to eye. A brief, silly argument between the two as they struggle to work together to create a story.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Truth About McDonald's by asylum writer reviews
There's something every man, woman, and child on the planet needs to know about McDonald's. Don't be the person who thinks they can live life without knowing what's going on there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Parallel to the Knife by xDancingintheRainx reviews
Reviews returned.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2007
Duckie Sonnet by Jesse the Storyteller reviews
I've never written a sonnet before but here is one about ducks.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Ode to the RedShirted Ensign by Menolly reviews
A tongue-in-cheek tribute to one of the most underappreciated icons of Star Trek.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2006
Got Milk? by Fantasy-Ark reviews
Got Milk? It builds strong bones!
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2005
Writer's block by Owl-of-Artemis reviews
Just a silly thing I wrote one morning at like, 1 am. What most writers actually think, and what would happen should the characters get revenge.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2005
Label me NOT! by DemonesqueX reviews
LOL this is a cute little Star Wars poem I wrote in school! ^_^ *cute, not angst for once.. YEY!*
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2003
Me&I's Wise Words by Laineniel reviews
Basically what the title says, words of wisdom. Kinda stupid, but that is what makes it funny. R/R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2001
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