Huda Allie
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Hi everyone! Since yor gonna read my storeis (I hope :D) i guess you want to know a bit about ME (and me only.. :D) Im Huda Ali, an Arab Muslim I am loud, i speak my mind (usually), i'm a chocoholic, im a writer (well kinda...) and i think i have a mental desiese.

Things i like: Chocolate, cool stuff, cool shirts, chatting about really stupid stuff with my friend, chating in genaral, when i get praised for things that i do,the word 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' (Which, by the way, accually means something) , the word 'bubble', ice-cream, candy,typing just for the heck of it, eating, not feeling hungry, really cheesy movies/stories, happy endings, disney movies, disney princesses, disney songs, cartoons, long l-o-n-g phone calls, my birthday, getting lots of money at the same time, spending time with my friends, cute dogs, puppies, cats, animals in general, and when i accually have something interesting to say in this paragraph.

Updates:

17-9-2008 : AGHH!! suffering from severe writers block! i can't write anything without hating it. STORY IDEAS MUCH APPRECIATED!!

3-1-2009 : Hi you guys, I pulled through my writers' block. yay! anyway, I finnally started writing a serious novel (note, I said NOVEL not story), but I will not put up any chapters. Its because I wanna surprise you, not because I'm trying to annoy you :)

And now for the copy and paste stuff...

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, since I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

listen to me, Mommy, if you please would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I want to say is that... I love you

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you think MLK was a great guy, but can't look at his initals without thinking about dairy products, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usually crack up when you here about OJ Simpon beating some guy up because of the mental picture of homocidal Orange Juice, c&p this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile ;p

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair, copy and paste thing into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever randomly started to pick apart a word using etymology, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at a joke that had to do with your knowledge of over three different languages, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed at a joke that was told completly in a language other than English, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered how anyone could ever live without cartoons, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, c&p this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table/wall for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a snake for a stick, copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't think it's fair that Goofy being a dog gets to do everything from have a house and play golf with Mickey, to have a job but Pluto has to live outside and drink from a bowl, copy this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to hit 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would have soda coming out your nose.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile. (why would i care? i like who i am)

If you would rather die than see Hilary Clinton back in the White house, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to do something cool and ended up looking like an idiot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think we should send Orlando Bloom back to Middle Earth, copy and paste this to your profile. (sorry to all you die hard fans, but I prefer Legolas!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If people do not even doubt that you are different, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon, Hz128

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, c&p this into ur profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

If you have ever made someone laugh simply by telling them about your injuries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sat down and tried to write these c&p thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and go buy their own LUCKY CHARMS, c&p this!

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever played a game of tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost, copy and paste this!

If you have had a HUGE list of copy and paste thingys, c&p this in your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You have accidentally tried to send a text message from a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Rikusgirl777, not-so-perfect-angel, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon, Hz128

(")_(")
(O.O)
(M)_(M)

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination SUPPORT THE BUNNY! Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!

I have nothing else to say so i guess this is the end.

Thanks for reading all of my Bio! Unless you scrolled down and cheated... never mind. Bye!

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