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Joined 12-16-07, id: 592665, Profile Updated: 05-29-11
Author has written 11 stories for Kids, Romance, Action, General, Song, Manga, Humor, and Essay.

Hello! I'm Coolio17. (You can skip right down to the "My Status as of Now" section if you want...)

The truth is, it is a talent that I discovered by just looking at something and getting random epiphanies. They kept getting more and more frequent when I started to write them down in a little notepad. Some of the stories, however, wanted to reach out and grab the attention of the world. They just kept piling up, the stories in my head, when I decided, "GAH! I should write them down."

Then I started to write them. I started to collect notebooks with tons of paper in them, and just write. One of my stories had filled up almost an entire section of my notebook when I just said, "Screw this, I'm typing them." But then I couldn't get access to a computer as often as I should have been. So I went back to notebooks. I probably have about a hundred stories, some short, and some really really long (in my mind anyway).

My sister is really hard to please. When I showed her my soccer story, she loved it! I began thinking, "I should get a fictionpress account." I had been a huge fan of fanfiction a few years back, then I took a break (for a few years) and I remembered that my sister (the same one) had been a fictionpress junkie.

There's the story of my life, deal with it.

My Inspiration: Everything

My Goal: Sharing my stories with the world

My status as of now: Alice in the Wonderland School for the Gifted. Still working on the title. I'm a stickler for unique titles. Let's just call it "Alice" for now. It's about a girl named Alice, obviously, and it's pretty much a longer, screwier, schoolier, rearranged version of the original. Sequel in the planning stages, too, based on the actual sequel, with some... minor embellishments. bwahaha. Two of my best friends love it already (if you're wondering about the other two, let's just say they don't know it exists :P ). Oh, and please don't kill me if I don't post in on Fiction Press! I might actually publish this one just for shiggles (sh-ts and giggles combined). If I don't think it's good enough, I'll post it here anyway. :3

Regarding I Luv Soccer: This story is DONE!! FINISHED!! FI-NI-TO!! I WILL NOT BE UPDATING ANY MORE CHAPTERS!! But I''m turning it into a screenplay. I'm changing a few scenes, too. Currently on hiatus, since my future career is getting in the way. Not that I mind; I still have summers until then. I'm also going to re-write it and post it with a different title. Keep an eye out, okay? I explained everything in the forum I created about it.

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hyperfocus by chattipatti reviews
I was playing piano and really getting into it. I have ADHD and i really love being in a state of hyperfocus so I thought i would write about it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
IN A BOARDING SCHOOL FILLED WITH MOODY VAMPIRES! by winkle-winkle-wittle-star reviews
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
Heaven Made of Gold by Zhenny reviews
Assignment for Creative Writing. We had to write about our childhood, or just childhood in general. This is a little depressing, about the world we lived in as children, apart from reality, when we didn't care about anything but the fantasy in our minds.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
The Stalker's Handbook by movedbyou reviews
Ever liked a guy and been too afraid to speak up, but unable to forget about him? There IS another option - get to know him, without ever letting him know you're there! For all girls who've been there and done that, or even those who've just been there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006
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I Will Not Name You Anything But nervousness
Another drabble created from raw emotion. Unedited. This is what was dwelling inside my heart while I lived in my own ridiculous... something... Now please excuse me while I stew in my own self-loathing some more. I'll be fine.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Stupid Reasons to Cry
I'm not the most gifted writer in the world, but I'm taking a huge leap in my personal confidence here. You'll know if you read it. If not, feel free to be bored and press backspace after reading the first sentence.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Boredom, in Words
There wasn't a nonfiction category, and you don't have to read this if you don't want to. Rated for safety. About me, pretty much, and what goes on in my brain. I have ADHD, by the way. Just wanted to let you know ahead of time. Don't kill me! -cowers-
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,897 - Published: 6/6/2011
Cleverbot Conversations Quoi? reviews
These will be the conversations I have with Cleverbot. Everything seen here is supposed to make myself laugh, and if anyone else laughs as well, I will be very happy! Rated for potential language and other silliness.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011
UglyPretty reviews
This is the story of a girl who can transform from her ugly body with a pretty face into a pretty body with an ugly face. Sound dumb? Throw in a love triangle with a best friend and a bully and a wishing star that grants anything and everything and...
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
I luv Soccer reviews
This is the story about a girl who likes to play soccer. With help from her family and friends, she transferred to a private boy's boarding school in Miami to excel in the sport. Quickly discovered by the team, they support her despite her gender.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Super Febreeze Girl and The Lysol Kid reviews
Full title: The Adventures of Super Febreeze Girl and The Lysol Kid. Action! Thrills! Humor! Cliched superheros! Cliched supervillains! Your favorite cleaners turned super! All this and more in my latest story: Enjoy! Complete- Part One of Three
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Random Ballad reviews
My English class wrote this. Hard to believe, ain't it? I mean, just look at that rating! Come on, how can a bunch of 12th graders write this! Well, we were quite bored and working on ballads, so... It's about a hoe. And a poor innocent kid. Sad really
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
My Bunny Flew Over the Ocean reviews
Sing to: My Bonny whatever, I don't even know the title. You'll recognize it, don't worry.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
High School Points of View
Hey guys! It's me again with another one-shot for ya! This one's about the general points of view of most characters at a normal 6-12 High School. This is a fictional school but the teachers and most students are highly inspird by the people at my school.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Norma reviews
This is the story of an old woman named Norma who adopts misfit teenagers and invites them into her household. She loved to experiment with everything sugar and gives better homes to orphan teens with an astonishing secret!
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete