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Joined 12-18-07, id: 592924, Profile Updated: 06-15-13
Author has written 53 stories for Friendship, Nature, General, Life, Religion, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Love, Fable, Haiku, General, Humor, Fantasy, and Supernatural.

Name: Joelle Dresden Haskell

I have some fanfiction here (and a lot more here).

I have some art here. (My avatar is my own illustration.)

If you enjoy my horror and drama, you may want to seek out my novels Ocera and Sunshield, found in the ebooks section of your local Amazon.

Note:

Yes, most of "Ferndale" really did happen, in 1997 in the eponymous Ferndale, Washington. The only part that didn't happen is the very end (obviously).

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Built For This
Poverty and stress.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Published: 2/4 - Complete
Strange Things to Take Comfort In
Everything about hotels.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Published: 1/6 - Complete
They Know reviews
Like when construction workers hit a pipe, they dug too deep — out and out so far, in and in so deep, raked gashes over space and out poured insanity like a disemboweled animal.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The Witch reviews
Every year on his birthday, they come. No matter how far he runs, they come.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Complete
Sierra reviews
She wakes up after a party covered in someone else's blood. Unfortunately she remembers nothing of the night before.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013
Virtuous Vindicator Champion Cherry
In a metropolis warded by superheroes, an old-fashioned magical girl comes to town, fighting eldritch mutants in the name of love.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Published: 7/26/2013
Satirical Poem Poem 4 reviews
An insufferably meta terrible poem about the terrible poems I used to write as a tortured teen. Features strong language, because I'm a grown-up now and I can use bad words if I want to.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Satirical Poem Poem 3
A poem about pithy, cloying poems about other people's lovers, and the other other people who attribute such poems to their own. Aggression ensues.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Satirical Poem Poem 2 reviews
A poem about poems with nonsensical line breaks. Features nonsensical line breaks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Satirical Poem Poem
A poem about poems and the bloggers who post them.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
The Last reviews
The last woman on Earth stood over the body of the last man on Earth and dropped the bloody pipe next to him.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
Home Towns: None reviews
Musings of a transient.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Booty Appreciation Post reviews
Naughty thoughts.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Just Once reviews
Triggers and flashbacks.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Made of Gasoline reviews
Anger problems.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Isabel
A child who used to live here.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Complete
Iodine reviews
A moment from my CT scan.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Instructions for Treatment of My Corpse reviews
inevitable
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Buckley reviews
B U
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
The End of the World Came and Went Without Event
A sequel to "The End of the World Was a Silent Ordeal".
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Migraine reviews
aura.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Afterimages reviews
Riding in a car at night.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Complete
Nothing, Nothing Ever Happened There
PTSD.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
A poem I'd like to write reviews
but can't.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
The Ghost reviews
What depression looks like from the outside.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
The Dark, He Looks Like Me reviews
I tried to touch the sacred Word, but it didn't take too kind to me. If I'd tried too much I would'a been burned, too long and it would'a blinded me.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
The Eye reviews
A nightmare I had. A hundred-eyed mouth, countless victims in the coils of its infinite limbs, the sound of crunching bones and the screams of the undying dead, and a voice telling me I will always be afraid. Just a dream? I guess you'll have to decide.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Some Things Must Be Left Behind
In, "What Can Be Left Behind?", I stated that mere arguments should not let a friendship be cast aside like litter. But sometimes, a 'mere' argument is but a symptom of a seeping sickness in a relationship.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Caret caret semicolon reviews
Just a three-haiku set about internet crushes.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Complete
Rezha, The Kingdom of Lies
Standard-issue fantasy fairy tale? Or a parable about the corporate world by a disgruntled employee? Psst: It's the latter.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Definition of Dwelling
I've had as many homes as birthdays, including some places that may not count as "homes". Or "buildings". This is a frustrated poem about a few of those places of dwelling.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Ferndale reviews
The forest is filled with bones. The children are sick in the head. Animals are dying in the fields. The house is tainted. Vultures are circling. And the worst part is? This is a true story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Souvenirs
I set boots upon a virgin earth, and soles upon an unseen soil. The wind, it moves before me, and sun-scented breezes fill the sails I unfold for flight...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Maybe Eden Wasn't Meant To Be reviews
People who have suffered are often drawn together.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Waking Up
Waking up is hard to do, for life as dreams is nice-- when you are not aware that you are dreaming. But both are a fragile state, and once broken, only progression can take place.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
I Dreamed That You Were Dying reviews
That was the very last time that I knew you were alive; the very last time I saw the person that you used to be inside.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
The Storm reviews
Alone, under the sirens and sound of tornadoes, I hid in the basement, coming to terms with the fact that I may die there. This is a poem about that experience, and what it feels like to accept death.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Given reviews
A poem about selflessness, selfishness, marriage and divorce.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Regret reviews
We are different people by the things that we have seen, and every inutterably dark place that we have ever been, in a world that won't change its ways but will make us trade ours for its.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Sunbeams Mistaken reviews
For only the fact that a mole on your back was put there by a so obviously malevolent sun.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Garbage Disposal reviews
A miraculous machine can transform all of Earth's garbage instantly into fresh, reusable resources. It seems flawless, until one garbage man finds out what happens when a living being passes through the portal...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Donald's Trip reviews
Donald constructs a time machine in the neighborhood junkyard, much to the amusement of his friends, who doubt his contraption's functionality until the day he hops in, straps in, and vanishes...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Glasses reviews
A librarian possesses a mysterious pair of glasses, and whoever tries them on is struck with fear, but what does one see through them?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Lights reviews
Sometimes I dream about the end of the world. This is one of those dreams.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Thief reviews
A dream I had where I stole the sun, moon and stars, and stuffed them in a bag.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Little Bird reviews
Listen to what I have to say, you have to learn to love tomorrow more than yesterday.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
I'm Alive
Dying will I always do, but not as soon as this burning cold world would have me go.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Hard Lesson Learned reviews
I wasn't sad, but had regret, I'd tried returning whence I already left.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Weight of Want
If only I could cast away each empty shell, each husk of long gotten benefits and old unused wants.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Autumn in New Hampshire reviews
A poem about, well, autumn in New Hampshire.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The End of the World Was a Silent Ordeal reviews
The end was nigh and they were stuck in a cage, shouts rose high and fists flew with outrage.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Morning
Frog hermits retreating into placid lily ponds, field mice greeting each other in wheatstalk houses.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
What Can Be Left Behind? reviews
This friendship isn't finished, this bond has not diminished, it cannot be left behind.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete