TouchOfChaos
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Joined 12-22-07, id: 593266, Profile Updated: 03-15-11
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Romance.

Hi. I am more of an angry reviewer than an author, however I have written two shitty stories that practically no one has read. If you feel the need to read any one of my stories and leave an angry review like I myself have done on numerous occasions, go ahead. I shall recieve them with an ... open mind? I know I've made plenty of authors angry with my "you're female protagonist is an idiot and this story sucks shit" comments but I think my opinion should be heard, otherwise I will be left angry with nothing to take it out on. I would also like to say that all those authors who have been plagarized piss me off. I mean I can understand if you're trying to get published so obviously you can't have other people taking your work online but SERIOUSLY if you are an average writer and you get plagarized by this one tiny person who no one even knows, do you HAVE to take your whole story down just because of this one insignificant person? I find that a lot of authors doing this start feeling more important than everyone else. Really? No one gives a damn. I know this one author who removed her stories and so I went on her profile for further investigation. She posted this video about herself and how apparently she didn't want 100s of people reading her stories and how she only wants one website having all of her stories. First of all, WHY would you post them ONLINE if you didn't want people seeing them, dumbass? And then she started talking about completely unrelated things like her not brushing her hair hence why it looked so messy and that she got her really cute coat for 8 dollars. WHO CARES?? It made her sound like a pretentious, annoying asshat.

Anyway, this has been a great place to vent and even if no one sees this, at least I got it out of my system.

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The Do-Gooder by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
To Rule a King by ASLee reviews
King Arthur retelling: Medraut is sent to Camlann with the specific mission of saving the Fae from extinction. But when she begins to find her place, Arthur's sister, Guennuera, will do anything to get rid of her and keep control of Britannia's high king.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Imperfect by Nicki Saint reviews
What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,832 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Game Over by iBrandi reviews
Bianca Smith, reigning Xbox champion of Extermination Overdrive, has a problem: she's going to be a virgin forever unless she takes drastic action and sleeps with a guy at the prom.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
Duty Isn't Everything by JaneBarrie reviews
We acted as though we were the perfect husband and wife, like our parents told us to. Even they believe that we love each other. The fact is, I've stopped acting a long time ago.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,618 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Luciology by skankasaurus reviews
“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,137 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/22/2007
If This Were a Fairytale by SamanthaNicole reviews
REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Puppy Love by viennax reviews
I think I may be in love. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Laughing by Lexodus reviews
Excuse me, miss..." Oh, you did not just go there. You did NOT just pinch my butt. Scumbag.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Complete
Optimism and Other Suicidal Thoughts by The Last Fight reviews
“So why, exactly, did you take my advice to be more optimistic as a suggestion to jump off a building?”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Arrogant, Hot, Rich Boys by buzzgirl37 reviews
“Because he’s confident.” “I’d call it arrogance.” “Because he’s hot.” “He’s not my type.” “Because he’s rich.” “I’m not that type of girl.” Quick one-shot. Desperate need of criticism people! ...Please.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
When She Smiles by mandybeth reviews
That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Blushing Bosom Buddy by ALY55A reviews
I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Insight by Eet reviews
A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
First Things First by lillypad-hopper reviews
Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Not by lillypad-hopper reviews
More Gavin and Katie. It's the Christmas before 'Save the Cheerleader' takes place, and our lovely heroin has fallen ill. Will Gavin step in to save the day? Or will he not? Not is a stupid word, anyway. He does not like giving up coffee for this nonsense
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Surprisingly Unsurprised by lillypad-hopper reviews
This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
Save the Cheerleader by lillypad-hopper reviews
Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and lame and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
It Starts with a Flicker by Lyssa O reviews
I catch him picking his nose and he smiles at me. Seriously, if I'm going to witness that, at least let it be a shorter stoplight. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Green Peppers and Sausage by something to prove reviews
Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Wonderful James by ThePhantomFly reviews
Paige, Maree and James discuss his love life. Can't he see what is right in front of him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Do You Give Up? by ThePhantomFly reviews
She struggled to push him on his back, but he twisted his legs around hers and flipped around. “You are loving this,” he said, trying to get on top. “Of course,” she replied, “I never thought wrestling would be a turn on.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Lyrics to Happiness by bangbangstartagain reviews
[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
The Irony of Fate by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
His past has been rearranged overnight. He wakes up to a life he doesn't recognize, next to a woman he hates.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006
Shallow Depths by Ace Work reviews
She was, as everyone considered, the most outrageous thing to happen to the city...So, what happens when this simple country folk comes face to face with the most two faced guy to ever walk the surface of planet Earth?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 11/26/2006
Selfish People by NiceShoesLetsFcuk reviews
Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Fear Not the Wolves by Arianna Wings reviews
COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,724 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 10/18/2003
Hanging by pixy-dizzy reviews
[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
The Courting of Aviahnna Rubenne by Blazing-moon reviews
*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,887 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 7/20/2002
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Heartfelt reviews
She thinks everyone around her is an idiot. He constantly shits sunshine and teaches her how to live.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010
Him reviews
Sometimes it takes a while to get on the right path.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete