**REMOVED AND SOON TO BE PUBLISHED! Please see my profile for details** Lara Montgomery is a do-gooder...or a dream-ruining, boyfriend stealing sl*t, it really depends who you talk to. In an attempt to atone for past sins she completes good deeds for fellow students who request her help, much to the disgust of Fletcher Townsend, the biggest past sin of them all.

They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...

What's your favorite color? Blue. Who do you have a crush on? My gay best friend & this guy I fell in the lap of at Coldstone. Describe your personality in 3 words or less: Not. Very. Nice.

It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**

“Um, hello,” I said weakly, and I didn't fail to notice the way he was alternating his stares between me and the fish. “It's nice to meet you.” “...Were you just talking to your fish?”

REMOVED. She was a blind Cinderella, and he was her Prince Charming. Only, he had no idea he would have to be her knight in shining armor, and she refused to admit that she needed his help. NaNoWriMo o8.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

I think I may be in love. ONESHOT.

Excuse me, miss..." Oh, you did not just go there. You did NOT just pinch my butt. Scumbag.

“So why, exactly, did you take my advice to be more optimistic as a suggestion to jump off a building?”

“Because he’s confident.” “I’d call it arrogance.” “Because he’s hot.” “He’s not my type.” “Because he’s rich.” “I’m not that type of girl.” Quick one-shot. Desperate need of criticism people! ...Please.

COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.

That's what I'm doing when I give her a smirk. Flirting. She thinks I'm just being cocky and arrogant. For such a smart girl, she sure is clueless when it comes to romance. Not that you could call what we have a romance. ONESHOT

I fell in love... with embarassing Mattie Jacobs. Too bad he caught on and learned a few tricks of his own.

A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.

When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.

Well, for those of you following the adventures of Gavin and Katie, this is the fourth installment. Gavin takes Katie on their first date, at a skateboarding park. Yeah. Probably not stand alone, this time. You can try, but it may not make much sense. :

More Gavin and Katie. It's the Christmas before 'Save the Cheerleader' takes place, and our lovely heroin has fallen ill. Will Gavin step in to save the day? Or will he not? Not is a stupid word, anyway. He does not like giving up coffee for this nonsense

This can be read as a separate story but will make much more sense if read after 'Save the Cheerleader' Gavin and Katie are back with more corny romance and more adventure. The occasion? Thanksgiving with Katie's family. All fiftysix of them. Oh, dear.

Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.

I catch him picking his nose and he smiles at me. Seriously, if I'm going to witness that, at least let it be a shorter stoplight. [one shot]

Sometimes love is like a pizza... sort of... [oneshot entirely in dialogue, rated for language]

Paige, Maree and James discuss his love life. Can't he see what is right in front of him?

She struggled to push him on his back, but he twisted his legs around hers and flipped around. “You are loving this,” he said, trying to get on top. “Of course,” she replied, “I never thought wrestling would be a turn on.”

[one shot]'I wasn't hiding from you.' Gritting my teeth, I said, 'I dropped my phone. I was picking it up.' His eyebrows rose. 'You were picking it up for a whole ten minutes ... behind a bin.'

His past has been rearranged overnight. He wakes up to a life he doesn't recognize, next to a woman he hates.

She was, as everyone considered, the most outrageous thing to happen to the city...So, what happens when this simple country folk comes face to face with the most two faced guy to ever walk the surface of planet Earth?

Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

COMPLETE The first daughter ever born into the tribe of the Wolves, Bryony struggled all her life to keep up with her clan brothers. The gods have other plans, however; plans that draw her away from her secluded warrior tribe.

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)