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Joined 12-27-07, id: 593732, Profile Updated: 03-27-11
Author has written 15 stories for Humor, Fable, Essay, General, Life, and General.

Mostly, I use this to keep track of all the stuff I like here.

Yeah.

Kinda makes me feel like a stalker. But take it as a compliment.

The work posted here is rather old, and though there's a chance that one day I'll put up more, this is account is more of an archive and the works are all placeholders so that the stated purpose of this account (see above) can continue without the added "stalker factor" of having a completely blank profile.

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If You Can't Take the Heat by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Guilloche by xanthofile reviews
Slash. Complete. Nate is a carpenter living in his inherited home by the lake with just his large dog for company. He makes no excuses for who he is or how he lives...except, perhaps, how he feels about the 'one who got away' in high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Sssh by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. William goes to China with his childhood friend and sometimes lover Oliver. Everything else just seems to roll on from there. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,581 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Complete
V1 by NeonX reviews
/Removed/
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
Convenient by orbicland reviews
After Sam's boyfriend gets shot, it should be obvious what he's supposed to do. Instead he reads a lot and can't seem to stop running into the cute paramedic from the accident site.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Gracious by orbicland reviews
Bloor gets mistaken for a guy named Donodan, and spends the day with Dar because he's too polite to explain the confusion. This may actually make him a worse person than Donodan seems to be.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Henry and the Shadow by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A life, defined by negative space. Slash, T for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,152 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Fence by Comodin reviews
-SLASH / COMPLETE- The spirits of Halloween Past, Present, and Future might just be able to help Tory get his life back on track... if he can survive the process, that is.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The King's Man by IrishLefay reviews
Kaylen is put on the throne of a Kingdom on the brink of war. A marriage of alliance is meant to stave off the impending civil war, but only increases hostilities. Kaylen battles his own heart as he tries despertly to hold the Kingdom together
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/24/2005
The Pied Piper by Tsaiko reviews
[SLASH] Hamlin is besieged by rats. A mysterious stranger shows up promising to take care of them if the town pays him a huge sum. The Piper didn't count on Mathis to interfere, and Mathis didn't count on the Piper making a different bargain with him.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Pony by xanthofile reviews
[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Disappearing by xanthofile reviews
[slash] There are always those points where a person can disappear. I found one of those points, and all that that implies. [oneshot] tribal fic
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Storyteller by Rachel Lynn reviews
When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Apartment Number Four by Snowmelt reviews
Urban chic gay men don't drive minivans...right?
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2006
Narcissus by Mechanical Dolls reviews
You belong to me. My reflection insisted possessively, fingers tangled in my fiery locks of hair as my reflection laid a fierce kiss on my lips that left me aching for more. [Slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
The Wolf and the Seal by Kimagure reviews
Wolf's been a part of the circus for a long time, and it's left scars. But when the circus obtains a new attraction, things are about to change for Wolf. One-shot. Complete. M/M slash.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Cherry Blossom Tree by Electric Romance reviews
Sometimes it’s better to just hide things. (m/m, Dark themes and slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,132 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Gray Matter by d'Neronique reviews
Leon recognizes all too well the predictability of the world. Yet when the outside world becomes as illogical as his inside world, Leon displaces himself out of the realm of comfort, reason and legality to find reality. MM Done.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Hero by Snowmelt reviews
It was just a stupid prank...right? Rated R for swearing, adult situations, and m/m situations
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2005
My Life in Pictures by kingthoreau reviews
(Contains yaoi, M/M, boy love, etc) Aiden is an aspiring actor with many, many troubles. His life is in a constant state of decay, even as he presses forward in an attempt to fulfill his dreams. Things come to a head when he falls tragically in love with
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,902 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
A Coward's Wisdom by Lavender Knight reviews
A story of love, jealousy, and the things we do for both. [Complete] I am doing a rewrite. Believe me, this CAN improve. Now up to Chapter 16 Destiny's Mark.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,979 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 6/11/2003
The Gravedigger's Last Words by Squeaks the Jester reviews
(complete)A story of secret lusts, hidden brutality, and the vengeful mind veiled by the most sincere of loves. (based off Shakespeare's Othello but in plain English)
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004
Heaven Was Not Denied by Fragmental Dani reviews
There's someone out there that would do anything for you, no matter who you are. Jeremy learns just who that person is. Yaoi content. Don't like it, don't read it.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2002
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Sin Ti
Soy tan perdido. Rescasteme del desierto. Feel free to correct my Spanish, I'm not a native speaker
Poetry: General - Rated: K - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
Porcelain Ballet
A sestina. Have you heard of that dancer?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Published: 2/1/2010
Speak Against
I wish to hear you speak against me
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
To Be Born Fingers First
As he rained down, the garden would suddenly blossom
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
SPIN
When time stops, atoms will stop spinning and nothing will exist.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 2/1/2010
Garbage reviews
Who knew forgetting to take out the garbage could change everything?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Most Beautiful reviews
What is the most beautiful thing you've ever experienced?" My answer...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Peace
Any place to rest is a good place.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 2/15/2009
Take My Ashes to Argentina
There is ceremonial grief, and then there is true grief: soaring and beautiful.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Symphony Upon Deaf Ears: Revamped
*expanded version of Symphony Upon Deaf Ears* They could never understand. He didn't play for them. His reasons were much more selfish.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Symphony Upon Deaf Ears reviews
For most of his life he was called a prodigy, a 20th century Beethoven. But they didn't understand. He never played for them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Nudity
Be naked.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Page By Page
An archive containing essays, critiques, reviews, and more. All written for the most part unwillingly by me.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,514 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Raven Versus Spear reviews
Foresight, gifted to him by the gods, was supposed to be his strength. It turned out to be his greatest weakness. Teutonic/Norse Fable
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Of Elevators, Top Hats, and Schadenfreude reviews
Gene is suicidal and angsty. Sebastian is just odd. With the help of elevators, top hats, and schadenfreude, what could possibly ensue?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete