Mr. McMacMe
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Joined 12-29-07, id: 594043, Profile Updated: 06-22-08
Author has written 12 stories for Horror, Humor, Play, Action, Sci-Fi, and Essay.

I'm a single male looking for male OR female companionship. I'm 26 years old. I WOULD say that i like long walks on the beach and sunsets but that is not true. I love alcoholic lemonade and I enjoy picnics in urban areas. I live in sacramento california at 3421 capitol street. If anyone is there you can contact me at 206-867-5309. If you cannot contact me by phone, you can come to my house. Thank you for listening. :P :0 :) :(

This is my favorite and weirdest review for the story "Potato Chips".

Clearly symbolic of man's plight in modern times, struggling with his increasing isolation, finding that contact with other individuals is becoming harder and harder. Technology is both our bed-fellow and enemy, singularly causing alienation and devastation to the soul. This short but succint story also emphasizes the important of tradition and family in times where those sorts of practices are now seen antiquated. With the metaphor of the chips we see people who are caught up in the dreary but addictive and shallow cult of personalities and iconography, bastardizing its source, here symbolized by the potato, also referring to its fertile beginnings in which George Washington Carver managed to get many uses out of a somewhat misunderstood vegetable. The metaphorical lyricism also highlights nostalgia in the struggle with modernity. The last phrase "potatoes taste like crap" are much akin to someone not liking old films simply because they are black and white while overlooking their artistic and historical significance, more willing to go for artifical satisfaction because it is easy and quick. There is also a sly but poignant reference to the Jewish holocaust; the potatoes were seen as precious commodities during their stay at such concentration camps as Auscwhitz. Coincidence? I think not. This is a brilliant comparison to our mundane, torturous lives run by technophilia with the horrible and machine like execution of thousands of human beings in assembly line fashion. Once again, circling back to the metaphor of the potato chips; an assembly line product in favor the real thing and discarding all values for a more safe and comforting but fake illusionary reality. In the end, this story is about the value of life and happiness. It's not a question of what we do but how we do it.

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The Meat Story reviews
A story about meat
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Some Odd Current Events reviews
Just talking about current events
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Complete
The Goosebumbs Story reviews
It doesn't have anything to do with goosebumps.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Ode to Pluto reviews
Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Vegetables II
I like Vegetables!
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 6/22/2008
Fruit Story IV reviews
The next sequel
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Potato Chips reviews
I like potato chips!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Fruit Story III reviews
more fruit!
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Fruit or Vegetable? reviews
Is it a fruit or a vegetable?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/21/2008
Vegetables reviews
Ooganshlochan
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6/21/2008
The Fruit Story II reviews
FRUITS!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
The Fruit Story reviews
Happiness for a potato.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete