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Joined 01-01-08, id: 594466, Profile Updated: 11-10-11
Author has written 5 stories for Romance, and General.

Oi mates!

Wow, so I haven't uploaded this profile in two years. I'm sad. And ashamed. Mostly ashamed.

Anywho, interesting stuff about me:

I really like the word "anywho". It's awesome, even if Word doesn't recognize it as an actual word. We know better, don't we? Sarcasm is my favorite thing ever. I'm married to it. I have a certificate and everything...even if I lost it...point here being that if I can misplace my marriage certificate, you shouldn't marry me. I'm Canadian and, as such, have an eternal love for hockey and snow. Also moose and beavertails, but that's another thing entirely.

Non seulement suis-je canadienne, mais canadienne française en plus! Gênez-vous pas de m'envoyer des messages en français, ça me fait hyper plaisir!

Hmm... what else... I'm currently attending my first year at Ottawa University. I think I'm on my way to becoming a doctor. Or a rockstar. Whichever happens first, I guess. I'm a big music fan. Actually, music is my mistress in my monogamous relationship with sarcasm. Feel free to send me a PM to talk music! I'd adore that!

Okay, I'm gonna stop rambling now. Hope you guys enjoy whatever character managed to escape from the recesses of my mind to the world wide web. I am eternally your servant.

With all my love,

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25 Steps to the Altar by nexia reviews
You caught me staring at you the first time we met. I don't remember why I was staring, but I do believe your exact words were, "tormented by my beauty?" I smirked at the comment. / One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Wedding Bliss by ink.bird reviews
It was her hair that had caught his eye first; she was stunning. Of course, they were at a wedding so with his luck, by the end of the day she'd be family. Oneshot RxR
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Impulse by White Rose Blossom reviews
“Did you honestly,” he panted, pausing to grin, “Just compare me to a Greek sex god?” Oh, he so wasn’t going to let that go, was he? -- Aphrodite never saw this coming...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
And all I wanted to do was play Videogames by Pinkamoo reviews
“Miss Templeton are you aware that at 10:35 am this same day you were conversing with a criminal?” the guy inquired. I battered my eyelashes at him confusedly.“Sir,” I said flatly “At 10:35 this morning I was collecting my dry cleaning.” [ONESHOT]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
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I Follow reviews
Kate's first love is dance. Then she dances with Sophie. A collection of moments, of shared dances, where a girl falls in love with her best friend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete
Because I said so! reviews
The only thing we had in common was the knowledge that we hated each other's guts more than anything else on this Earth. So, in our unending quest to take the other one down, what else could we do but fall for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,489 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Man on the Bus reviews
ONESHOT When you find yourself at crossroads, accepting who you are is the hardest things. Luckily, life has a way of throwing just the right people your way. So you can find your own path.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Loose Lips reviews
ONESHOT "Honestly, can I ask you a really stupid question?" "Hmm?" "How come we've never kissed?" I should have stopped her there, saved myself while I still had the time. But Désirée always had a way to let dangerous words slip by. Which was fine by me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
Plan B reviews
ONESHOT He would do anything for her: give her his food, share his music CDs, give up his bed, be her crying shoulder, help her get over her ex-boyfriend, marry her... After all, that's what friends are there for, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete