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Author has written 62 stories for Nature, Life, General, Love, Humor, Fantasy, Family, Friendship, General, and Action.

If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!

~Shel Silverstein

I take pride in my poetry; almost all of it is kid approved. I don't believe in swearing, profanity, vulgarity or any other offensive material. I am deeply inspired by Shel Silverstein and someday hope to have enough poems to maybe publish a children's book.

I am a high school student and therefore, not perfect. Please give criticism. And please don't try to find meaning or symbolism in any of my poems. I'm not a deep person, I just write.

~Kiwi Kiwi

If you review me, I will sincerely try to return the favor.

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My Enlightened Foot! by Queen of the Shadylands reviews
My foot was always more spiritual than the rest of me. and some poems.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/19/2008
The Random I Wish Poem by M.E. Stewart reviews
random!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Binary BFF by nickyO reviews
This is the kind of thing that happens when I seriously do not want to do my Housework. It's a miracle I get anything clean. *Geek humor
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by Jess8509 reviews
Little Adam is hungry and wants an apple
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
Be Somebody by Evil Goodness reviews
Little inspirational poem I wrote telling someone to get up off their lazy butt and do something! It's sorta Bob Dylan style. No real rhyme-scheme. Enjoy!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
One of Them by EliMerriman reviews
Inspired while being forced to watch Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
An Ode to Calculator 0795 by EliMerriman reviews
A notice was on the board today... calculator #07-95 is no longer functioning.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
What is air that love is not? by EliMerriman reviews
Number 8 of 52. Air and love are alike in many ways, but have one key difference.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Shoulder There For Me To Cry On by East-0f-Eden reviews
You're always there for me!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2010
Symphony For the Deaf by Ember Eyed Girl reviews
A funny little poem that I wrote when I was feeling lackadaisic. Enjoy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
The Waffle Pancake Love Triangle by Sumpak Libamau reviews
there was a waffle... but now there is a pancake... enough said!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Visit To Canada by Yusuf reviews
For a special someone who is coming to visit me.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Life Stages of a Star, Love by EliMerriman reviews
written for a friend with an on again off again relationship whilst in science fiction class.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
The observed in 175 words by Anastasia Ambrose reviews
Ever felt like someone's watching you?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009
Diggle and the Djinn by EliMerriman reviews
First of the 52 challenge for the year 2010. Be careful what you wish for.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
A Quest for True Beauty by EliMerriman reviews
I submitted this poem in my High School's language arts competition. Thought it would be cool to see how it went here. Inspired by a very cute old couple I saw.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Beyond 110 by xxoh-the-possibilitiesxx reviews
Stella Jenkin's mother keeps a stringent check on her daughter's weight, with weekly weight checks, and Stella lives in constant fear of what will happen when she crosses over the acceptable line. R&R please!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,969 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
People Will Say We’re In Love by East-0f-Eden reviews
People Will Say We’re In Love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009
Of Kit Kats and Haircuts by KlutzyButtons reviews
He hands her a Kit-Kat bar. "So why'd you break up, anyway?" "He didn't like my hairstyle," she replies, fingering the ends of her cascading locks. "Shallow. You would think he'd say something sooner." "I guess he thought I'd get a haircut."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
My Wicked Stepmother by rhymemaker reviews
Not my usual genre, but this is a short angsty poem about my wicked stepmother.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Best Friends? by cherriebaby reviews
i wrote this for my friend on valentine's day
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Sometimes by Shine-Brightly reviews
A silly but fun poem I wrote when I was young
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Politcal Poem Dedicated to the UN by East-0f-Eden reviews
This started out as something else but ended up as something different. Basically, if all of us on FP from all over the world can get along then why can't the world?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2009
Me In Pieces by Innocent Tears reviews
Basically a group of little poems I wrote. They seems like a little kid wrote them. Please R&R.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009
He Asked Why by LittlePieceLove reviews
And kicked by a horse, got bitten by a llama..."
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
I Need A Superhero by East-0f-Eden reviews
I need a superhero.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009
Procrastination by MobileMover reviews
I'd like to type in a summary, but I dont have the time
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
What Makes Her That Way by LittlePieceLove reviews
Maybe she’s idiotic, And that’s what makes her So hypnotic. Maybe she’s pretending. And that’s what makes her So unending....
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
magnolia blossom by stolen hugs reviews
we danced. we really truely danced.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Blessings by SaraBella04 reviews
Reflections on the highlights of a life well lived.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
For My Daughter by SaraBella04 reviews
Sleep deprived and hormone driven thoughts of a new mother in the middle of the night. Mush warning!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Chickens by rainfaery13 reviews
If chickens ruled the world.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Complete
Where the Heart Is by captured.by.wonderland
People always say that "Home is where the heart is". I agree... in a less-than-conventional way.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009
Foot prints by PotoPerson reviews
You can make foot prints anywhere, You're making footprints everywhere. Metaphoric poem with hidden meanng
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Surviving Childhood by rhymemaker reviews
A brief glimpse into the circus that was my childhood.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Loving You by rhymemaker reviews
another little love note, i usually send these in his lunchbox.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Count On Me by rhymemaker reviews
just a little love letter
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Juliet by SayIt'sWrong reviews
Short poem. Juliet, you gave it all up for a man; for a love you thought was real. Reviews are appreciated, thanks!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Colors by Devil Hawk reviews
This is a poem that I wrote when I was bored.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Strength by rhymemaker reviews
This was written in honor of a close family member who survived a head-on collision; no one told HER she had little chance of survival.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
My Angel by rhymemaker
He honestly is an answer to my prayor.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Experience Love by rhymemaker reviews
One of the few free style poems I have written, but it said what I was trying to say, so I was pleased with it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Happy Fathers Day by rhymemaker reviews
Helped" my son write this for his dad when he was a tike.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Friends by rhymemaker reviews
Of course, this was for my best friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Tale As Old As Time by East-0f-Eden reviews
how a couple falls in love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009
Me, Myself, and I by rhymemaker reviews
Whimsical introspection.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Grandpa's Favorite Fart by rhymemaker reviews
Written for my father-in-law and recited at his 70th birthday party, this poem had everyone in stitches.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Please by The Beautiful Letdown reviews
I gave you everything. You don't know it, but I did.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Three, Stupid, Short, Words by The Beautiful Letdown reviews
The words 'I love you' can't get within a million miles of how I feel.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
this pen by sunshineofyourlife reviews
it writes for me . . .does it write for you?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Delicious Deceit by Charmingly Temporary reviews
Thoughtlessly repeat. Tell me some delicious words because your voices I will eat
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009
bully by all you need is oxygen reviews
schoolyard crush.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
You're My Everything by The Beautiful Letdown reviews
You're everything to me. This is for a friend.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
French as : Love by Xvania reviews
Now you’re gone and I’m lost and I lie.I lie that I hate you. Je te déteste! Je mens.I lie I lie I lie. Mon pauvre cœur, il me dit que ça n’est pas ma faute. Mon pauvre cœur, il ment aussi.Nous sommes un. Nous sommes l’amour et le mensonge.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Are We There Yet? by SomethingInside reviews
A question asked repeatedly by children on a car ride. An example of humourous answers that parents give their children. I give credit to my cousin for helping me write this! Thankss !
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Broken Watch by East-0f-Eden reviews
When Your Watch Breakes Does Time Stop
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008
Wildflowers Are Flowers Too by East-0f-Eden reviews
Flowers are different so are people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008
Alice and the Cheshire Cat by East-0f-Eden reviews
just a conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2008
My Brother Ate All the Girl Scout Cookies by East-0f-Eden reviews
He ate them all up.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008
Apples Again by East-0f-Eden reviews
She took the bite.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008
Out of the Garden by East-0f-Eden reviews
It's about the girl who took a bite of that famous apple.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008
Learning How To Die by MicaMica reviews
Bell ran him over. Olivia fell in love with him. He is told to let Olivia die. He saves her every chance he can get but then she tells him to leave her alone because she can't move on with him there. If he leaves her they'll die, she just doesn't know.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Lists by rainlover1 reviews
Not really poetry just something I wrote for someone I love. It was mainly written as a way around writers block.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
till you were gone by iloveanimecartoons reviews
Life's not the same without you. A Free Verse
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Something Familiar by MicaMica reviews
Some people are in the world but they don't really live in it. Some people like Emma Donovan let their life pass them by without a second thought. What happens when her old high school friend Jake Parks wont let her pass him by? R&R! Updated Weekly!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Sleep, Sleep, My Dear by Alice Mae reviews
Yay! Two poems up in one day... Um.. Just something I scribbled down before I fell asleep. You just have to love 4am poetry...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
I Wanna Be in Love by Shiori Miko reviews
Do you know what love is?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Mine by Somewhere In Between reviews
you are my nightlight... leaving me at a loss for words
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Our Souls Return by Erma Buckles reviews
A simple little poem to praise God.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
For Every Raindrop by daughterofmusic reviews
If for every raindrop that fell, a tear was shed, would you still love the rain? Hard to summarize... please read and review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Invisible To You by daughterofmusic reviews
Do you ever feel like you're completely invisible to people, because they just ignore you? Here are some thoughts on the subject. Read and please review!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008
50 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Walmart by abbyswrittenworld reviews
Self explanitory. Some online friends helped write this.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
A Familiar Face by Innocent Tears reviews
a really weird poem about a stupid moment i had
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
The Prophet at the End of the World by Professional Dreamer reviews
A little apocalyptic silliness.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
I am Me by Experiment 156-SKYE reviews
Got sick and tired of the way people judge before they know and so I wroe this
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
I love you by EyesEmphatic reviews
You make me happy.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
Happiest Day by Experiment 156-SKYE reviews
Plz read and review for i suck at summeries
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
A View by Ruth Anne Boothe reviews
Short poem concerning the way we look at things
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005
The Surprise by Ruth Anne Boothe reviews
Read for a laugh
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2004
Bounce by Ruth Anne Boothe reviews
Brief words of encouragement
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2004
As Long As by Ruth Anne Boothe reviews
Advice for newlyweds
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004
Alarm Clock by East-0f-Eden reviews
I think we all share these feelings about alarm clocks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2004
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Hush, Little Baby reviews
This is what happens when you can't find a good synonym for the word 'dirty' and you can't think of anything better to rhyme with 'gross'. One of my darker poems. Written from the perspective of a tired mother.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
For Him reviews
Written for the most amazing guy I know.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Chocolate reviews
For a test in English. Not really good, but I figured I'd put it up here.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Death of a poet reviews
For those wondering what happened.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Predicting reviews
How to tell what the weather is.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
No regrets reviews
I don't regret myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010
Chucky reviews
A bad case of bad poetry. Slightly annoying, but nevertheless humorous.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010
Superhero reviews
Kind of anti-climatic...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
A love poem reviews
A quirky love poem. It's not my usual style and I'm not a big fan of it, but I thought it was cute, so...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
For daddy reviews
It's a little early for Father's Day, but I figure I have a poem for the rest of my family on here. Here's to you, dad. I love you!
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
Moose reviews
Moose. That's all.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
On France reviews
My thoughts on all things French.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
The man in the bush reviews
An assignment for English. It's about a man in a bush waiting for someone. I should warn you--there is a murder. That's why it's rated 'T'.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
New Pet reviews
My new pet fish.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Snow reviews
My sister actually wrote this and I asked her permission to put it on here. It's actually very well written. Leave her some comments.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Memory reviews
#11 of 100. This one really doesn't fit into any genre. It's partially school, it's partially music, it's partially humor, it's partially dramatic, but it was inspired by my bell choir. Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Ick reviews
A story inspired by a foggy day in my town.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
A break from the monotony reviews
Some one told me to put a more serious poem on here, so here it is. I don't really feel comfortable with this, so please, to all my avid readers, be honest and tell me what you think.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
OUCH! reviews
#88 of 100 originally called pain. Kids, don't try this at home.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Sick? reviews
This one doesn't fit into a category either. Oh, well.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
The texter reviews
What happens to those that are addicted. I couldn't find a topic on my list that matched this one, so it's in a category all on it's own.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Drowning reviews
#91 of 100. I really didn't know what to write with this one.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Smile reviews
#14 of 100. :-D
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Safety first reviews
#97 of 100. My first experience with driving.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Test reviews
#77 of 100. Written during a test, ironically.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Breaking the rules reviews
#50 of 100. You know how the instructions on paper towel dispenser tell you to pull with two hands?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009
Gray reviews
#19 of 100. What you go through when picking out a new bathroom...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Misfortune reviews
#13 of 100. Raise your hand if this has happened to you.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Multitasking reviews
#64 of 100. I dare you to try this!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Introduction reviews
#1 of 100. I'm considering putting this one on my profile page. Tell me what you think.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Mirror reviews
#75 of 100.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Danger ahead reviews
#56 of 100. The first 4 lines really did happen to me one time.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The great sky race reviews
Not one of my greatest poems, but my sister helped me a ton, so I had to post it. R&R please.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Coral Risers reviews
Inspired by my Orchestra teacher last year. He said we were getting Choral Risers. The whole time I thought he meant pink, not singing.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Cloud watching reviews
A little poem about a cloud watching competition.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Pi reviews
I helped my sister write this as she was doing math homework.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
The Bump reviews
Inspired by my chair. Thank you.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Two people, two limmericks, two chapters reviews
Don't forget to read them both!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Always eat your carrots reviews
A completely random ABC poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A break up reviews
A friend's reaction to a break up.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
In a days work reviews
Whew, I'm tired.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Tell me reviews
Inspired by Shel Silverstein's poem "Tell Me". He is amazing.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008
Copper reviews
A preamble to my Chemistry project. Very well written, if I do say so myself.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
A random thought reviews
The title says it all. My health class leaves me too much time to come up with random thoughts.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Rhyme and relate reviews
My thought process at midnight when I'm trying my hardest to get to sleep!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Mother reviews
A tribute to my mother. I love you.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Two points of view reviews
There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Book of Prayers reviews
What if you could look back and read through all the prayers you've ever said?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
My sister reviews
My sister asked me to write a poem about her and this is what she got. She wasn't too happy about it.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Music reviews
Inspired by my orchestra. Thanks, you guys!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Colors reviews
My colors and words that rhyme. Yes, Orange is there, too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Fortune reviews
What you get at Chinese restaurants!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Like A Child reviews
The world would be so much better if everyone was like a child.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Through the eyes of a stranger reviews
I've been meaning to write this for a very long time, but I just now got around to it. I didn't intentionally mean for it to be humorous, but I'm pleased with how it turned out.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Dear Whoever reviews
My silly and sometimes serious letters that I think people should hear. Most, but not all of them, come from my personal life.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Follow me to paradise reviews
This is my personal paradise.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Experience reviews
Just imagine...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Vacuum reviews
A poem about one of my least favorite things
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Open book reviews
I wrote this during Geography one day. It's not very good. I thought the rhythm was cool. Count the syllables in each verse. They should be the same.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Writing reviews
This came to me in the middle of the night so I scribbled it down and when I looked at it later, I realized it was kind of poetic. Please critique!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Life reviews
Special thanks to my friend shu shu for helping me come up with all the verbs.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Rain reviews
A poem about one of my favorite things.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete