wingedauthoress
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Joined 01-03-08, id: 594700, Profile Updated: 06-02-09
Author has written 9 stories for Life, and General.

hi! i'm wingedauthoress and a newcommer to fictionpress.com. i'm already a member of fanfiction.net so i thought i'd open up an account on here since i like writing... u know... in general... not... just... fanfiction...
as far as a physical profile, i think stuff like that is unneeded for someone as plain as i am, so i'll let you imagine what i may or may not look like. :P
anywho... i like to collect quotes and things like that so i'll be posting those a lot on here- hope you like!!

Anonymous: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not like the passengers in his car.

Anonymous: Marriges are made in heaven, but then again, so are thunder and lightning.

Mark Twain: To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.

Guess who: No not Conner-chan!! Kun!! KUN!!

Anonymous: A good essay is 10 percent inspiration, 15 percent persperation, and 75 percent despiration.

Anonymous: All those who believe in telekenisis, raise my hand.

Anonymous: Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Anonymous: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

John Lennon: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

Anonymous: He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find half the mattress gone.

Anonymous: A good lawyer knows the laws, a clever one takes the judge out to lunch.

Rita Rudner: When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.

Anonymous: Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity.

Anonymous: Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.

Anonymous: In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

Clinton Fadiman: Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.

Homer Simpson: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender): It's like my brain has a mind of its own!

Aang (Avatar): (after waking up from a bad dream): Don't worry, Momo... it was only a dream; I still have my pants.

Anonymous: A good friend would give you an umbrella if it were raining; a true friend would take your umbrella and say: "Run idiot, run!!"

Shel Silverstein:

Listen to the Mustn'ts

Listen to the Mustn'ts, child

Listen to the Don'ts

Listen to the Shouldn'ts, the Impossibles, the Won'ts

Listen to the Never Haves, then listen close to me

Anything can happen, child

Anything can be.

Anonymous: A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for.

Anonymous: 7/5th of people dont understand fractions.

Anonymous: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Anonymous: I intend to live forever... so far, so good!

Anonymous: A Conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking.

Anonymous: Normal people worry me...

Winston Churchill: I'll be sober in the morning, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Anonymous: No one in this life's a virgin- the world screws us all.

Anonymous: Love is a two way street, and I think your car just died.

Anonymous: Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Castle in the Sky (D.J. Satomi):

There’s a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantasy is flying
It’s a castle in the sky

It’s a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There’s a battle on the field
You’re a knight and you’re right
So with dragons now you’ll fight

And my fancy is flying
It’s a castle in the sky
Or there’s nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your castle in the sky

Anonymous: I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

Kakashi (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta3986): You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

Haku (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta 3986): It's okay- we'll just leave it up to my friend, Mr. Poofy Pajama pants.

Kakashi (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta 3986): Let's try reasoning with him- I can speak muffled. (Speaks muffled with Zabuza)
Naruto: Well? What'd he say?
Kakashi: He either said he'd been hired by Disney to take out the old guy so he can't finish the bridge... or we're going out for coffee next week.

Kakashi (from Naruto Abridged): If I could gnaw my ears off, I would.

Kakashi/Zabuza (from Naruto Abridged): Zabuza: Water Dragon no- justu!
Kakashi: Water Dragon no- jutsu!
Zabuza: I summon thee!
Kakashi: I summon thee!
Zabuza: Okay- stop it.
Kakashi: Okay- stop it.
Zabuza: STOP IT!
Kakashi: STOP IT!
Zabuza: I'm gay!
Kakashi: Good for you.

Rosalie (from Twilight): Over my pile of ashes!

Bella: Jasper- what do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Anonymous: There's too much youth already; how about a fountain of smart?!

Anonymous: This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

Anonymous: We are the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.

Anonymous: Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?

Anonymous: Assumption is the mother of all screwups (boy, don't i know it!)

Anonymous: Childhood: That period when nightmares occur only during sleep.

Anonymous:

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North by Lifesong Everlasting reviews
Mirror mirror on the wall all four kings tonight shall fall. As for the queen kill her not, it was all the princess' fault.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/9/2008
Dreams of Corruption by Little Fox Girl reviews
A series of short, dream-inspired one shot stories.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Inspiration by Renee L.H. Gowri reviews
Dedicated to the Writers: So many sleepless nights have been spent pondering, pacing across your room furiously. You look back at that single white paper on your desk, and pace even more for some kind of inspiration...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Love Letters in the Sand by Shini02 reviews
He stole her heart, and she fell in love with the sea.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
I am Insomnia by Crimson reviews
Insomnia explained... please read (Re-formatted)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2000
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Old Iron Gate
A short story about a writer who has nothing better to do than to sit outside in the bitter cold and criticize a gate.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
On the Shelf
A meager one- shot about life from a book's point of view.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
The Quiet Kid reviews
The quiet kid's point of view in a noisy classroom
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Mediation
I let myself become carried by the sweet melody, pulled under the surface of reality. Slowly, I began to fade, then suddenly, I was somewhere new...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Blue Winter Nights
Safe and warm, these blue winter nights are best spent with you.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
How is it possible for a nightmare to exist in paradise?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary reviews
A little place to store all of my poems- i hope you enjoy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Writing Memories reviews
Amazing how the simplest things can give one inspiration...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Dandelions reviews
A stroll through the city that leads to a common garden weed...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete