Author has written 9 stories for Life, and General.
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Anonymous: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not like the passengers in his car.
Anonymous: Marriges are made in heaven, but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
Mark Twain: To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
Guess who: No not Conner-chan!! Kun!! KUN!!
Anonymous: A good essay is 10 percent inspiration, 15 percent persperation, and 75 percent despiration.
Anonymous: All those who believe in telekenisis, raise my hand.
Anonymous: Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Anonymous: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
John Lennon: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
Anonymous: He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find half the mattress gone.
Anonymous: A good lawyer knows the laws, a clever one takes the judge out to lunch.
Rita Rudner: When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.
Anonymous: Man was given a sense of humor to compensate for nature's law of gravity.
Anonymous: Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
Anonymous: In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Clinton Fadiman: Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality.
Homer Simpson: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender): It's like my brain has a mind of its own!
Aang (Avatar): (after waking up from a bad dream): Don't worry, Momo... it was only a dream; I still have my pants.
Anonymous: A good friend would give you an umbrella if it were raining; a true friend would take your umbrella and say: "Run idiot, run!!"
Listen to the Mustn'ts
Listen to the Mustn'ts, child
Listen to the Don'ts
Listen to the Shouldn'ts, the Impossibles, the Won'ts
Listen to the Never Haves, then listen close to me
Anything can happen, child
Anything can be.
Anonymous: A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are for.
Anonymous: 7/5th of people dont understand fractions.
Anonymous: Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anonymous: I intend to live forever... so far, so good!
Anonymous: A Conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking.
Anonymous: Normal people worry me...
Winston Churchill: I'll be sober in the morning, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.
Anonymous: No one in this life's a virgin- the world screws us all.
Anonymous: Love is a two way street, and I think your car just died.
Anonymous: Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Castle in the Sky (D.J. Satomi):
There’s a place in my mind
It’s a world of our past
Take your sword and your shield
And my fancy is flying
Fairytales live in me
Anonymous: I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
Kakashi (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta3986): You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!
Haku (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta 3986): It's okay- we'll just leave it up to my friend, Mr. Poofy Pajama pants.
Kakashi (from the series Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeeta 3986): Let's try reasoning with him- I can speak muffled. (Speaks muffled with Zabuza)
Kakashi (from Naruto Abridged): If I could gnaw my ears off, I would.
Kakashi/Zabuza (from Naruto Abridged): Zabuza: Water Dragon no- justu!
Rosalie (from Twilight): Over my pile of ashes!
Bella: Jasper- what do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?
Anonymous: There's too much youth already; how about a fountain of smart?!
Anonymous: This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Anonymous: We are the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
Anonymous: Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
Anonymous: Assumption is the mother of all screwups (boy, don't i know it!)
Anonymous: Childhood: That period when nightmares occur only during sleep.