Spurious
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Joined 01-03-08, id: 594764, Profile Updated: 12-05-10
Author has written 16 stories for Romance, and Humor.

Hiya, my name is Spuri. Well, obviously that's not my real name, but a shortening of my pen name, Spurious Sanity. My real name is... :censored: haha, didn't that leave you curious! :grin:

I tend to write inspired by music. Cause I love music so much, and if I listen too closely to the lyrics, I'll almost always get assaulted by a bunny. Sometimes I'll even draw my characters and, gasp, upload them, although it's rare. Colouring is so much work, after all... Or rather, inking is... Yes, I'm lazy. Or perhaps I should say I procrastinate like mad.

Hobbies are - apart from writing - reading, music, movies, manga and anime. And since I'm past halfway fluent in Japanese, that influence might pop up here and there. Don't ask me to do fanfiction, though. My brain simply doesn't work that way.

My stories usually don't go terribly explicit, although I'm trying to overcome my embarrassment for smut. So, if a story is censored for content on here, I'll make sure to let you know, so those who want to can go to my lj and read the full thing there.

That would be spurious _ sanity. livejournal . com. Without spaces, of course. Every story there is marked with tags, so use them to navigate~!

!!WARNING!!

I mostly write slash/yaoi. This means homosexual relationships, or, put more simply, guy on guy. I tend to give ample warnings, so don't blame me if you missed them and read something that squicked you out. Don't like, don't read. And if you actually bother spend your energy on something stupid like flaming, I will not only laugh at you, I'll probably report you for abusive behaviour. (doubt anyone will care enough about my stories to flame me, and it's not popular these days, anyway.)

Constructive criticism, however, is accepted with joy. And feel free to point out stupid spelling mistakes. I can't always catch 'em all, after all. I mean, they're not Pokemon, or anything...

Yes. That is me.

Currently working on ten stories, or something like that. Most will appear here at some point, but a few would need too much editing to be allowed on here. Editing that would make the story make no sense (Yes, Braiding Shadows, I'm looking at you. You too, Sweet Cold Rain). Available at my lj.

If you've got any questions, feel free to poke me on PM, at my livejournal (address further up), or by email, at spurious . sanity at gmail.

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It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,102 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007
A Koala in September by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Ally thinks that being dumped by his boyfriend is the worst thing that could happen. Then he meets his new roommate. Things have just gotten a lot more complicated. -One shot- /for Freak-of-Spade's September challenge/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Caramel Macchiato by Walking in Xanadu reviews
I lied to my penpal, okay? He sent me a picture, he was hot, I'm a closet case...I told him I was a girl so I could flirt shamelessly with him. And now he's coming to visit for a month. I've got this sinking feeling everything is going to go wrong.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,818 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
More Than A Misunderstanding by Awe reviews
William likes Asterius. Asterius likes William. Unfortunately, neither is aware of the feelings of the other. This causes some...difficulties. Contains slash. And by "contains slash" I mean "that's the only thing this story is about."
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Mascara by American Schokolade reviews
slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,418 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Everybody Hates Logan by Myrika reviews
Spin-off of Against All Odds. Logan Henderson has it all: looks, money, and brains. Or so that's what people think. His life's going down the drain, and he doesn't know how to stop it. //REMOVED//
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 3320 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
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Winter Dreams: An Advent Calendar reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Madison has always had mysterious dreams come winter. But what could the connection possibly be with... Angels...? Daily updates 'till Christmas Day!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010
Beware Them Bathroom Doors! reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Being locked in ain't no fun! Being rescued can be, though... PWP fluff comedy! Rated for language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Stay a While reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Can gets lost, and it starts raining, so he looks for shelter. Good thing there was a pet shop nearby.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Faint of Heart reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Isaiah has to run to catch the bus after donating blood. Never a good idea. But even bad ideas can lead to good things...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Misunderstanding Manners reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Maurice makes a point of being a perfect gentleman, and not in his wildest dreams did he think anyone would say it's annoying and stupid. But perhaps there's more behind those accusations than he first thought...?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Just In Case reviews
m/m slash yaoi oneshot drabble. Justin's having a rare one night stand. Funny how misunderstandings occur when you're drunk.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
TwoPerson Solitude reviews
m/m slash yaoi. Lyall and Tracy are complete opposites, yet best friends, even if Lyall wishes they were more. Then suddenly he loses more than he can possibly handle alone. Will Tracy be there to help him through?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Florence's Demonic Experience reviews
M/M slash yaoi crack!fic. Florence was just walking home, minding his own business, when, from the depths of the alley shadows, comes an offer it's hard to refuse...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Worth Waiting For reviews
M/M slash yaoi. Nathan is dying from a brain tumor, and on his deathbed, he makes his lover promise him something...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
SLC drabble collection reviews
M/M slash yaoi. Single scenes/drabbles from Sorta Like Cinderella's Vance and Zephyr's lives after the story ended. Thanks to all of my readers! Celebrating 3000 hits!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008
Gin & Tonic reviews
oneshot drabble. Virginia's friend sets her up for a blind date she's not quite sure she wants to go on. But then she meets her date...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Flying reviews
m/m slash yaoi. There's always two sides to a story. Complete opposites Gale and Aidan meet at a party, and find exactly what they were looking for. Is it actually possible to get this lucky?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Countdown to a Meeting reviews
M/M Slash, yaoi. Prequel to Sorta Like Cinderella. Thanks for reading it, guys! You wanted Zephyr's background? You got it! Zephyr's morning the day he meets Vance for the first time, and some contemplations on his past.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Sorta Like Cinderella reviews
Slash m/m yaoi. Millionaire Vance's ex-fiancé claims he is lonely and uncaring. To prove her wrong, he picks up a stray on the street, gives him food, clothes and a place to sleep. It feels like he's got a pet now. But the pet doesn't want to stay a pet..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Relative Humanity reviews
M/M Slash yaoi. Where do you draw the line for humanity? After being dumped, Garvan spends a night filled with dubious choices. But who or what exactly is this android he brought home? And will Cel really leave him alone?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2008
From The Wrong End reviews
M/M Slash yaoi. Sometimes love starts from the wrong end. At his best friends' wedding, Xander wants to be happy for them, but can't help being heartbroken. Then the bride's brother makes him an offer he can't refuse...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete